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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do people do for a posh wank - one where you've got lots of time and really want to make the most of it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do people do for a posh wank - one where you've got lots of time and really want to make the most of it?"

Just take it slowly. Lots of edging. Lots of porn. Explode at the end lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually light candles and play some Celine Dion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put on my finest wear and strum my clit with my diamonds obviously

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Wank off into clean underpants

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I've only ever had common wanks.

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Frequent the local Waitrose and finger myself in the freezer aisle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've only ever had common wanks. "

I wanna live like common wankers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i tend to put my tiara on, have the pool boy fan me, and use my diamond - dildo, just for the occasion

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By *nkforthekinkMan over a year ago

london/fareham

My tattooist is a freak his posh wanks will always stay with me! Haha

Run a flannel under hot water, wrap it round your old boy! Drop down to your knees; sandwich it between the toilet seat at the lid and go to work!

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've only ever had common wanks.

I wanna live like common wankers."

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"I've only ever had common wanks.

I wanna live like common wankers."

Haha I was thinking the same

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

No idea, you'd have to ask her

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By *L79Man over a year ago

Hotel

"Frequent the local Waitrose and finger myself in the freezer aisle! "

We’ve all been there

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

Bribe her with cake and coffee?

I'm sure she'll be along sooner or later and will give you a tick list

Secret..cowboy hats make her go weak at the knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do people do for a posh wank - one where you've got lots of time and really want to make the most of it?"

I thought a posh wank was a wank with a condom on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do people do for a posh wank - one where you've got lots of time and really want to make the most of it?"

I'm a peasant. I know not of this posh wank you speak of.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bribe her with cake and coffee?

I'm sure she'll be along sooner or later and will give you a tick list

Secret..cowboy hats make her go weak at the knees

I'm shit at wanking anyone else.

Good at doing me though

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Use the velvet mitten......

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We have our butler and au pair come and do it for us...

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

"Bribe her with cake and coffee?

I'm sure she'll be along sooner or later and will give you a tick list

Secret..cowboy hats make her go weak at the knees

I'm shit at wanking anyone else.

Good at doing me though

You do you...good motto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unfortunately not a wanker I know most men are but I’m not

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Well I'd pack David off for a start

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"What do people do for a posh wank - one where you've got lots of time and really want to make the most of it?

I thought a posh wank was a wank with a condom on?"
shouldn't that be a con dome?

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By *ammm123Man over a year ago

ryhl

I used to when I was a teenager. Made a hell of a noise haha

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I put on radio four, find my favourite page in the daily mail and paddle my pink canoe

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By *orfolkforfun2020Man over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Having one now but very very very close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A posh wank is when you wear a condom I thought.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There really is a name for every scenario, isn’t there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Velvet glove, wear a bow tie and gaze longingly at a photo of Clare Foy as The Queen in The Crown. All Rise For Her Majesty !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grounds of Buckingham Palace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grounds of Buckingham Palace "

With a Velvet glove

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By *airyfatmanMan over a year ago

by 'ere

"i tend to put my tiara on, have the pool boy fan me, and use my diamond - dildo, just for the occasion

Px "

Do you need a new pool boy??

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By *lfacatMan over a year ago

Cumbria

"I've only ever had common wanks.

I wanna live like common wankers.

I wanna wank like common people do...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get someone in from Fortnums and Mason....they bring a hamper of lovely food with them as well

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

I must be proper vanilla cause I’ve no idea what this is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wear my tiara

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Crack out the fleshlight...

LvM

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I wank with my little finger pointing up

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Velvet glove, wear a bow tie and gaze longingly at a photo of Clare Foy as The Queen in The Crown. All Rise For Her Majesty !

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By *mpishMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Ask David for his permission.

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By *reamblueMan over a year ago

London

I tried one using VR porn the other day, it was amazing. Would be funny to watch someone else doing it

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By *reamblueMan over a year ago

London

"I wank with my little finger pointing up "

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I bathe in a bath of Quinoa and smashed avocado first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Velvet glove, wear a bow tie and gaze longingly at a photo of Clare Foy as The Queen in The Crown. All Rise For Her Majesty !

Velvet gloves - Can you come over.....coffee.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Velvet glove, wear a bow tie and gaze longingly at a photo of Clare Foy as The Queen in The Crown. All Rise For Her Majesty !

Velvet gloves - Can you come over.....coffee.....

As it's your birthday, of course !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Velvet glove, wear a bow tie and gaze longingly at a photo of Clare Foy as The Queen in The Crown. All Rise For Her Majesty !

Bow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a man who does that for me.

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By *o4everCouple over a year ago

manchester

Put on the marigolds best butter and bobs your uncle

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By *anacekMan over a year ago

nantwich

Put a scoop of ice cream ..(cheap stuff will do) in a condom ...put your cock in ...the temperature difference hot ...cold ..is very horny ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Velvet glove, wear a bow tie and gaze longingly at a photo of Clare Foy as The Queen in The Crown. All Rise For Her Majesty !

Bow!

Put that butt plug away and I'll think about it.

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