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over a year ago
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I love random top tips in the women's weekly mags.
Here's one... if your hanging your washing out and start running out of pegs, use one peg to hang two items. This was in a mag and won £50.
What are your top tips? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love random top tips in the women's weekly mags.
Here's one... if your hanging your washing out and start running out of pegs, use one peg to hang two items. This was in a mag and won £50.
What are your top tips?"
I've done that for years  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love random top tips in the women's weekly mags.
Here's one... if your hanging your washing out and start running out of pegs, use one peg to hang two items. This was in a mag and won £50.
What are your top tips?
I've done that for years "
I think most have |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you are on public transport and want your own 'personal space' pretend to have tourettes by shouting random swear words at no-one in particular...hey presto! Nobody will come near you. |
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over a year ago
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"My top tip for the day.....don't gob off to your manager, it just gets you in trouble  
I told you gob him off, not gob off to him.
It's a lady  "
I meant let me gob her off lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Annoy fast food chains by mis-pronouncing their menu's, ie, "can I have a chicken Mcsandwich please"
"Can I have some chips please" if they ask "large or small fries?" Say "I want chips, not fries!" or "can I have a happy meal please?" and when you get served with it, return it saying "I'm not happy..."
Use you imagination to come up with other childish orders.
This will irritate Johnny 2 stars who will be serving you to the point he will tell you to fuck off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when in a public toilet and you realise the person in the cubicle next door is holding fire until you leave, simply open and close the door without leaving. their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer  |
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Pretend you have a busy sex life by logging off fab for a few hours and then log back on and update your status with misleading phrase about sexual encounters. |
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Always piss facing down wind! 
