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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Apparently, it's a sign of good luck if a bird shits on a person.

Guess who's fucking lucky today?

On another note, bird shit is surprisingly smelly

*Rushes to put on the lottery numbers*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's go and find some four leaves clover then? If you find enough you might plait a clover crown;-) disguise the bird accident.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They say a bird crapping on you is good luck.

Not if your on a motorcycle and it's a seagull. I don't know how it managed it but the bugger bombed me and it was dripping inside the helmet vents and visor.

It was a horrible smell that I had to bin the helmet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does bird shit landing on you indicate the end of bad luck then?? Food for thought!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does bird shit landing on you indicate the end of bad luck then?? Food for thought!"

Did for me. The helmet was £600 and the leathers were covered in the crap. At first they refused to clean them.

I remember now it was also running down back of my neck.

Disaster.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Living on the coast I should of won the lottery 10+ times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm normally chatting with Mrs Cheeky on my breaks.

Not this time, so I'm passing the blame that way

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