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"What a strange post.....
not at all...
a relaxed bowl is a happy bowl...
a nice relaxed fork is good too...  "
very true, often said by many a wise man or woman that when forking tis nicer to be relaxed.. |
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My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck"
oh yeh that old chestnut...  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck"
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck"
How am I supposed to sleep after reading that?  |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck
How am I supposed to sleep after reading that? "
dead easy, just lock the cutlery drawer.. |
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over a year ago
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I once worked in a & e and a guy had a toilet brush up his bum, brush end first, why he couldn't just pull it out himself is beyond me, the shame of it, |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck"
He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-) |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck
He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-)"
Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoon |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck
He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-)"
that one works best with the constipated accountant lol |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck
He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-)
Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoon"
ive just gone orf me chocolate pudding |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck
He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-)
Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoonive just gone orf me chocolate pudding "
mmm chocolate... |
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"I once worked in a & e and a guy had a toilet brush up his bum, brush end first, why he couldn't just pull it out himself is beyond me, the shame of it, "
He quite obviously liked the idea of you being his scrubber |
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" He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-)
Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoonive just gone orf me chocolate pudding
mmm chocolate..."
If he'd covered it in chocolate it would have come out a treat...;-) |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck
oh yeh that old chestnut... "
How did he get the chestnut out ? |
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck
oh yeh that old chestnut...
How did he get the chestnut out ?"
He conkered his problem... |
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