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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shotgun!
Nah. I was First 
Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...
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Fine! I'll sit on the roof. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Shotgun!
Nah. I was First
Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...
Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "
you can ride with me anytime T x |
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"Shotgun!
Nah. I was First
Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...
Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "
Only if you are knickerless and right above the driver side sunroof |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Shotgun!
Nah. I was First
Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...
Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "
My lap is free. Hands obviously kept to themselves...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shotgun!
Nah. I was First
Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...
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Oh yes, definitely in charge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about a party bus?
South Wales is beautiful and we have some sexy forum peeps here to have fun with.
Pick us up and head off to another location.
I will bring snacks, drinks and a sexual appetite.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time 
Px "
I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time
Px "
Suddenly I'm interested. Can I come? I'll bring limes, a playlist and another bottle of tequila. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems like we've upgraded to a camper!
Can we get one of the new ones with a roof bed
We'll need a rota  "
Can I put my name on the rota for the weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time
Px
I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up "
 am sitting née where near them like
You hold my hair, ill hold your boobs? Sounds fair  Px |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time
Px
I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up
am sitting née where near them like
You hold my hair, ill hold your boobs? Sounds fair Px "
Ill keep holding of both your arses, for safety reasons of course.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time
Px
I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up
am sitting née where near them like
You hold my hair, ill hold your boobs? Sounds fair Px
Ill keep holding of both your arses, for safety reasons of course. "
Safety first always |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??
Who's in charge of the music selection? Important question!  "
Clearly we'll need some banging tunes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I drive? 
Love a road trip "
Will you be my relief driver please? I have plenty of snack and drinks and hope to have a loud passenger who is bringing joy. |
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"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??
Who's in charge of the music selection? Important question!
Clearly we'll need some banging tunes "
Surely, banging is the music for this  |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??
Who's in charge of the music selection? Important question!
Clearly we'll need some banging tunes "
I'm your guy. Road trip mixes are my specialty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you want the seaside I'd say bring that party bus to Swansea. Can't guarantee the sun though, but I'm sure me and NBVN will keep you all entertained "
Next time I'm in Swansea I'm looking you both up xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...
I can see it from here
But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for
That you do! It could be a long interview "
I do hope there’s an oral assessment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you want the seaside I'd say bring that party bus to Swansea. Can't guarantee the sun though, but I'm sure me and NBVN will keep you all entertained
Next time I'm in Swansea I'm looking you both up xx"
That would be lovely, a chat and laugh would be awesome with all of us... something exciting to look forward to
NBVN x |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...
I can see it from here
But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for
That you do! It could be a long interview
I do hope there’s an oral assessment "
Absolutely...I need to test all of your skills including whether you are the right fit for the hole...I mean role! Silly me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...
I can see it from here
But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for
That you do! It could be a long interview
I do hope there’s an oral assessment
Absolutely...I need to test all of your skills including whether you are the right fit for the hole...I mean role! Silly me x"
Those bloody typos xx
I’m hoping I slot right into the position |
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"If you want the seaside I'd say bring that party bus to Swansea. Can't guarantee the sun though, but I'm sure me and NBVN will keep you all entertained
Next time I'm in Swansea I'm looking you both up xx
That would be lovely, a chat and laugh would be awesome with all of us... something exciting to look forward to
NBVN x"
Most definitely would be, and definitely no driving next time |
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"So where are we?
Coast, mountain and Southern Wales - on the way to all three "
We have it all, we can see mountains and the sea from our garden, plus your camper can sit next to ours, we have a big garden |
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"So where are we?
Coast, mountain and Southern Wales - on the way to all three
We have it all, we can see mountains and the sea from our garden, plus your camper can sit next to ours, we have a big garden "
Awesome. Assume you are good with doing a rota for your bed, sofa or other semi comfy areas for...
This lot is Randy and d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car "
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience |
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience "
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look"
Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-) |
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look
Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)"
No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look
Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)"
Ah flaps err flapping! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look
Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)
Ah flaps err flapping! "
I just did not imagine that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco
Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket
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Even made a whole thread about it. One of you I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look
Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)
No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over "
I'm afraid I've been claimed by a driver I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco
Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket
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Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look
Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)
No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over
I'm afraid I've been claimed by a driver I think "
Or the argumentative Shotgun claimant. Who knows. Pass me on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco
Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket
Even made a whole thread about it. One of you I think "
Me . Ooh, maybe it’s time for a new one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco
Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket
Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really "
Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me
Wait... Are they monster munch |
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"I will bring my stunt kite!
One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car
And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience
I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look
Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)
No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over
I'm afraid I've been claimed by a driver I think "
I am the driver |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco
Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket
Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really
Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me
Wait... Are they monster munch "
That’s the chaser |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco
Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket
Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really
Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me
Wait... Are they monster munch
That’s the chaser "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco
Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket
Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really
Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me
Wait... Are they monster munch
That’s the chaser
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Givvus a kissss |
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"Is Tuberose still on the roof? I think she was blown off at some point. It seems awfully quiet up there.
My hands are busy holding on tight  "
Fuck, I almost hit a non-swinger, busy looking up onto the shiny wetness |
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"Shotgun!
Nah. I was First
Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...
Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "
If you know the law, you'll know a call of shotgun can be trumped by a good big sloppy lick of the the passenger front wheel. Of course a lot depends how important victory is to you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X
Would you like a banana butty instead?
Banana does not belong in a sandwich! "
Oh I'm quite partial to a banana sammich on wholemeal ... With peanut butter |
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