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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
Haddock enough of these. For cod's sake, shorely people don't write those puns in these threads? No trout about it, they hake me laugh, but I wish folk we're just a bit more koi about it.
It does warm my sole to read them sometimes, if they're eely good. |
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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Haddock enough of these. For cod's sake, shorely people don't write those puns in these threads? No trout about it, they hake me laugh, but I wish folk we're just a bit more koi about it.
It does warm my sole to read them sometimes, if they're eely good."
This reply is the stuff of breams  |
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"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !
Pollocks to that! I hope you’re not suffering from financial tench-ion "
Nah I got a mate who's a loan shark! |
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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !
Pollocks to that! I hope you’re not suffering from financial tench-ion
Nah I got a mate who's a loan shark!"
Is your motor pike turbot charged? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !
Pollocks to that! I hope you’re not suffering from financial tench-ion
Nah I got a mate who's a loan shark!"
There you go hook line and sinker |
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"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !
My motor pike has a side carp !"
 I hope you never fall off and break anything or you will have to see the sturgeon at the hospital  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I entered a pun competition ten times to increase my chances of winning. I thought at least one of them would do well but unfortunately no pun in ten did. "
I’d leave the pun competitions trout, you have a lack of natural pun gills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I entered a pun competition ten times to increase my chances of winning. I thought at least one of them would do well but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I’d leave the pun competitions trout, you have a lack of natural pun gills. "
Now, lk yoyr just flexing your mussels getting all snapper running on turbot |
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"I entered a pun competition ten times to increase my chances of winning. I thought at least one of them would do well but unfortunately no pun in ten did.
I’d leave the pun competitions trout, you have a lack of natural pun gills. "
I would insult you back but I'm not going to take the bait. |
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"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !
My motor pike has a side carp !
I hope you never fall off and break anything or you will have to see the sturgeon at the hospital "
Either the sturgeon or doctorpus |
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