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"If I was smothered in Marmite I'd be halfway there "Ah damn I hate marmite though! Like proper hate it. She loves it though | |||
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"Hang on a second ... could we make it one of those double decker thingies? "Yes! | |||
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"Tuna mayonnaise oh sweetcorn "Hmmmm not sure | |||
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"ME! "First one | |||
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"Hang on a second ... could we make it one of those double decker thingies? "You’re in Babs | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys " | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys "We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling | |||
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"Hello there." Hello. You’d make a nice filling | |||
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"Hang on a second ... could we make it one of those double decker thingies?
Yes!"I have Nora and Doris! Ha I got in there first | |||
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"Hello there." Order number 69 | |||
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"I'm in! Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "You can be part of the double decker with Babs | |||
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"I'm in! Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "Me and you can have a sandwich. I’m still to persuade doriss to try the other side | |||
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"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches? "Yes, we’ll have a picnic | |||
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"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?
Yes, we’ll have a picnic "A 2 week picnic! | |||
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"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?
Yes, we’ll have a picnic "And exchange fillings too... | |||
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"I'm in! Oh... wait.... I'm not a man
Me and you can have a sandwich. I’m still to persuade doriss to try the other side "I'm pretty sure I still need persuading.... but I'm easily led | |||
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"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x " You’d slide nicely in between us | |||
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"I'm in! Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "I had the same thought ... it’s so much fun in between baps | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling "but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you | |||
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"Hello there. Hello. You’d make a nice filling "Ready and waiting. | |||
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"I'm in! Oh... wait.... I'm not a man
Me and you can have a sandwich. I’m still to persuade doriss to try the other side
I'm pretty sure I still need persuading.... but I'm easily led "Hahah oh yeah you do too! I have good persuasive skills | |||
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"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?
Yes, we’ll have a picnic
A 2 week picnic!"We can store them in cool boxes | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you "Doriss can do any bum loving. | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving. "Feck off | |||
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"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?
Yes, we’ll have a picnic
A 2 week picnic!
We can store them in cool boxes "Not too cold though. We don’t want them to die. We’d be in trouble  | |||
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"I certainly would not complain being between you two, Nora and Doris, but I have two two questions for you; facing which way and do you like being eaten? "What like cannibalism?
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off " | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
"You can do that part then Babs | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off "Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady | |||
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"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x You’d slide nicely in between us "That would b so much fun me and 2 v hot women x | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady "Would we both fit in your swing?  | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
You can do that part then Babs "I’m out | |||
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"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x You’d slide nicely in between us
That would b so much fun me and 2 v hot women x "No! You’re getting mixed up! It’s me and Doriss! | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
You can do that part then Babs
I’m out " | |||
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"F&B" Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him | |||
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"F&B Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him "In my cellar | |||
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"F&B Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him
In my cellar "Hahaha. Hope you’re providing him with watermelons. | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady
Would we both fit in your swing? "Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady
Would we both fit in your swing?
Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her "So what do I get out of that scenario apart from a little sway in a swing?! | |||
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"Tuna mayonnaise oh sweetcorn
Hmmmm not sure "Ok no sweetcorn might get stuck ! Don’t worry expert sugar puff licker for you both | |||
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"I love a good picnic. Just don’t cut the sandwiches in to triangles. " Nah don’t worry we’re not posh totty | |||
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"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x You’d slide nicely in between us
That would b so much fun me and 2 v hot women x
No! You’re getting mixed up! It’s me and Doriss!"Ur both v hot x | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady
Would we both fit in your swing?
Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her
So what do I get out of that scenario apart from a little sway in a swing?!"Shh I was making dorris taste you for the first time | |||
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"Only tasty things about me are my cakes and Dick. " I don’t like cake. I’ll have the dick  | |||
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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys
We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you
Doriss can do any bum loving.
Feck off
Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady
Would we both fit in your swing?
Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her
So what do I get out of that scenario apart from a little sway in a swing?!
Shh I was making dorris taste you for the first time "Oh! Good plan | |||
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"F&B Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him
In my cellar
Hahaha. Hope you’re providing him with watermelons. " | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli "She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli
She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean " that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli "She gone off with all the men in cool boxes. | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli
She gone off with all the men in cool boxes. "Wouldn’t put it past her! Sneaky cow! | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli
She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean
that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe "Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli
She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean
that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe
Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt "Fugly c#nt | |||
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"I'm like marmalade: orange coloured, sweet, sticks around for ages and is liked my big bears (well that's the type of men who view my profile on here, no women unfortunately)." Noooo. Women are all in ninja mode that’s why! | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli
She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean
that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe
Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt
Fugly c#nt" | |||
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"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli
She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean
that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe
Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt
Fugly c#nt "You knows I loves you and wants your body | |||
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"Oooh Tony " Tony who? | |||
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"Can I watch "Jump in twinny!! | |||
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"Oooh Tony Tony who? "Balony | |||
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"Can I watch
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"Can I watch "Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts "I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule "Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now "Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up "Have you burnt your lips I'll rub it in with my tongue | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up "Can I volunteer to do the boobs? | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up
Can I volunteer to do the boobs? "All yours | |||
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"No ta i only bang 99yr olds only they deserve my cobweb cleaning skills "I’m sure I’ve probably got a few cobwebs to be fair | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up
Can I volunteer to do the boobs? "You stole my words!!! | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up
Can I volunteer to do the boobs?
All yours "Yay | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up
Can I volunteer to do the boobs?
You stole my words!!! "Snooze ya lose love! | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up
Can I volunteer to do the boobs?
You stole my words!!!
Snooze ya lose love!" | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty? "You cheating on me? | |||
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"No ta i only bang 99yr olds only they deserve my cobweb cleaning skills
I’m sure I’ve probably got a few cobwebs to be fair "you have no idea last one was like trimming the labyrinth | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
You cheating on me? "Noooo wifey honest! There’s no other woman for me  . Is it ok if I rub cream in cookies boobs though? | |||
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"is international travel allowed yet? "You trying to escape?!! | |||
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"Hello there. Order number 69 "Before, during and after | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
You cheating on me? "o shut up and join in its a free for all hopefully my fugly mug will go un noticed | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
You cheating on me?
Noooo wifey honest! There’s no other woman for me . Is it ok if I rub cream in cookies boobs though? "Only coz you asked nicely! | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
You cheating on me? o shut up and join in its a free for all hopefully my fugly mug will go un noticed "Nobody will see it. I’ll be sitting on it. | |||
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"is international travel allowed yet?
You trying to escape?!! "the great escape motorbike over the fence style | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
You cheating on me?
Noooo wifey honest! There’s no other woman for me . Is it ok if I rub cream in cookies boobs though?
Only coz you asked nicely! "Aw thanks | |||
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"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!! " | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty? "* Waves * I don't need a reason Nora , you and Doris want me I know | |||
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"is international travel allowed yet?
You trying to escape?!!
the great escape motorbike over the fence style "Hahahah | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
* Waves * I don't need a reason Nora , you and Doris want me I know "Of course we do grumps  | |||
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"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!! "Really? | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
* Waves * I don't need a reason Nora , you and Doris want me I know
Of course we do grumps "On my way  | |||
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"Can I watch
Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts
I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule
Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now
Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up
Can I volunteer to do the boobs?
You stole my words!!! "One word Nuru | |||
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"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!!
Really? "Yes!!!! | |||
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"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!!
Really?
Yes!!!! "Would you like taste mine? | |||
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"I don’t want any ladies just a nice group of men to wank and play with me please "I’ll take your place | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty? "I’m the perfect bit of spice with a sweet after taste
I’m sure I’d be a little bit of what you fancy and satisfy your taste | |||
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"I don’t want any ladies just a nice group of men to wank and play with me please "Two rooms then. | |||
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"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!! "I do too Lexi...!!!! | |||
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"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!!
I do too Lexi...!!!! "Another one??OMG...  | |||
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"In "In (between you both) | |||
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"In "If you weren’t it would just be an open sandwich | |||
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"In "Oh there you are! | |||
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"I'm in! Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "Well I like a cream egg | |||
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"In
In (between you both) "Alright Dave | |||
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"In
Oh there you are!"I had to go eat a sandwich | |||
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"In
Oh there you are!
I had to go eat a sandwich " | |||
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"I can make you both a sandwich. Ingredients? "We’ll have a bit of the ingredient known as _hillout please. | |||
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"In
In (between you both)
Alright Dave "Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show? | |||
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"In
In (between you both)
Alright Dave
Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show? "I like it!!! | |||
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"I'm in! Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "How about we find another guy and make a club sandwich | |||
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"In
In (between you both)
Alright Dave
Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show?
I like it!!!"Could be along the lines of Eurotrash if it was televised | |||
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"In
In (between you both)
Alright Dave
Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show?
I like it!!!
Could be along the lines of Eurotrash if it was televised "Haha it would definitely be like eurotrash | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please "Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart! | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!"She forgot the rest of the saying.....mightier than the sword | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!"
Moi? Tart??
Ok I’ll leave
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
pretty please...... (just before I go) | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!
Moi? Tart??
Ok I’ll leave
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
pretty please...... (just before I go) "Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you! | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!
Moi? Tart??
Ok I’ll leave
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
pretty please...... (just before I go)
Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you! "I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested | |||
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"My penis is available for a lady sandwich "Whoop whoop monkey penis! | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!
Moi? Tart??
Ok I’ll leave
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
pretty please...... (just before I go)
Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!
I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested "Oh no!  | |||
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"My penis is available for a lady sandwich
Whoop whoop monkey penis! "Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway! | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!
Moi? Tart??
Ok I’ll leave
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
pretty please...... (just before I go)
Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!
I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested
Oh no! " he won’t have a choice later! | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!
Moi? Tart??
Ok I’ll leave
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
pretty please...... (just before I go)
Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!
I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested
Oh no!
he won’t have a choice later! "Oh god don’t say that you’ll be slated!! | |||
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"My penis is available for a lady sandwich
Whoop whoop monkey penis!
Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!"Can we scissor too? | |||
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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pretty please
Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!
Moi? Tart??
Ok I’ll leave
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
pretty please...... (just before I go)
Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!
I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested
Oh no!
he won’t have a choice later!
Oh god don’t say that you’ll be slated!! "
Poor man! Gonna get lexied
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"My penis is available for a lady sandwich
Whoop whoop monkey penis!
Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!
Can we scissor too? "Omg yes yes yes! | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty? "What better way to celebrate the ending of all the restrictions, than being the man sandwiched between Nora and Doriss? Such a great way to meet two eminent Forumites..... | |||
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"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?
What better way to celebrate the ending of all the restrictions, than being the man sandwiched between Nora and Doriss? Such a great way to meet two eminent Forumites..... "Eminent! . | |||
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"My penis is available for a lady sandwich
Whoop whoop monkey penis!
Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!"I've never had my penis shared, if your both offering then yes | |||
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"My penis is available for a lady sandwich
Whoop whoop monkey penis!
Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!"I keep getting hungry | |||
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Alright Dave
Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show? "Yes | |||
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