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over a year ago
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So I’ve just been made to laugh mid eating pizza.
You know when you laugh when taking a drink and it comes out your nose.... I’ve just had to snort pizza back down 
Can you top that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two. 
Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk! 
It was my first trial  I'm not a hopeless case, promise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.
Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!
It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise."
Did it make things bigger ? If yes make sure to wear them again when you see me naked ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.
Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!
It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise.
Did it make things bigger ? If yes make sure to wear them again when you see me naked ! "
Blurry. That will work too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.
Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!
It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise.
Did it make things bigger ? If yes make sure to wear them again when you see me naked !
Blurry. That will work too. "
Every little helps (pun intended) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.
Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!
It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise."
Haha oh dear, you can’t be the only person to do that surely! I can’t go near my eyes so I’m stuck with the Clark Kent Binoculars |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I’ve just been made to laugh mid eating pizza.
You know when you laugh when taking a drink and it comes out your nose.... I’ve just had to snort pizza back down
Can you top that"
At least you didn't shit yourself as well |
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"I threw up through my nose when being made to eat sheep brain at a Catholic nun's school . I was 7 , I remember it like it was yesterday  "
what kind of school is that |
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"I threw up through my nose when being made to eat sheep brain at a Catholic nun's school . I was 7 , I remember it like it was yesterday
what kind of school is that "
Sheep brains are eaten in many countries , I know it's quite rare in the U.K. though .
We're not a family of offal eaters so I obviously couldn't stomach it . |
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