"You could dress it up as a highwayman. Give it googley eyes. A moustache and a little black cape.
Then you could put (if it’s erect) “I stand and I deliver”  "
oh I deliver just like the postman or milkman lol |
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over a year ago
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"You could dress it up as a highwayman. Give it googley eyes. A moustache and a little black cape.
Then you could put (if it’s erect) “I stand and I deliver” "
Worst thing is I can actually imagine it! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"You could dress it up as a highwayman. Give it googley eyes. A moustache and a little black cape.
Then you could put (if it’s erect) “I stand and I deliver”
Worst thing is I can actually imagine it!"
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"Tomorrow I'm taking some new pics will post them on my profile once I'm happy
I'm really hoping you do all of the above suggestions lol  "
well. Doing pics at a friend's and not sure her garden is private enough for some of the pics Lola's she has a really nosey neighbour |
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The ladies love to see a guy in a toilet cubicle, work boots on jeans and boxers down around thier ankles. A suggestive shadow in the skid mark area builds intrigue. Make sure the old chap if high, wide and handsome as the ladies like to oggle the twiddle stick. Keep your moobs covered with your gravy stained t-shirt and take the shot from a high angle, so the birds can imagine they are spying on you from over the top of the cubicle. Scowl. Deep and brooding like a bad boy and flip out a peace sign. Don't forget a few videos of you spunking in your socks in your can so they know what they are getting for dinner. Guaranteed panty loosening images if ever there was some. |
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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago
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"A shirt, rolled up sleeves, showing manly forearms.
Or if you drive, get in your car (and set your phone camera timer for this) do that “I’m a man reversing my car” pose that some gals love."
Proper drivers use the mirrors to reverse |
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"A shirt, rolled up sleeves, showing manly forearms.
Or if you drive, get in your car (and set your phone camera timer for this) do that “I’m a man reversing my car” pose that some gals love.
Proper drivers use the mirrors to reverse "
I don’t think I’ve ever looked backwards like they do in the movies when reversing in my life!!! |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
"A shirt, rolled up sleeves, showing manly forearms.
Or if you drive, get in your car (and set your phone camera timer for this) do that “I’m a man reversing my car” pose that some gals love.
Proper drivers use the mirrors to reverse
I don’t think I’ve ever looked backwards like they do in the movies when reversing in my life!!!"
I always do the hand on the back of the passages headrest and look behind pose when reversing, mirrors are for checking my lippy not driving  |
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"So put 6 up what do u think people,already had 47 fabs
I don’t see any of the above suggestions. Where’s the wellies and Mac?"
only so much I could take round to hers for a quick photo sesh was more an excuse to get her naked lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A shirt, rolled up sleeves, showing manly forearms.
Or if you drive, get in your car (and set your phone camera timer for this) do that “I’m a man reversing my car” pose that some gals love."
Oooo yes I second this... |
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