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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job
so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your
treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes
to his clinic.
Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be
$500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back a couple of days later
to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500." |
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over a year ago
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I like this one.
A few years ago, an engine failed on the flagship vessel of a global shipping company. No one could fix it. For weeks they tried, but without success. Not even their brightest young things could figure out what was wrong. Every day lost them hundreds of thousands of pounds in revenue.
So they called for help.
They brought in a chap with thirty years experience on the job. He inspected the engine very carefully. Top to bottom. After looking things over, he reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. And almost instantly, the engine lurched into life.
The engine was fixed!
A week later, the shipping company owners received a bill for £10,000. “What?!" they gasped. “He hardly did anything! Tell him to send us an itemised bill!” The itemised bill simply said: “Tapping with a hammer. £50. Knowing where to tap? £9,950”. |
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"I like this one.
A few years ago, an engine failed on the flagship vessel of a global shipping company. No one could fix it. For weeks they tried, but without success. Not even their brightest young things could figure out what was wrong. Every day lost them hundreds of thousands of pounds in revenue.
So they called for help.
They brought in a chap with thirty years experience on the job. He inspected the engine very carefully. Top to bottom. After looking things over, he reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. And almost instantly, the engine lurched into life.
The engine was fixed!
A week later, the shipping company owners received a bill for £10,000. “What?!" they gasped. “He hardly did anything! Tell him to send us an itemised bill!” The itemised bill simply said: “Tapping with a hammer. £50. Knowing where to tap? £9,950”. "
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I have a joke !
My joke buddy is no longer replying so I’m feeling put out a little bit ... be kind
2 blondes in pub and in walks a gorgeous guy with dandruff.
1st girl says "he needs Heads and Shoulders" 2nd girl asks "how do you give shoulders?"
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"I have a joke !
My joke buddy is no longer replying so I’m feeling put out a little bit ... be kind
2 blondes in pub and in walks a gorgeous guy with dandruff.
1st girl says "he needs Heads and Shoulders" 2nd girl asks "how do you give shoulders?"
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