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over a year ago
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And don’t laugh at this one ! Lol ! Was giving a lady oral sex ! And she fanny farted ! Embarrassing for us both both fell about laughing she spent the night in warm cuddly embrace so good night  |
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When I was younger, had someone on top of my then both heard a snapping / clicking sound from down below and a Sharpe pain in the cock.... Quickly lost my etection. Didn't hurt after she got off and went downstairs... Still not sure what it was to this day |
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I guess another thing... Whilst stood up kissing, I started to finger someone... After a few minutes, all of a sudden she hit the floor like a sack of spuds with eyes closed, gave a shake and she came back round. Never happened before or since.... |
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"Baby oil I got the bright idea to put plastic down on the bed covered it in baby oil. Hubby launched me across the room. It was hilarious.  "
Oh this made laugh out Loud. |
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Oh christ I forgot all about that. I had a girlfriends 6 year old come in whilst my face was firmly engulfed in her pussy lol. She quickly pulled a cover over me. I thought I better stop temporarily |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh christ I forgot all about that. I had a girlfriends 6 year old come in whilst my face was firmly engulfed in her pussy lol. She quickly pulled a cover over me. I thought I better stop temporarily"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being walked in on in our hotel room through the connecting room!
Spat my coffee!!! Must have been awkward "
Something similar happened where a cleaner got in the room while I was sucking a guy off... awkward...! |
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"Being walked in on in our hotel room through the connecting room!
Spat my coffee!!! Must have been awkward
Something similar happened where a cleaner got in the room while I was sucking a guy off... awkward...!"
Did they cum back later? |
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Not so much durin, but shortly after finishing up and laying in the sun enjoying the afterglow on a warm sunny beach, a man stood up not 8 feet away and casually walked past us. Off he wandered down to a nearby pool where he washed his hands and slowly walked away. We had no idea he was even there. You could see for miles and the beach looked deserted. He had some mad dogging ninja skills. |
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Went to roll Mrs N in to a new position, misjudged it, we both fell out of bed and on the floor. Would have been mildly funny if I hadn't banged my head on the bedside cabinet and knocked myself out for about 2 mins! Fairly sure Mrs N kept going but she won't tell me! M |
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When younger had lady that didn’t know the difference between suck and bite blood everywhere visit to ae stay in hospital stitches in cock very embarrassing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I got bitten by a scorpion 
Within half an hour I had an allergic reaction to it and my inner thighs were covered in bumps my eyes lips and tongue were swollen and my boyfriend nearly cried - it's a good job I knew what to do |
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The hotel staff decided to let themselves in to deliver a bottle of birthday bubbles just after we'd checked in ...
I didn't let on to my partner and he kept going (a very vanilla missionary!)
The hotel staff's face was a picture.. They ran to the nearest table to put the icebucket down and then ran out looking mortified |
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"The door wasn't fully shut and the lady I was with's puppy ran in and jumped on my back.
Scared the fuck out of me as I had no idea what it was.
She just burst out laughing."
..It's when their oversexed Jack Russel comes in and starts rubbing himself off on her leg and you begin to wonder what other privileges he has! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was in hospital for six months motorcycle accident broken jaw helmet went through jaw smashed all teeth broken jaw broken leg and arm and ribs six months hospital recovery time was only in hospital for week when she bit my Willy but god the pain was unbearable had four stitches in mr Willy  |
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"Was in hospital for six months motorcycle accident broken jaw helmet went through jaw smashed all teeth broken jaw broken leg and arm and ribs six months hospital recovery time was only in hospital for week when she bit my Willy but god the pain was unbearable had four stitches in mr Willy "
Oh jeez. Ouch to both! Hope you're getting better luck nowadays. |
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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago
a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road |
When I was 15 and the girl who i lost my virginity too we both bunked off school, came back to my house and she came on when we were right in the middle of Coitus a rather messy situation on a mad clean up before the parents come home from work |
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Sorry guys bit of a long tale of our unexpected interruption.
Well here we go for the most unexpected thing to happen.
We have been lucky and had formed a fab bubble with a fellow fabber we knew this fabber since last year. Which ment we could still meet to have fun when wanted.
Well this particular night the boundaries were going to pushed. We were having some fun in bedroom.When we tried to convince miss hoolie to carry on outside in the open air in the back garden. Not the most private of spaces but never the less push the boat out.Miss hoolie was not entirely convinced with going out but plucked up her adventurous spirt and headed outside. On getting out the back garden heard a scream for help. We looked over next door and found an old lady had fallen and hurt her self quite badly. Archie and the fellow fabber ran next door to help. Hopped over the gate and administered appropriate first aid. Miss hoolie rung 999.
Whilst waiting for the ambulance to arrive miss hoolie came round to offer further support if necessary.
Now during the wait archie and the other fabber got blankets and applied pressure to the cut on the ladies head.
The whole family arrived to the house 30mins before the paramedics arrived.
Miss hoolie in just a dress ,coat no knickers or bra, archie in just a t shirt and jeans and the fabber in a dressing gown and joggers.
Tryjng our best to conceal the fact that we were having a fab time.
She went to hospital. We all calmed down had a drink. Before finishing off the evenings entertainment. Then sat and ate Archie's wonderful prepared curry.
Archie now owes the old lady a passander curry. He was talking about cooking to keep her awake. She said "ooooooo ill have a mild curry off you." How could he refuse.
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"Sorry guys bit of a long tale of our unexpected interruption.
Well here we go for the most unexpected thing to happen.
We have been lucky and had formed a fab bubble with a fellow fabber we knew this fabber since last year. Which ment we could still meet to have fun when wanted.
Well this particular night the boundaries were going to pushed. We were having some fun in bedroom.When we tried to convince miss hoolie to carry on outside in the open air in the back garden. Not the most private of spaces but never the less push the boat out.Miss hoolie was not entirely convinced with going out but plucked up her adventurous spirt and headed outside. On getting out the back garden heard a scream for help. We looked over next door and found an old lady had fallen and hurt her self quite badly. Archie and the fellow fabber ran next door to help. Hopped over the gate and administered appropriate first aid. Miss hoolie rung 999.
Whilst waiting for the ambulance to arrive miss hoolie came round to offer further support if necessary.
Now during the wait archie and the other fabber got blankets and applied pressure to the cut on the ladies head.
The whole family arrived to the house 30mins before the paramedics arrived.
Miss hoolie in just a dress ,coat no knickers or bra, archie in just a t shirt and jeans and the fabber in a dressing gown and joggers.
Tryjng our best to conceal the fact that we were having a fab time.
She went to hospital. We all calmed down had a drink. Before finishing off the evenings entertainment. Then sat and ate Archie's wonderful prepared curry.
Archie now owes the old lady a passander curry. He was talking about cooking to keep her awake. She said "ooooooo ill have a mild curry off you." How could he refuse.
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I’m impressed that you managed to continue afterwards |
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New Years Eve afternoon:- Playing with C whilst she’s suspended in a door sex swing, feet and hands in a stirrup...door opened suddenly, C fell and landed on her back, winded. We carried on playing
Then in the evening C started to go white and feel sick and could hardly breathe. A trip to A & E followed, in which I wasn’t allowed in, due to Covid and I had to watch C pass out through the window in the waiting area whilst the New Year celebrations started 
Anyway 2 hours later, x-rays done, no broken bones, pain killers firmly kicked in C was released and I could take her home.
That was our first New Year together |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After 30 years of a very vanilla relationship where my ex never swallowed my new girlfriend did and I nearly collapsed as my legs buckled under me . That's one bj I will never forget |
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Hotel bed headboard was banging against the wall annoying us, so got off to pull bed away from the wall while she was still on it! The bottom of the bed ripped off and she fell on the floor |
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"My watch started talking, it thought I was having a workout "
I heard stories of people who got caught cheating because of that damn watch that was counting calories at an alarming rate at 2am (and calories app was shared between the couple)
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"My watch started talking, it thought I was having a workout
I heard stories of people who got caught cheating because of that damn watch that was counting calories at an alarming rate at 2am (and calories app was shared between the couple)
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"My watch started talking, it thought I was having a workout
I heard stories of people who got caught cheating because of that damn watch that was counting calories at an alarming rate at 2am (and calories app was shared between the couple)
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I always take mine off. I managed to somehow call someone ! |
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"My watch started talking, it thought I was having a workout
I heard stories of people who got caught cheating because of that damn watch that was counting calories at an alarming rate at 2am (and calories app was shared between the couple)
I always take mine off. I managed to somehow call someone ! "
Exactly !!! That’s what I mean and that’d be awkward if you have them on loud speaker when someone is balls deep in u
Also, it gives off a bit that “spy kids” vibe |
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"My watch started talking, it thought I was having a workout
I heard stories of people who got caught cheating because of that damn watch that was counting calories at an alarming rate at 2am (and calories app was shared between the couple)
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Just made me look at my heart rate trace. Last night's "activities" are showing along with a similar spike that my watch thinks was cycling at 18:00 Can't for the life of me think what that was, maybe I'm having an affair that even I don't know about
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Another guy licking my leg and suddenly running screaming from the room.
Limited edition Body Shop chocolate body butter.
... I just wanted soft legs "
Omg I'm crying laughing here |
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An ex and I were getting down to some fun. Romantic lighting, nice food, little wine and my get busy soundtrack playing to cover the noises from my housemate. Thing we're getting really hot and she asked for anal. I was happily obliging and we were both lost in the moment when all we could hear was " hey hey are you ready to play, it's time to come along with the tweenies." coming from the speakers. Bastards had snuck kids theme songs into my famous play list. She laughed so hard she pushed me out of her ass and farted. Took about 20 mins to stop the tears lol |
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Hotel staff nonchalantly walked into my room mid-afternoon, not expecting us to be there... Realised we were not only in the room, but were naked, having sex on top of the bed and were mid thrust.. They panicked and turned to go.. But realised they were still holding a bottle of champagne, so turned again and almost thew it at the table before running from the room
The guy who was fucking me was totally oblivious the entire time |
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"Hotel staff nonchalantly walked into my room mid-afternoon, not expecting us to be there... Realised we were not only in the room, but were naked, having sex on top of the bed and were mid thrust.. They panicked and turned to go.. But realised they were still holding a bottle of champagne, so turned again and almost thew it at the table before running from the room
The guy who was fucking me was totally oblivious the entire time "
I can see why he'd be concentrating on you  x |
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"An ex and I were getting down to some fun. Romantic lighting, nice food, little wine and my get busy soundtrack playing to cover the noises from my housemate. Thing we're getting really hot and she asked for anal. I was happily obliging and we were both lost in the moment when all we could hear was " hey hey are you ready to play, it's time to come along with the tweenies." coming from the speakers. Bastards had snuck kids theme songs into my famous play list. She laughed so hard she pushed me out of her ass and farted. Took about 20 mins to stop the tears lol"
Oh thanks for sharing this. Laughed so hard |
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