I bet you get really excited when you log into Fab and see a message waiting, then the disappointment comes when you see it's from admin reminding you to renew your membership

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I get more from tesco than fab.

Have you asked them if they FAF? "

Thought they only did FF.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I bet you get really excited when you log into Fab and see a message waiting, then the disappointment comes when you see it's from admin reminding you to renew your membership

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman over a year ago

Newport

"Aww op! What sort of sexy messages do Tesco send?

Usually special offers

Wow I'm sure they get you turned on

I got one from lovehoney yesterday saying they missed me, which was nice

At least lovehoney will get the blood pumping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get more from tesco than fab."

At least you get a roll back from ASDA

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww op! What sort of sexy messages do Tesco send?

Usually special offers

Wow I'm sure they get you turned on

I got one from lovehoney yesterday saying they missed me, which was nice

At least lovehoney will get the blood pumping

Its like sneaking a look Kay's catalogue when I was younger

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I get more texts from Domino Pizza than anyone else. Especially on a Tuesday

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I get more texts from Domino Pizza than anyone else. Especially on a Tuesday

Extra toppings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do too

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman over a year ago

Newport

"Aww op! What sort of sexy messages do Tesco send?

Usually special offers

Wow I'm sure they get you turned on

I got one from lovehoney yesterday saying they missed me, which was nice

At least lovehoney will get the blood pumping

Its like sneaking a look Kay's catalogue when I was younger

Lmao lingerie section by any chance?

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By *hat BlokeMan over a year ago

Harrogate

I think it’s fair to say that Fab doesn’t really work for men

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

We get more messages from Amazon in a week than we do on Fab in a year

Thanks for your order

Your order is on it way

Your order has been delivered

None stop

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"We get more messages from Amazon in a week than we do on Fab in a year

Thanks for your order

Your order is on it way

Your order has been delivered

None stop

I've got that this morning

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Aww op! What sort of sexy messages do Tesco send?

Usually special offers

Wow I'm sure they get you turned on

I got one from lovehoney yesterday saying they missed me, which was nice

At least lovehoney will get the blood pumping

Its like sneaking a look Kay's catalogue when I was younger

Lmao lingerie section by any chance?

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I said..I do too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I said..I do too

My aunt has a lada. Does that count as a marriage proposal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I said..I do too

My aunt has a lada. Does that count as a marriage proposal?

Absolutely

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I get more from tesco than fab."

Change your profile to ‘Bi curious’, open your messages to single guys, and post a status something like “Looking to try my first cock”. Let us know how long it takes for you to revert back to ‘normal’

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"I think it’s fair to say that Fab doesn’t really work for men

Oh a know plenty of men on here who would majorly disagree with that, you just need to know how to use it properly.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Aww op! What sort of sexy messages do Tesco send?

Usually special offers

Wow I'm sure they get you turned on

I got one from lovehoney yesterday saying they missed me, which was nice

"
I got one of them yesterday, I felt so wanted then, but you just burst my bubble

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I get more from tesco than fab."

Every little helps.

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

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By *rivateparts! OP Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Tesco's sent one telling me its bbq time

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

It’s just more admin to do anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get more from tesco than fab."

Just block and move on then.

I'm sick of these threads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get more from tesco than fab."

Lucky you. Tesco ignores me

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I work on a scatter gun approach. If you send enough you might get some replies.

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I'll swap ya some of the really dire ones I've had so far pp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get more from tesco than fab.

Every little helps."

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I work on a scatter gun approach. If you send enough you might get some replies.

It worked

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

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By *uliette500Woman over a year ago

Hull

"Aww op! What sort of sexy messages do Tesco send?

Usually special offers

Wow I'm sure they get you turned on

I got one from lovehoney yesterday saying they missed me, which was nice

I got that one too

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By *l6789Man over a year ago

croydon

Been wondering what that inbox thing is, always empty in my fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i got one this morning, i had messaged her first and wasn’t expecting a response, but she politely replied and wished me a lovely day, which was nice

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By *hat BlokeMan over a year ago

Harrogate

"I think it’s fair to say that Fab doesn’t really work for men

Oh a know plenty of men on here who would majorly disagree with that, you just need to know how to use it properly."

It’s like trying to crack the blooming Enigma code! By the time you have got there, everything has moved on.

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I'm guaranteed 1 every 2 months-Fab telling me my subscription is running out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking of asking for a refund, my inbox seems to be broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I said..I do too

My aunt has a lada. Does that count as a marriage proposal?

Absolutely

Haha. Does that mean we're now officially engaged. Cool.

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By *oungalpha20Man over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

I don't get bombarded with messages as the woman do, but I've had a few unexpected messages.

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By *aul40nwMan over a year ago

wirral

You can receive messages still ! I havent had one in ages .... the shame of it !

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By *AABMan over a year ago

Not far

I had an abusive message today from a woman I’ve never communicated with. No idea who she was. She said I could report her if I like but she would just set up a new profile “ha ha ha”

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By *luttTV/TS over a year ago

Duns

"If you went into a tesco with the same ratio as fab you'd enter a store that had like 150 men walking about, 10 women and 2 tvs"

Can I have 20 of them?

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"I get more from tesco than fab."

I actually got a nice one today!

They are pretty rare, so it really brightened up my day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get way more messages from fab, but quantity doesn't always mean quality.

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