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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some dolly mixtures.

Haven't had them in ages.

What do you fancy?

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Boobs mainly, failing that it’s got to be some Vimto flavour Bon Bons

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boobs mainly, failing that it’s got to be some Vimto flavour Bon Bons

I didn't know they made that flavour.

You like a good suck, do you?

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Boobs mainly, failing that it’s got to be some Vimto flavour Bon Bons

I didn't know they made that flavour.

You like a good suck, do you? "

Who doesn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having my back tickled and scratched

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By *inkyfilthymindMan over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks

Spanking a lovely lady’s arse and pull her back for a kiss - a man can dream while attending the 100th conference call of the week!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a Philps large mince pastie in flaky pastry.....I'm so jealous of you OP for having them right on your doorstep

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By *inkyfilthymindMan over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks

"Having my back tickled and scratched

I volunteer -

Assuming you don’t mind a hard spank or two in between the scratches

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want a Philps large mince pastie in flaky pastry.....I'm so jealous of you OP for having them right on your doorstep

They do send them by post, obviously you will have to cook it yourself.

But they are yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want a Philps large mince pastie in flaky pastry.....I'm so jealous of you OP for having them right on your doorstep

They do send them by post, obviously you will have to cook it yourself.

But they are yummy

I've checked before and they only send the uncooked ones out and they're not the same when you do them at home.

When I come down I take enough home to fill my whole freezer and they don't half look at me funny when I ask for 60 of them and they're all for me

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

A mint Feast ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A mint Feast ice cream

Weird...I can hear an ice cream van right now too

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"A mint Feast ice cream

Weird...I can hear an ice cream van right now too

Chase it down!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy racing a bluebell

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By *-man24Man over a year ago

northwest

I fancy bbw all day everyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

dick

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Him x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy an arancini..with spinach. Ah..

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Her

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"dick

Px "

Fanny

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Quacksplat

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish n chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red velvet cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x "

Are you just eating them or is my dirty mind leading me astray?

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Cold pint and a hot tub...I'm boiling today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cold pint and a hot tub...I'm boiling today

In my bra and fan is on!

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"I fancy racing a bluebell

You'd win on foot. Honestly, it wouldn't be that exciting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A haircut

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"I fancy an arancini..with spinach. Ah.."

Oh hell yes! I'll have a bolognese arancini please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cheese and onion crusty cob ... infact one’s on the way

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By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

A massage please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a few forumites but I missed the moment to tell them ages ago and ended up in

*echo effect on*

THE FRIEND ZONE-ZONE-zone...

*echo effect off*

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

A bacon sarnie would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy an arancini..with spinach. Ah..

Oh hell yes! I'll have a bolognese arancini please! "

Im so hungry now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a few forumites but I missed the moment to tell them ages ago and ended up in

*echo effect on*

THE FRIEND ZONE-ZONE-zone...

*echo effect off*

Al-oooone.. al-ooneee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dick

Px "

Who's Dick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An orange chip bap

failing that a sexy partner to have a whole night of passion with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men I really fancy men.

And occasionally a lady or two.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate limes I really fancy some right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quacksplat

really?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And a man between my legs

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Quacksplat

really?!

Px "

Yep, welcome to me where I go shy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quacksplat

really?!

Px "

I think we all do Honey

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By *inkyfilthymindMan over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks

"Quacksplat

really?!

I think we all do Honey

I don’t

Only I do

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Some dolly mixtures.

Haven't had them in ages.

What do you fancy? "

I was after some cherry lips at the weekend, but the shop didn’t have any

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x

Are you just eating them or is my dirty mind leading me astray? "

Would u like 2 find out lol x

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

"Quacksplat

really?!

Px "

I don't but thats only because I'm straight

If I were Bi I'd be all over your inbox

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x "

Who would've thought of putting those 3 delicious things together? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x

Are you just eating them or is my dirty mind leading me astray?

Would u like 2 find out lol x "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy a sexy woman to be laid next to me running her fingers though my chest hair as I kiss her neck and nibble gentle on her ear lobe b4 pulling her onto me and feeling her breasts as she impales herself on me

....

Oooooops got a bit carried away there

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x

Who would've thought of putting those 3 delicious things together? x"

She was 1 hot sexy women x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some strong hands to apply oil slowly right now ...

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x

Who would've thought of putting those 3 delicious things together? x

She was 1 hot sexy women x "

Or should that have been 4 delicious things if you were involved

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By *hubbycheckerMan over a year ago

Porstmouth

Would love some Parma violet's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bbw to sit on my face !

Failing that some kola kubes !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"And a man between my legs

Interesting

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x

Who would've thought of putting those 3 delicious things together? x

She was 1 hot sexy women x

Or should that have been 4 delicious things if you were involved

Feed me now x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"After 8 mints with squirty cream and sliced strawberries x

Who would've thought of putting those 3 delicious things together? x

She was 1 hot sexy women x

Or should that have been 4 delicious things if you were involved

Feed me now x "

You'd have to burn off those calories somehow x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also really fancy _parkle1974

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quacksplat

really?!

I think we all do Honey

Add me to the list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A handjob with a cornish pasty

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I also really fancy _parkle1974

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having my balls grabbed and caressed during sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A back massage. Please if anybody knows a masseur in leicestet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toad in the hole. A proper one that my mum makes. None of the shop bought grease buckets.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I keep fancying boiled sweets, but my teeth says no.

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By *owhambamMan over a year ago

clacton

I’d love a bottle of bubbly, to pour over a sexy lady and lick it off ...mmmm

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Prawns and banana's, you know, the yellow and pink sweets xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy the guy at kwik fit that's just put me some new tyres on and given me a great discount.. He's bloody lush.. Will be going there again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also really fancy _parkle1974

"
sorry didn't mean to make u blush but u are beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A handjob with a cornish pasty

This so made me chuckle ... going to try it

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Oh there's so much there is not enough space here

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By *nkforthekinkMan over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

The sloppiest blow job ever please

it has been far far too long

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

"I fancy a sexy woman to be laid next to me running her fingers though my chest hair as I kiss her neck and nibble gentle on her ear lobe b4 pulling her onto me and feeling her breasts as she impales herself on me

....

Oooooops got a bit carried away there "

Well I had that and more this morning

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

A good nights sleep and some chocolate ice cream

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Barbecue chicken pizza with mushrooms and peppers with a choc orange Toblerone or black forest gateau for pudding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....

Oooooops got a bit carried away there

Well I had that and more this morning

xx"
I drempt of it

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By *-man24Man over a year ago

northwest

"I also really fancy _parkle1974

You beat me to that, fair play 1-0 you haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little spoon

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

A slow dance with a handsome man...preferably whilst naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too..."

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Someone to do K's work for her while she and I disappear to the bedroom with a gorgeous curvy lady

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a Mr Whippy ice cream... can't get one for love nor money round here at the mo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

Px "
can I spoon with you please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

Px "

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

Quack is beyond saving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

Quack is beyond saving

I think we all are

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

Quack is beyond saving

I think we all are

Hey! I'm a saint

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

Quack is beyond saving

I think we all are

Hey! I'm a saint

LvM"

I guess we needed one to balance it out

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

A lovely massage would do me right now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy a fuck, the hurried lustful frantic pull the knickers to the side and bend me over rough kind ...

Then I'd like some BBQ spare ribs and a film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy a fuck, the hurried lustful frantic pull the knickers to the side and bend me over rough kind ...

Then I'd like some BBQ spare ribs and a film

"
I'll flash the bbq up now then plus I have sky cinema

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

"A slow dance with a handsome man...preferably whilst naked

Me or u naked x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

Quack is beyond saving

I think we all are

I am an

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

Quack is beyond saving

I think we all are

I am an

You wont be when I get to you

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"A little spoon

I make a perfect little spoon ...just saying

You know what they say spooning leads too...

Anal?!?!

Oh wait... Is that just me?

I mean I was going to start witha good nights sleep and waking with something poking in your back but...maybe you can't be saved

Quack is beyond saving

I think we all are

I am an

You wont be when I get to you

Oh you tease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

That’s a thing? I need to get one of those

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A cuddle, I really need to feel a pair of soft hands running through my chest hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulling a thong outa sexy pussy using only my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??"

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

That’s a thing? I need to get one of those

Tesco online say in stick called orange twist

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

"A slow dance with a handsome man...preferably whilst naked

Me or u naked x "

How about both of us x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

We can do it on the way to dancers! It’s only an hour or two further north x

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

A Bangkok Slimmer's Lunch would really hit the spot. And I've had lunch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice glass of a single malt with a single lady

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I think we can go slightly off piste on our trip up to dancers x

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good night's sleep.

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Hands down the best chocolate ever.

Melt in the mouth goodness nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Hands down the best chocolate ever.

Melt in the mouth goodness nom nom nom

My two favourite chocolate bars combined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

Or we could call on our road trip to dancers

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I fancy going out, having a few drinks and dancing the night away. Spotting a hot fella, shimmying over to him, giving him my best moves with lots of awkward eye contact, before shimmying back to the bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

what a time to be alive!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I think we can go slightly off piste on our trip up to dancers x

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Good thinking batman

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A good night's sleep. "

Yes. This. Totally

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I fancy going out, having a few drinks and dancing the night away. Spotting a hot fella, shimmying over to him, giving him my best moves with lots of awkward eye contact, before shimmying back to the bar."

What bar was this again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

Or we could call on our road trip to dancers

Excellent plan..:chocolate and you two! Happy days xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

Jyst buy two and hand deliver them like the guy who delivers milk tray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

Sulking now is me

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

What bar was this again

Walkabout usually

wear a red carnation

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

Or we could call on our road trip to dancers

Excellent plan..:chocolate and you two! Happy days xx"

Guess I'll be driving back....he will be too drained

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

Sulking now is me

Don't worry fella you won't be the only one sobbing in a corner chowin down on a Toblerone as Mr Smooooth up thread provides service with extras

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"A slow dance with a handsome man...preferably whilst naked

I got some moves

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

"A slow dance with a handsome man...preferably whilst naked

I got some moves

Get your fine ass to Scotland and we can show each other our moves xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

Or we could call on our road trip to dancers

Excellent plan..:chocolate and you two! Happy days xx

Guess I'll be driving back....he will be too drained

Are we coming back! I have plans to buy a Croft x

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

Or we could call on our road trip to dancers

Excellent plan..:chocolate and you two! Happy days xx

Guess I'll be driving back....he will be too drained

Are we coming back! I have plans to buy a Croft x "

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

Sulking now is me

Don't worry fella you won't be the only one sobbing in a corner chowin down on a Toblerone as Mr Smooooth up thread provides service with extras

Yeah I know... but still... I mean come on fella...

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

A dirty burger.

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"A dirty burger."

Sorry what was that...I got distracted

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

A cuddlefuck or Maltesers .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

Sulking now is me

Don't worry fella you won't be the only one sobbing in a corner chowin down on a Toblerone as Mr Smooooth up thread provides service with extras

Yeah I know... but still... I mean come on fella...

Haha I’m sorry dude. Sparkle won’t buy her own when you’ve kindly offered to deliver one.

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By *-man24Man over a year ago

northwest

"A cuddlefuck or Maltesers . "

I love them cuddlesfucks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giving a full body hot oil massage to a lovely lady or couple

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By *othicslaveCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

Chinese take out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

Sulking now is me

Don't worry fella you won't be the only one sobbing in a corner chowin down on a Toblerone as Mr Smooooth up thread provides service with extras

Yeah I know... but still... I mean come on fella...

Haha I’m sorry dude. Sparkle won’t buy her own when you’ve kindly offered to deliver one.

I always buy my own

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone......."

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone......."

Chunky's chocolate delivery service is available.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The limited edition chocolate orange flavoured toblerone

Seriously.....where can I get one??

I got one from the Tesco’s in fort William

Not seen them since

I know I like a roadtrip and chocolate orange but Fort Williams a bit far for chocolate lol

Time for me to Google where Chocolate Orange Toblerone and send Sparkle a photo of it in my hands...

You sadist....

Tesco online say in stock lol

FGS man I was trying to coax Sparkle to my den of inequity then.. and what do you do?? Ya go and bloody spoil it...

Your evil plan has been thwarted

Sulking now is me

Don't worry fella you won't be the only one sobbing in a corner chowin down on a Toblerone as Mr Smooooth up thread provides service with extras

Yeah I know... but still... I mean come on fella...

Haha I’m sorry dude. Sparkle won’t buy her own when you’ve kindly offered to deliver one.

Who said anything about delivery dude??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having my back tickled and scratched

Snap

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either."

Chocolate should never be white...

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white..."

White chocolate isn't really chocolate as it contains no coco beans/powder in it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What bar was this again

Walkabout usually

wear a red carnation "

Isn't that in Australia??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white..."

Agreed and dark if possible

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white...

Agreed and dark if possible

Dark chocolate Toblerones are available

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Barbecue chicken pizza with mushrooms and peppers with a choc orange Toblerone or black forest gateau for pudding

Choc orange toblerone? Why have I never seen or heard of this before! I want one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white...

Agreed and dark if possible

Dark chocolate Toblerones are available

Now your talking my language..oh Sparkle.. I'll swap you a Chocolate Orange one for a Dark Chocolate one..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could really eat a bowl of sauteed Shiitake Mushrooms

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Barbecue chicken pizza with mushrooms and peppers with a choc orange Toblerone or black forest gateau for pudding

Choc orange toblerone? Why have I never seen or heard of this before! I want one! "

Come join me on my search...2 heads are better than one

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white...

Agreed and dark if possible

Dark chocolate Toblerones are available

Now your talking my language..oh Sparkle.. I'll swap you a Chocolate Orange one for a Dark Chocolate one..

Yeah but do you have an orange one...???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

late to the party, but i hope this continues..

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Looks like tomorrows shopping list consists of...

Chocolate orange Toblerone,

Kinder spread,

Spoke nipple key

and a tube of silicone sealant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white...

Agreed and dark if possible

Dark chocolate Toblerones are available

Now your talking my language..oh Sparkle.. I'll swap you a Chocolate Orange one for a Dark Chocolate one..

Yeah but do you have an orange one...???"

I have yes..

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white...

Agreed and dark if possible

Dark chocolate Toblerones are available

Now your talking my language..oh Sparkle.. I'll swap you a Chocolate Orange one for a Dark Chocolate one..

Yeah but do you have an orange one...???

I have yes..

Stop teasing!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going off searching for the elusive toblerone.......

Your not the only one, the white chocolate ones not bad either.

Chocolate should never be white...

Agreed and dark if possible

Dark chocolate Toblerones are available

Now your talking my language..oh Sparkle.. I'll swap you a Chocolate Orange one for a Dark Chocolate one..

Yeah but do you have an orange one...???

I have yes..

Stop teasing!!!"

As I would do that..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Invisibility cloak

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Double decker and I’m about to demolish one, well two as it’s a duo pack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having my cock teased with a vibrator

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"Having my cock teased with a vibrator"

How about with a wand??

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By *-man24Man over a year ago

northwest

"Invisibility cloak

Borrow you mine if you fancy ?

I will leave it on your bed when your not looking in a bit hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invisibility cloak

Borrow you mine if you fancy ?

I will leave it on your bed when your not looking in a bit hehe "

Whilst I'm swinging..

My baseball bat heating an intruder?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*hearing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bed!

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