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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *exyEggsCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

First!

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By *exyEggsCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh my god

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim and all

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By *exyEggsCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I can't believe it. All these months I have never ever been the famous firstface. I am overcome!

Mrs kf x

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By *exyEggsCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hello Jim. Hello other nocturnal faces x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KF. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Co, how goes it? I went clothes shopping for actual clothes in a clothes shop today. Then I had breakfast on a cafe patio in the sunshine. How utterly cool was my day???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh my god"

It's your moment, enjoy the moment.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That was sneaky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Essexman. Who's your favourite Dan?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't believe it. All these months I have never ever been the famous firstface. I am overcome!

Mrs kf x"

You're a champion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeevening Jim & everyone...

Hope you have all had a lovely day. Xx

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By *exyEggsCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh my god

It's your moment, enjoy the moment."

This is my moment... This is my perfect moment...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Evening all!

Mr KC

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

ashford

Hiiiiiiiii all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Co, how goes it? I went clothes shopping for actual clothes in a clothes shop today. Then I had breakfast on a cafe patio in the sunshine. How utterly cool was my day???

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sue. I mean Nell. That is cool. Did you buy any actual clothes?

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By *exyEggsCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Co, how goes it? I went clothes shopping for actual clothes in a clothes shop today. Then I had breakfast on a cafe patio in the sunshine. How utterly cool was my day???

That sounds awesome! Like actual real life. I think I've forgotten what it's like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was sneaky

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. I don't know what you mean. What was sneaky?

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all. How is everyone on this Friday evening.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That was sneaky

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. I don't know what you mean. What was sneaky?"

You know what!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Co, how goes it? I went clothes shopping for actual clothes in a clothes shop today. Then I had breakfast on a cafe patio in the sunshine. How utterly cool was my day???

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sue. I mean Nell. That is cool. Did you buy any actual clothes?"

Oh you massive twat!

Yes, I bought actual clothes and I will be the prettiest Su Pollard lookalike in town!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeevening Jim & everyone...

Hope you have all had a lovely day. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. It was a good day. How was it for you? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Co, how goes it? I went clothes shopping for actual clothes in a clothes shop today. Then I had breakfast on a cafe patio in the sunshine. How utterly cool was my day???

That sounds awesome! Like actual real life. I think I've forgotten what it's like. "

I hate clothes shopping I normal times but this was bliss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh my god

It's your moment, enjoy the moment.

This is my moment... This is my perfect moment... "

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm off for a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all!

Mr KC"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim, hi everyone.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today?"
meh, alright i'm ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiiiiiiiii all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sxx. I didn't know there's a place named after former QPR player Rodney Marsh.

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

ashford

Won't be a very late night thread for me. Up at 7 for work haha

Bedtime soon, yaay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening ladies and gentlemen's

Is it a good Friday night?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim.

Just had a flat full of people today, after having been down the pub for a couple of jars this afternoon

, but they've all gone now , and I'm just chillin' out on ma own

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. How the hell are you?

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

Howdy over there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface"

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. How is everyone on this Friday evening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to GJB. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeevening Jim & everyone...

Hope you have all had a lovely day. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. It was a good day. How was it for you? x"

Twas a lovely day Jim. The youngest of my bunch has just become a teenager so we had a mini party to celebrate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was sneaky

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. I don't know what you mean. What was sneaky?

You know what!"

What?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Won't be a very late night thread for me. Up at 7 for work haha

Bedtime soon, yaay"

Seven is too early for a Saturday.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all. How is everyone on this Friday evening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to GJB. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuu?"

Suffering a bit with hay fever. Chilling out with some wine and movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeeeeeeevening Jim and Co, how goes it? I went clothes shopping for actual clothes in a clothes shop today. Then I had breakfast on a cafe patio in the sunshine. How utterly cool was my day???

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sue. I mean Nell. That is cool. Did you buy any actual clothes?

Oh you massive twat!

Yes, I bought actual clothes and I will be the prettiest Su Pollard lookalike in town!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Evening Jim and nocturnal friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off for a coffee."

I might get a cola.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hi everyone."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Have you ever been to Spain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok"

You sure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen's

Is it a good Friday night?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MnT. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

It's a chilled Friday night.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure?"
kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim.

Just had a flat full of people today, after having been down the pub for a couple of jars this afternoon

, but they've all gone now , and I'm just chillin' out on ma own

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Very nice. Smileyface

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By *J GeminiTV/TS over a year ago

Northumberland

Good evening all

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

Hey Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy over there

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. I'm waving in your direction. *waves*

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By *r SxxMan over a year ago

ashford

"Won't be a very late night thread for me. Up at 7 for work haha

Bedtime soon, yaay

Seven is too early for a Saturday."

Especially as it's my first early Saturday after having 4 month's off because of lockdown...... It may actually kill me

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Good evening Jim, hi everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Have you ever been to Spain?"

Nope but I’d like to.

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC"

I'm surprisingly tired for this time of night.

The sun, UV is strong at this time of year. Be careful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeevening Jim & everyone...

Hope you have all had a lovely day. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. It was a good day. How was it for you? x

Twas a lovely day Jim. The youngest of my bunch has just become a teenager so we had a mini party to celebrate!"

You've got another teenager.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hi everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Have you ever been to Spain?

Nope but I’d like to.

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?"

Nope but it did snow in callas de Mallorca when I was there in March in 2009

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC"

Hello sexy Mr KC with your sunburnt nose! I've been doing family research on my phone so you can be FirstFace of the KCs tonight. Also I miss you

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welllll helllloooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. How is everyone on this Friday evening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to GJB. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

Suffering a bit with hay fever. Chilling out with some wine and movie

Hay fever is rubbish. I used to get it bad when I was a kid. And now I don't get it at all. But it was always in summer, not spring.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm off for a coffee.

I might get a cola."

You'll be needing a sit down wee

I'd better sign my name, before Mr KC's nocturnal nonsense is confused for mine!

Mrs KC

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My body is starting to tingle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Evening Jim and nocturnal friends

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening xx

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all. How is everyone on this Friday evening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to GJB. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

Suffering a bit with hay fever. Chilling out with some wine and movie

Hay fever is rubbish. I used to get it bad when I was a kid. And now I don't get it at all. But it was always in summer, not spring."

I have suffered since 5 years old. This is normally the worst time for me. Tree pollen. But flower and grass can set me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?"

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all

Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JJ. Happy Friday. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one."

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

How the flip are you?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one."
what a sunday golfer calls a do-over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

How the flip are you?"

Have a kiss. x

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? "
well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Won't be a very late night thread for me. Up at 7 for work haha

Bedtime soon, yaay

Seven is too early for a Saturday.

Especially as it's my first early Saturday after having 4 month's off because of lockdown...... It may actually kill me"

Oh, man, I'm feeling your pain. I wish you luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hi everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Have you ever been to Spain?

Nope but I’d like to.

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?"

I think so, but I'm not a weatherman. I can't say for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, hi everyone.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. Have you ever been to Spain?

Nope but I’d like to.

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?

Nope but it did snow in callas de Mallorca when I was there in March in 2009

Cool.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off for a coffee.

I might get a cola.

You'll be needing a sit down wee

I'd better sign my name, before Mr KC's nocturnal nonsense is confused for mine!

Mrs KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KC. Are you away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Welllll helllloooo "

Goooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buh. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Buh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films."

What was the film?

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

Good evening all, awake and perving over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkle in red. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm off for a coffee.

I might get a cola.

You'll be needing a sit down wee

I'd better sign my name, before Mr KC's nocturnal nonsense is confused for mine!

Mrs KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KC. Are you away?"

I am. I am at my Dad's. I am babysitting him until Tuesday and being very evil and making him eat a very strict diet before medical tests. He'd forget otherwise.

I should probably make one of the scones disappear. They're not on the diet plan and so I'm only helping the elderly by scoffing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Buh."

Hello *waves*

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?"

Anti-Life. Nell, I saw Bruce Willis and thought it would be like a Cage film. It wasn't so bad it was good, it was painfully bad. And that's it.

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By *exyEggsCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films."

Hell yes she did!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Buh.

Hello *waves*"

*Does what Nell's doing*

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By *aynLexiCouple over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"I'm off for a coffee.

I might get a cola.

You'll be needing a sit down wee

I'd better sign my name, before Mr KC's nocturnal nonsense is confused for mine!

Mrs KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KC. Are you away?

I am. I am at my Dad's. I am babysitting him until Tuesday and being very evil and making him eat a very strict diet before medical tests. He'd forget otherwise.

I should probably make one of the scones disappear. They're not on the diet plan and so I'm only helping the elderly by scoffing it

Aww thats so lovely of you hun. Yes eat it quick including any crumbs that could be evidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?

Anti-Life. Nell, I saw Bruce Willis and thought it would be like a Cage film. It wasn't so bad it was good, it was painfully bad. And that's it."

2 hours of painfully bad motion picture....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. How is everyone on this Friday evening.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to GJB. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

Suffering a bit with hay fever. Chilling out with some wine and movie

Hay fever is rubbish. I used to get it bad when I was a kid. And now I don't get it at all. But it was always in summer, not spring.

I have suffered since 5 years old. This is normally the worst time for me. Tree pollen. But flower and grass can set me off

Have tried using a bit vaseline in your nostrils? To catch pollen, not for lubrication.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tinder. Do you like Judge Rinder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? "

Don't ask me, ask Bill.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?

Anti-Life. Nell, I saw Bruce Willis and thought it would be like a Cage film. It wasn't so bad it was good, it was painfully bad. And that's it.

2 hours of painfully bad motion picture...."

Yep. The OH fell asleep on me and didn't want to move him so I helpfully came up with a list of plants/flowers etc I want to buy tomorrow for the garden makeover. Productive use of time. I should have had a wank.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?"

The sun caused it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one. what a sunday golfer calls a do-over"

I just had to search engine do-over. Bill, things can only get better. A space hippy told me that in the 1990s.

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By *ee4fun202Man over a year ago

Dublin

Good evening..

Iv been thinking nine stop about a hotwife scenario when I'm home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan?

Don't ask me, ask Bill."
see above i answered

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!"

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?

The sun caused it."

Did you do a Me KC and crisp your extremities?! I hope pp is okay?!

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Yeah she did. And ²ndface.

What poor film have you been watching? Did you give up on it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?

The sun caused it.

Did you do a Me KC and crisp your extremities?! I hope pp is okay?!

Mrs KC

Fucking autocarrot! That should be *MR KC.

Also we nearly broke the Matrix there by posting at the same time

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?"

You're asking all my questions ten minutes before me.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC

Hello sexy Mr KC with your sunburnt nose! I've been doing family research on my phone so you can be FirstFace of the KCs tonight. Also I miss you

Mrs KC

I missed that, I assumed it was you, Mrs.

Evening all! Xx

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC"

Yes she was! And that episode was terrifying and brilliant. Tomorrow I am watching A Promising Young Woman and I'm excited already.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?

You're asking all my questions ten minutes before me."

I was curious and needed to know that very instant. I can't possibly be expected to wait for you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC

Yes she was! And that episode was terrifying and brilliant. Tomorrow I am watching A Promising Young Woman and I'm excited already."

That was an amazingly scary episode! I loved it.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Yeah she did. And ²ndface.

What poor film have you been watching? Did you give up on it?"

Well I already answered those questions so I guess that's done.

What do you have planned for the weekend Jimbo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all, awake and perving over here

Lx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lexi. You bloody pervert. x

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!"
i havent watched a movie in a long time, i read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC

Hello sexy Mr KC with your sunburnt nose! I've been doing family research on my phone so you can be FirstFace of the KCs tonight. Also I miss you

Mrs KC

I missed that, I assumed it was you, Mrs.

Evening all! Xx"

Mr KC got in before me! Red, I am literally within shouting distance of you right now

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm off for a coffee.

I might get a cola.

You'll be needing a sit down wee

I'd better sign my name, before Mr KC's nocturnal nonsense is confused for mine!

Mrs KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KC. Are you away?

I am. I am at my Dad's. I am babysitting him until Tuesday and being very evil and making him eat a very strict diet before medical tests. He'd forget otherwise.

I should probably make one of the scones disappear. They're not on the diet plan and so I'm only helping the elderly by scoffing it

Do it, do it, do it.

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

How the flip are you?"

I'm good. How the flip are you? Xx

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC

Yes she was! And that episode was terrifying and brilliant. Tomorrow I am watching A Promising Young Woman and I'm excited already.

That was an amazingly scary episode! I loved it. "
i'll bend to peer pressure and look her up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm off for a coffee.

I might get a cola.

You'll be needing a sit down wee

I'd better sign my name, before Mr KC's nocturnal nonsense is confused for mine!

Mrs KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KC. Are you away?

I am. I am at my Dad's. I am babysitting him until Tuesday and being very evil and making him eat a very strict diet before medical tests. He'd forget otherwise.

I should probably make one of the scones disappear. They're not on the diet plan and so I'm only helping the elderly by scoffing it

Do it, do it, do it."

*Hops to the kitchen*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?

Anti-Life. Nell, I saw Bruce Willis and thought it would be like a Cage film. It wasn't so bad it was good, it was painfully bad. And that's it."

Maybe the sequel Uncle Death will be better.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor."

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll)

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Caty's on, so it twiddling time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. Thanks. Nero, do you like Cafe Nero?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll) "

Marjorie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?

Anti-Life. Nell, I saw Bruce Willis and thought it would be like a Cage film. It wasn't so bad it was good, it was painfully bad. And that's it.

2 hours of painfully bad motion picture....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC

Yes she was! And that episode was terrifying and brilliant. Tomorrow I am watching A Promising Young Woman and I'm excited already.

That was an amazingly scary episode! I loved it. "

Blink was so clever - one of my favourite episodes ever. The conversation she has with the Doctor via the DVD is brilliantly executed.

@Meli, A Promising Young Woman looks ace - seen a few clips and it's had some great reviews iirc

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Men, don't fall asleep during a film with Meli. You'll wake up to a list.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

" Nero. Thanks. Nero, do you like Cafe Nero?"

Sorry to be a pedant but it's "Caffè Nero"

And yes I do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?

The sun caused it."

I'll apply some after sun for you. Is your bum burnt?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

" Nero. Thanks. Nero, do you like Cafe Nero?

Sorry to be a pedant but it's "Caffè Nero"

And yes I do! "

You'll enjoy Jim's Starbucks, in Shrewsbury, treat then, if you win a FirstFace

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caty's on, so it twiddling time

Yes!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll)

Marjorie?

It's my new pet name for you. Don't you like it, your ladyship?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC

Hello sexy Mr KC with your sunburnt nose! I've been doing family research on my phone so you can be FirstFace of the KCs tonight. Also I miss you

Mrs KC

I missed that, I assumed it was you, Mrs.

Evening all! Xx

Mr KC got in before me! Red, I am literally within shouting distance of you right now

Mrs KC

Woohoo! I've just popped my head out the door & shouted hellooooooo! Did you hear me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening..

Iv been thinking nine stop about a hotwife scenario when I'm home

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Lee.

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

Just a quick evening before bed. My oldest has very kindly shared her cold with me so I'm feeling very sorry for myself (it's definitely a cold and not the plague)

The only thing scarier than found out during a pandemic is going out with a cough during the pandemic. I thought I was going to get lynched in Willis earlier.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC

Yes she was! And that episode was terrifying and brilliant. Tomorrow I am watching A Promising Young Woman and I'm excited already.

That was an amazingly scary episode! I loved it.

Blink was so clever - one of my favourite episodes ever. The conversation she has with the Doctor via the DVD is brilliantly executed.

@Meli, A Promising Young Woman looks ace - seen a few clips and it's had some great reviews iirc

Mr KC"

I want to watch it, too. Looks rather good x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC

Hello sexy Mr KC with your sunburnt nose! I've been doing family research on my phone so you can be FirstFace of the KCs tonight. Also I miss you

Mrs KC

I missed that, I assumed it was you, Mrs.

Evening all! Xx

Mr KC got in before me! Red, I am literally within shouting distance of you right now

Mrs KC

Woohoo! I've just popped my head out the door & shouted hellooooooo! Did you hear me?

It reverberated right round the sports stadium and into my ears

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll)

Marjorie?

It's my new pet name for you. Don't you like it, your ladyship? "

As in Lady Marjorie from Upstairs Downstairs?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

" Nero. Thanks. Nero, do you like Cafe Nero?

Sorry to be a pedant but it's "Caffè Nero"

And yes I do!

You'll enjoy Jim's Starbucks, in Shrewsbury, treat then, if you win a FirstFace

Mrs KC

"
last time i went to Starbucks for my tea it tasted like coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helllooo I’m back and thanks for the love

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

PP, Caty's taking a break, unlucky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Lee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helllooo I’m back and thanks for the love

Hello! You're very welcome.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening Jim.

How was your week?

For me, a mix of iffy days, but today was great. Got a lot done plus medical support teams finally got their act together!

Back into the charity shop in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC

Yes she was! And that episode was terrifying and brilliant. Tomorrow I am watching A Promising Young Woman and I'm excited already.

That was an amazingly scary episode! I loved it.

Blink was so clever - one of my favourite episodes ever. The conversation she has with the Doctor via the DVD is brilliantly executed.

@Meli, A Promising Young Woman looks ace - seen a few clips and it's had some great reviews iirc

Mr KC

I want to watch it, too. Looks rather good x"

Brilliant film....im gonna watch it again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeevening Jim & everyone...

Hope you have all had a lovely day. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. It was a good day. How was it for you? x

Twas a lovely day Jim. The youngest of my bunch has just become a teenager so we had a mini party to celebrate!

You've got another teenager.

Yep I’m officially old

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Just a quick evening before bed. My oldest has very kindly shared her cold with me so I'm feeling very sorry for myself (it's definitely a cold and not the plague)

The only thing scarier than found out during a pandemic is going out with a cough during the pandemic. I thought I was going to get lynched in Willis earlier.

The Child that Mr KC and I are responsible for the creation of had a cold over Easter. With a cough (obviously), so got her a test on Bank Hol Monday. She loved it

Sainsbury's was an interesting trip out because two weeks later, she still has a cough and yes, everyone looks at us like lepers

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan?

Don't ask me, ask Bill. see above i answered"

I'm a slow typer, bill. Things can only get better, but I don't get any faster.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC

Hello sexy Mr KC with your sunburnt nose! I've been doing family research on my phone so you can be FirstFace of the KCs tonight. Also I miss you

Mrs KC

I missed that, I assumed it was you, Mrs.

Evening all! Xx

Mr KC got in before me! Red, I am literally within shouting distance of you right now

Mrs KC

Woohoo! I've just popped my head out the door & shouted hellooooooo! Did you hear me?

It reverberated right round the sports stadium and into my ears

Mrs KC

I do have a voice that carries

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By *uit and bootsMan over a year ago

Manchester

Howdy Jim, and Jim’s congregation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank E J

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

...

"Just a quick evening before bed. My oldest has very kindly shared her cold with me so I'm feeling very sorry for myself (it's definitely a cold and not the plague)

The only thing scarier than found out during a pandemic is going out with a cough during the pandemic. I thought I was going to get lynched in Willis earlier.

The Child that Mr KC and I are responsible for the creation of had a cold over Easter. With a cough (obviously), so got her a test on Bank Hol Monday. She loved it

Sainsbury's was an interesting trip out because two weeks later, she still has a cough and yes, everyone looks at us like lepers

Mrs KC

It's awful, and of course the more you try not to cough the more you need to

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

" Nero. Thanks. Nero, do you like Cafe Nero?

Sorry to be a pedant but it's "Caffè Nero"

And yes I do!

You'll enjoy Jim's Starbucks, in Shrewsbury, treat then, if you win a FirstFace

Mrs KC

last time i went to Starbucks for my tea it tasted like coffee

The coffee in Shrewsbury Starbucks tastes like tea. English tea. Maybe the beans got muddled at customs?!

S for Shrewsbury

T for Texas

Easily done!

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?!

Wasn't Carey Mulligan in Blink (Dr Who episode)?

Mr KC"

I don't know, I only watch Doctor Who if Kylie Minouge is in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?

The sun caused it.

Did you do a Me KC and crisp your extremities?! I hope pp is okay?!

Mrs KC

Fucking autocarrot! That should be *MR KC.

Also we nearly broke the Matrix there by posting at the same time

Mrs KC

the Matrix. This nocturnal thread is sooooo geeky tonight.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll)

Marjorie?

It's my new pet name for you. Don't you like it, your ladyship?

As in Lady Marjorie from Upstairs Downstairs? "

You're far too young to remember that!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?

The sun caused it.

Did you do a Me KC and crisp your extremities?! I hope pp is okay?!

Mrs KC

Fucking autocarrot! That should be *MR KC.

Also we nearly broke the Matrix there by posting at the same time

Mrs KC

the Matrix. This nocturnal thread is sooooo geeky tonight."

Mr KC has upped the Geek Quotient exponentially

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all!

Mr KC

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr KC. What a rare treat it is to have your company. Smileyface

Why thank you very much!

How's everyone anyway? I'm a bit sunburnt from a day answering emails in the garden!

Mr KC

Hello sexy Mr KC with your sunburnt nose! I've been doing family research on my phone so you can be FirstFace of the KCs tonight. Also I miss you

Mrs KC

I missed that, I assumed it was you, Mrs.

Evening all! Xx"

It's confusing isn't it. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Happy Saint George's Day. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?

You're asking all my questions ten minutes before me.

I was curious and needed to know that very instant. I can't possibly be expected to wait for you!"

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll)

Marjorie?

It's my new pet name for you. Don't you like it, your ladyship?

As in Lady Marjorie from Upstairs Downstairs?

You're far too young to remember that! "

My grandparents had it on VHS. Anyway, why am I a Marjorie? And a ladyship?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

What was the film?

You're asking all my questions ten minutes before me.

I was curious and needed to know that very instant. I can't possibly be expected to wait for you!

Fair do's."

Snippy Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Kinky first faced this bad boy?

Congrats kf! Hello Jim et al, I hope you're all well tonight. I've been watching a film and regretting my poor choice in films.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Yeah she did. And ²ndface.

What poor film have you been watching? Did you give up on it?

Well I already answered those questions so I guess that's done.

What do you have planned for the weekend Jimbo? "

It's all Nell's fault.

I've forgotten how to make plans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My body is starting to tingle

What coffee do you drink?

The sun caused it.

Did you do a Me KC and crisp your extremities?! I hope pp is okay?!

Mrs KC

Fucking autocarrot! That should be *MR KC.

Also we nearly broke the Matrix there by posting at the same time

Mrs KC

the Matrix. This nocturnal thread is sooooo geeky tonight.

Mr KC has upped the Geek Quotient exponentially

Mrs KC

Which can only be a good thing

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll)

Marjorie?

It's my new pet name for you. Don't you like it, your ladyship?

As in Lady Marjorie from Upstairs Downstairs?

You're far too young to remember that!

My grandparents had it on VHS. Anyway, why am I a Marjorie? And a ladyship?"

What, pray tell, is "VHS"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you today? meh, alright i'm ok

You sure? kinda, can i have a mulligan for today?

I don't know what a mulligan is, but you can have one.

Yes, what is a mulligan? A Carey Mulligan? well we even i don't know who carey mulligan is

When did you last watch a movie?! i havent watched a movie in a long time, i read

You can watch movies too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gööd ëvenìng Jïm! Lööking gooð billý Ray!

Hi Nero-the-coffeehouse-and-not-the-despotic-roman-emperor.

Yes, I thought you would pick up on that, Marjorie. (oops, sorry, Nëll)

Marjorie?

It's my new pet name for you. Don't you like it, your ladyship?

As in Lady Marjorie from Upstairs Downstairs?

You're far too young to remember that!

My grandparents had it on VHS. Anyway, why am I a Marjorie? And a ladyship?

What, pray tell, is "VHS"? "

"VHS is a standard for consumer-level analog video recording on tape cassettes" - From T'internet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

How the flip are you?

I'm good. How the flip are you? Xx"

I'm flippin' good too. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Having confused the thread, I'm off to sleep.

Welterusten en zoete dromen allemaal!

Mr KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a quick evening before bed. My oldest has very kindly shared her cold with me so I'm feeling very sorry for myself (it's definitely a cold and not the plague)

The only thing scarier than found out during a pandemic is going out with a cough during the pandemic. I thought I was going to get lynched in Willis earlier.

Sleep well and get better soon. x

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