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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just for fun,
Either post a message that is typically sent on fab or make one up.
Or reply to a message another fabber has posted as if you had received it.
But! Make the replies as witty and as sarcastic as possible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?"
No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?!
By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’
So sorry you can’t.
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"Can I ask you a question?
No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?!
By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’
So sorry you can’t.
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Oh my I’m so using this from now on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?
No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?!
By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’
So sorry you can’t.
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I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fuck her other hole for youse""
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?
No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?!
By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’
So sorry you can’t.
I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message! "
Copy and paste message - never.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message..
Hey how are you?"
Funny you ask. I was just wondering “how am I”, then I started to look towards the bible, particularly the part about sodom and gamora. Seems quite fun to be fair. Fancy giving it a go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?
No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?!
By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’
So sorry you can’t.
I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message! "
Quote your sources woman!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You clearly have 5 jokes on heavy rotation, when are you going to get some new material cause me and the guys are getting tired of it ? "
Do you just do fish puns for the halibut? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You clearly have 5 jokes on heavy rotation, when are you going to get some new material cause me and the guys are getting tired of it ?
Do you just do fish puns for the halibut? "
Cod loves a fryer |
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"Message..
Hey how are you?
Agony, had a banging curry last night that my tummy isn't thanking me for. It's coming out like lava.
Chinese tonight?"
Another curry, need to beat the record lava temperature of what a human can withstand without passing out through shock |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?
No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?!
By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’
So sorry you can’t.
I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message!
Quote your sources woman! "
I will do Mister! Just for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You clearly have 5 jokes on heavy rotation, when are you going to get some new material cause me and the guys are getting tired of it ?
Do you just do fish puns for the halibut?
Cod loves a fryer "
Just reported this comment for being too funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?
“Can I ask you a question?” is questioning their capability to ask a question.
“May I ask you a question?” is requesting permission to ask a question.
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I would like to ask you a question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How's lockdown treating you? "
Honestly not too bad. Kind of reminds me of my time in insulation in prison.
I mean I wish they’d let me empty my bucket more often, and the lack of sunlight is awful, but I guess that’s the price you pay for being locked in a sex offenders basement. |
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So many messages
Definitely need to quit my life now
I don't know how to speak with someone now
Left over
It's nothing is satisfying anyone I see
I mean alright you are a woman and you are special and you need to be treated with respect but come on
If a guy is texting dirty or weird it's not good...if he asking you about your life it's not good ...
Literally pointless to try having a conversation with someone here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So many messages
Definitely need to quit my life now
I don't know how to speak with someone now
Left over
It's nothing is satisfying anyone I see
I mean alright you are a woman and you are special and you need to be treated with respect but come on
If a guy is texting dirty or weird it's not good...if he asking you about your life it's not good ...
Literally pointless to try having a conversation with someone here "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Would you like your cock sucked, I know it says you’re straight but it’s only a blowie you can even close your eyes 
Don't close your eyes, I want to see into your soul as you cum.  "
That's sooooo romantic.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just wanted to say your pics are awesome. Thanks. Your 14 different angles of your cock is a modern art tour de force"
I might copy and paste this one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like your cock sucked, I know it says you’re straight but it’s only a blowie you can even close your eyes
Don't close your eyes, I want to see into your soul as you cum. "
Ermm my imagination just went through the roof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for fun,
Either post a message that is typically sent on fab or make one up.
Or reply to a message another fabber has posted as if you had received it.
But! Make the replies as witty and as sarcastic as possible. "
I never get sent messages unless I send some first and it’s rare I send many nowadays. But I imagine them to be something like:
FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you chat with me and my wife
Profile is not photo verified and has 1 cam verification from 1983
I don't chat with my own mother, what makes you so fucking special? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you chat with me and my wife
Profile is not photo verified and has 1 cam verification from 1983 "
Yeah of course. Give me a second I’ll just ask her.
She says yeah sure, giver her a minute to put her knickers back on and she’d love to speak to me but said she’ll talk to you when she gets back home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey I loved your pics and sent you a friend request because I saw you were local and we're staying nearby for the week."
You’ve clearly messaged the wrong profile by mistake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just for fun,
Either post a message that is typically sent on fab or make one up.
Or reply to a message another fabber has posted as if you had received it.
But! Make the replies as witty and as sarcastic as possible.
I never get sent messages unless I send some first and it’s rare I send many nowadays. But I imagine them to be something like:
FAF?"
All the time but covid and life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many messages
Definitely need to quit my life now
I don't know how to speak with someone now
Left over
It's nothing is satisfying anyone I see
I mean alright you are a woman and you are special and you need to be treated with respect but come on
If a guy is texting dirty or weird it's not good...if he asking you about your life it's not good ...
Literally pointless to try having a conversation with someone here "
"How r u", how are you finding fab, whereabouts are you... these questions are not asking about a woman's life but are lazy openers, scattergunned to dozens of women.
Try asking about a specific photo, something mentioned in her profile, or sayy something interesting about you. Don't be so defeatist! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cam?
Per van?
Only if it's kitted out like the Mystery Machine "
In fairness... I could be tempted myself if the mystery van pulled up.
I'm straight .... but it's the mystery van |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll give you the night of your life. You'll squirt so much we'll be drowning in it, after you worship my mighty manhood.
(Not an actual message, indication of a type)"
Yes yes yes. ... wait are you the guy who missed the meet because couldn't get a lift ? |
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"I'll give you the night of your life. You'll squirt so much we'll be drowning in it, after you worship my mighty manhood.
(Not an actual message, indication of a type)"
Oh pickle pants isn't your misplaced self assuredness just like that of a toddler learning the words to the tellytubbies theme song. It would be cute if it didn't make me regurgitate my lunch |
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme
"Can I get you pregnant?""
I don't miss those
No hun I'm not on the pill but I am on birth control and you need to use a condom. You are the weakest link, goodbye. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme
"Can I get you pregnant?""
Surely you should go get your sperm count checked to answer that properly?
As for getting me pregnant.... NO
BLOCK! |
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"So many messages
Definitely need to quit my life now
I don't know how to speak with someone now
Left over
It's nothing is satisfying anyone I see
I mean alright you are a woman and you are special and you need to be treated with respect but come on
If a guy is texting dirty or weird it's not good...if he asking you about your life it's not good ...
Literally pointless to try having a conversation with someone here
"How r u", how are you finding fab, whereabouts are you... these questions are not asking about a woman's life but are lazy openers, scattergunned to dozens of women.
Try asking about a specific photo, something mentioned in her profile, or sayy something interesting about you. Don't be so defeatist! "
I don't feel defetead at all
Those questions was for someone that they just think with a simple hi or how's your life going will make a difference
It's just I like it
A woman or lady should be treated differently... it's not enough a hi !
I love it anyway
Best wishes xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for fun,
Either post a message that is typically sent on fab or make one up.
Or reply to a message another fabber has posted as if you had received it.
But! Make the replies as witty and as sarcastic as possible.
I never get sent messages unless I send some first and it’s rare I send many nowadays. But I imagine them to be something like:
FAF?
All the time but covid and life "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since I now have a single profile...the classic...I'm looking for a female to do me while my wife watches... "
"Do you"? I mean, I'll try but I'm not a great impersonator, unless you're from Birmingham. I do a great brummy accent... |
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"Since I now have a single profile...the classic...I'm looking for a female to do me while my wife watches...
"Do you"? I mean, I'll try but I'm not a great impersonator, unless you're from Birmingham. I do a great brummy accent... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up to much?"
Oh gods yes. I’ve had to stop just to reply to you...
In fact if you’ve got half an hour to read it, here’s a comprehensive in depth and detailed over view of what I’ve been up to... |
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