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Most annoying adverts.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Go on, what adverts really grind your gears? Annoying tunes, unbelievable actors, cheesy situations, on every 5 mins. Any reason really. These are the adverts that achieve the opposite effect, they are so annoying they make you want to avoid the product.
I’ll start, Go Compare.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some of them truly baffle me, and I can't see the link to what they are advertising."
Perfume ads are the worst for this. Fucking mental most of them. That one with Natalie Portman especially. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phillips Schofield advertising the rip off company Webuyanycar. He needs a bit more pocket money!"
Goody two shoes Schofield pisses me off no end too. |
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Meerkats with Eastern European accents. Why? They come from Africa! Its ok to take the piss out of Eastern European accents but not African ones? What the fuck have Meerkats got to do with selling anything? What are they selling? I dont know...i have to switch over when they start. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meerkats with Eastern European accents. Why? They come from Africa! Its ok to take the piss out of Eastern European accents but not African ones? What the fuck have Meerkats got to do with selling anything? What are they selling? I dont know...i have to switch over when they start."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The vax cordless vacuume thing add
“It’s got twin helix technology, What does that mean!?”
Fuck off!! You know what it means! your doing the fucking advert you bunch of cretins!! Aaaarrrggghhhh |
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"The vax cordless vacuume thing add
“It’s got twin helix technology, What does that mean!?”
Fuck off!! You know what it means! your doing the fucking advert you bunch of cretins!! Aaaarrrggghhhh "
I bought one last year and one battery lasts at best 10 minutes. It will last longer but it doesn't suck unless you use the turbo and power roller function. Which you do need get anywhere near the required performance. A little bit of consumer advice there.  |
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The only adverts I see these days are on YouTube. There is this thing called Mind Valley that keeps getting pushed to me which is full of quasi-spiritual quackery. They sell courses on healing with energy and stuff. Why me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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raid shadow legends It’s everywhere not knocking the hussle as more power to the people but god it’s so tedise glade there’s a fast forward button ha ha |
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Any that pop up on YouTube when all I want to do is watch the video I went on for, especially the unskippable ones 
I don't really watch enough terrestrial TV to see adverts now seen as I have subscription channels. |
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"The postcode lottery
Someone's is at your door , someone's ringing your bell."
And why are all the 'winners' such munters? Most of them look like they need a good scrub and decent set of false teeth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The sofa adverts with Owen "tosser" Wilson."
I actually like his voice, he relaxes me 
The 'we buy any car dot com' song makes me want to throw something at the TV |
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The new home alarm ads piss me off
Can I help you?
Yeah we’ve just come home and are surprised to find burglars have broken in!!
I’d be more surprised if they had cleaned the house top to bottom done the washing etc lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flash ,,arrrrrr!!!!with that annoying dog , who lets their house get that dirty , ????"
Have you seen the back ground of some people’s photographs on here ? |
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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago
Grantham |
"Surf and bloody perf.....grrrrrr"
I thought is was "surf and perv"
Any advert with unrealistic families in them.
Any advert thats got a toothless sickly child trying to sell cars.
Anything at all to do with Ryanair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The toothppaste one with the woman doing a workout - she goes to her spotless fridge and the topshelf is full of peppers - like thats her actual food - A fridge full of peppers |
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Robinsons Juice Ones.....
I like kids but NOT the fucking pushy over confident little shits that do the ads and talk down to the adults....
Why DO people think fucking awful kids are cute ?
I do love the girl who thinks she's got a quid from the trolley till her dad asks for it .......
But I FUCKING HATE the ASDA family. If they disappear - I've got em. |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
All of them! I f***King hate adverts. Every time they come on I turn the channel over but the bastards have all got their heads together and put the adverts on at the same time !! You turn over, more adverts. I put BBC on for 5 minutes until they've gone away and then put the programme back on but then 10 minutes later more adverts !! Did I say that I hate adverts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The advert for green flag annoys the sh1t out of me. Firstly, the jam all over the car gives me palpitations when I think of cleaning it off then when the old woman karate chops a melon and it splits, it takes ages for it to split... daft things but they just annoy me!
I need to go get a life now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you tiny little hard nosed business people" Working 28 hours, 9 days a week? If my accounting software can't work out how many hours are in 24, I don't want them doing my tax return...
Then add a heavy metal riff and a bit of headbanging?
No.
Just no.
Stop it. |
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"The new home alarm ads piss me off
Can I help you?
Yeah we’ve just come home and are surprised to find burglars have broken in!!
I’d be more surprised if they had cleaned the house top to bottom done the washing etc lol "
Yes, I'm glad it's not just me! |
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"The new home alarm ads piss me off
Can I help you?
Yeah we’ve just come home and are surprised to find burglars have broken in!!
I’d be more surprised if they had cleaned the house top to bottom done the washing etc lol
Yes, I'm glad it's not just me!"
Yeah it’s stupid ain’t it lol
Oh I liked your story too very horny  |
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By *-man24Man
over a year ago
northwest |
"Some of them truly baffle me, and I can't see the link to what they are advertising.
Perfume ads are the worst for this. Fucking mental most of them. That one with Natalie Portman especially."
She’s a goddess but wouldn’t buy it well would if you asked lol |
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"Not seen it for ages the g tech one "
I like it when the owner presents the ad, like Victor Kyam did with his electric razor. So cheesy! The bloke from the gtech ad sounds hust like John Peel. I keep thinking hes going to put a Fall record on. |
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