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Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
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"Hey Kinky! "H Good evening Meli, and congratulations on a successful first post! Your prize, should you wish to accept, is a lovely little writing set with handmade paper and a quill (no, that's not an autocorrect  )
We negotiated a better prize budget  | |||
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"Good evening KC "Good evening Misadventure! How goes things this Sunday eeeeeeeeeeeevening? | |||
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"Evening all." Hello Iain, great to read you! How's things in the Humberside area? | |||
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"Hello people" Good evening _woood and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense! Hope you've had a spiffing Sunday  | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic "Hello Red! It is isn't it? This is the mildest of my old saucy pics and then I got boring. Do you think penis looks good on me?  | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic "How do, Red! Meli is definitely covered in sauce there
How's things Mersey side?! | |||
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"Good evening x" Good evening Sparkle, lovely to have you with us. Hope you have had a jolly day? | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic
Hello Red! It is isn't it? This is the mildest of my old saucy pics and then I got boring. Do you think penis looks good on me? "It really suits you, great look
Evenin' all | |||
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"Evening all. Hello Iain, great to read you! How's things in the Humberside area?" It was a bright sunny day, but I stayed local as the town plus parks were apparently jammed with folks! A quiet day for me too! | |||
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"Can someone carry me up to bed please? I fried my own brain and now I'm sleepy but too lazy to move " I'd offer, but you'd be waiting a while. Could just sleep on the sofa? | |||
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"Can someone carry me up to bed please? I fried my own brain and now I'm sleepy but too lazy to move " I'm already in my bed so no help from me unfortunately, but I do love your profile pic  | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic
Hello Red! It is isn't it? This is the mildest of my old saucy pics and then I got boring. Do you think penis looks good on me? "It certainly does! I just thought you were shy & retiring, but I'm happy you're bringing saucy back x | |||
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"Can someone carry me up to bed please? I fried my own brain and now I'm sleepy but too lazy to move I'm already in my bed so no help from me unfortunately, but I do love your profile pic "My first ever profile photo from 5 years ago. All fresh faced and innocent. I can't even see my brows clearly enough to get them like that anymore   | |||
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"Hey Kinky!
Good evening Meli, and congratulations on a successful first post! Your prize, should you wish to accept, is a lovely little writing set with handmade paper and a quill (no, that's not an autocorrect )
We negotiated a better prize budget "This is far, far better than a coffee. I started learning calligraphy but gave up after a few weeks to learn how to do the splits. Didn't master that either. How are you both doing? I hope you're good and ready for the working week ahead! | |||
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"Evening everyone xx "Good evening PinkGenie, thanks for joining us! How are you? | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic
Hello Red! It is isn't it? This is the mildest of my old saucy pics and then I got boring. Do you think penis looks good on me?
It really suits you, great look
Evenin' all"Good evening Spud, and glad you like Meli's pictures | |||
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"Evening all, hope we are all behaving.. Nah I don't really "Evening Devil-angel! We are, as you very well know, paragons of virtue and all round well behaved people. The late late nocturnal©™ thread would only ever be conducted properly under our supervision | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic
How do, Red! Meli is definitely covered in sauce there
How's things Mersey side?!"Isn't she just?
All good this side of the river. Had a duvet day yesterday, as was shattered after my 2nd jab on Friday. All good today though x | |||
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"Can someone carry me up to bed please? I fried my own brain and now I'm sleepy but too lazy to move " Good evening Princess, shall I send Mr KC to give you a fireman's lift?! He's jolly handy in emergency situations
You've been doing important public-spirited work today, you deserve a rest | |||
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"I so would, but I can’t drag my lazy arse of this sofa! X" Good evening Alfacat and thanks for joining us. Hope you are well? | |||
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"Can someone carry me up to bed please? I fried my own brain and now I'm sleepy but too lazy to move Good evening Princess, shall I send Mr KC to give you a fireman's lift?! He's jolly handy in emergency situations
You've been doing important public-spirited work today, you deserve a rest "Yes please. Thank you. Much obliged and that shizzley squizzle | |||
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"I so would, but I can’t drag my lazy arse of this sofa! X Good evening Alfacat and thanks for joining us. Hope you are well?" I hope Alfacat is well too. | |||
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"Hey Kinky!
Good evening Meli, and congratulations on a successful first post! Your prize, should you wish to accept, is a lovely little writing set with handmade paper and a quill (no, that's not an autocorrect )
We negotiated a better prize budget
This is far, far better than a coffee. I started learning calligraphy but gave up after a few weeks to learn how to do the splits. Didn't master that either.
How are you both doing? I hope you're good and ready for the working week ahead!"Enjoy your calligraphy, just don't tell Jim he'll have to scale back on the coffees for a little while
We're splendid here, though whether we're ready for work in the morning is an entirely different question
I've been out jabbing people today, so work of sorts... | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic
How do, Red! Meli is definitely covered in sauce there
How's things Mersey side?!
Isn't she just?
All good this side of the river. Had a duvet day yesterday, as was shattered after my 2nd jab on Friday. All good today though x"Splendid to hear all is well on the Peninsula and that you're feeling okay after your jab, Red | |||
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"Evening all, hope we are all behaving.. Nah I don't really
Evening Devil-angel! We are, as you very well know, paragons of virtue and all round well behaved people. The late late nocturnal©™ thread would only ever be conducted properly under our supervision "I know that very well. Quite often I have an ethical dilemma and I wonder to myself what would the nocturnallers do? | |||
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"Is he in your basement? Let him out "Basement?! We don't have a basement, Swing, my not-always nocturnal amigo
Jim is...... we're not entirely sure | |||
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"Can someone carry me up to bed please? I fried my own brain and now I'm sleepy but too lazy to move I'm already in my bed so no help from me unfortunately, but I do love your profile pic
My first ever profile photo from 5 years ago. All fresh faced and innocent. I can't even see my brows clearly enough to get them like that anymore "I'm sure you'd get a lovely photo again if you wanted to xx | |||
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"Can someone carry me up to bed please? I fried my own brain and now I'm sleepy but too lazy to move Good evening Princess, shall I send Mr KC to give you a fireman's lift?! He's jolly handy in emergency situations
You've been doing important public-spirited work today, you deserve a rest
Yes please. Thank you. Much obliged and that shizzley squizzle "I'm sending him DPD, you might have to wait till morning | |||
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"Is he in your basement? Let him out
Basement?! We don't have a basement, Swing, my not-always nocturnal amigo
Jim is...... we're not entirely sure "So you haven't held him captive?
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"Evening everyone xx
Good evening PinkGenie, thanks for joining us! How are you?"I'm good, up tweaking my new business internet stuff. This is a nice distraction | |||
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"Evening all, hope we are all behaving.. Nah I don't really
Evening Devil-angel! We are, as you very well know, paragons of virtue and all round well behaved people. The late late nocturnal©™ thread would only ever be conducted properly under our supervision
I know that very well. Quite often I have an ethical dilemma and I wonder to myself what would the nocturnallers do? "That is certainly a splendid motto to live by! You won't go far wrong in life. Not very far, anyway | |||
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"Evening all. Hello Iain, great to read you! How's things in the Humberside area? It was a bright sunny day, but I stayed local as the town plus parks were apparently jammed with folks! A quiet day for me too!" Iain, I do apologise for skipping past this. Probably a good plan to stay local. How's your aches and pains getting on? | |||
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"Is he in your basement? Let him out
Basement?! We don't have a basement, Swing, my not-always nocturnal amigo
Jim is...... we're not entirely sure
So you haven't held him captive?
(Damn word filters)"I haven't checked the garage..... | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Howdy Bill, how's the Texan afternoon? | |||
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"Is he in your basement? Let him out
Basement?! We don't have a basement, Swing, my not-always nocturnal amigo
Jim is...... we're not entirely sure
So you haven't held him captive?
(Damn word filters)
I haven't checked the garage..... " | |||
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"Evening everyone xx
Good evening PinkGenie, thanks for joining us! How are you?
I'm good, up tweaking my new business internet stuff. This is a nice distraction "Very pleased you're enhancing your business planning by chatting nocturnal nonsense here with us | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic
How do, Red! Meli is definitely covered in sauce there
How's things Mersey side?!
Isn't she just?
All good this side of the river. Had a duvet day yesterday, as was shattered after my 2nd jab on Friday. All good today though x
Splendid to hear all is well on the Peninsula and that you're feeling okay after your jab, Red "Indeed. I even did a spot of shopping in Debenhams this afternoon. Got a bargain, too. Made me very happy x | |||
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"Evening everyone xx
Good evening PinkGenie, thanks for joining us! How are you?
I'm good, up tweaking my new business internet stuff. This is a nice distraction
Very pleased you're enhancing your business planning by chatting nocturnal nonsense here with us "Every little helps  | |||
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"Is he in your basement? Let him out
Basement?! We don't have a basement, Swing, my not-always nocturnal amigo
Jim is...... we're not entirely sure
So you haven't held him captive?
(Damn word filters)
I haven't checked the garage.....
"Well, he'll have to stay tied up till morning now, because we're both starkers | |||
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"Is he in your basement? Let him out
Basement?! We don't have a basement, Swing, my not-always nocturnal amigo
Jim is...... we're not entirely sure
So you haven't held him captive?
(Damn word filters)
I haven't checked the garage.....
Well, he'll have to stay tied up till morning now, because we're both starkers "Don't call you kinky for nothing | |||
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"Hello KC. A happy and sober Hello fabsters, " A happy, green tea infused hello to you, Agent Coulson and thank you for joining us! How's tricks? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Howdy Bill, how's the Texan afternoon?" sunshiny, cooler than normal | |||
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"Hello KC, how do? But more importantly, Meli. What the fuck? Saucy pic
How do, Red! Meli is definitely covered in sauce there
How's things Mersey side?!
Isn't she just?
All good this side of the river. Had a duvet day yesterday, as was shattered after my 2nd jab on Friday. All good today though x
Splendid to hear all is well on the Peninsula and that you're feeling okay after your jab, Red
Indeed. I even did a spot of shopping in Debenhams this afternoon. Got a bargain, too. Made me very happy x"We all love a bargain, that's for sure! Today I mooched in the morning and jabbed in the afternoon! | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone? "
I'm in bed | |||
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"Is he in your basement? Let him out
Basement?! We don't have a basement, Swing, my not-always nocturnal amigo
Jim is...... we're not entirely sure
So you haven't held him captive?
(Damn word filters)
I haven't checked the garage.....
Well, he'll have to stay tied up till morning now, because we're both starkers
Don't call you kinky for nothing "Kinkier than a kinky thing on a Sunday | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone? "Very good thank you. How's your evening going? X | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium? | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
I'm in bed "Ahh. Yeah, figures. | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium? "It's woken up. There is currently an extremely loud d*unk man at the bus stop outside my window. Not gad that for a while. Lockdown is over here it seems. | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium? "Londinium sounds like one of those high up elements on the table (Stand back Swing is attempting to science. It isn't pretty ) | |||
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"Brand feckin new here. Hello all!" Well, a brand feckin huge good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Ganglyoctopus, and welcome to the nightly nocturnal nonsense that is the Late Late Nocturnal©™ thread! We're mere caretakers tonight, but this thread is here most evenings, with Jim or Ash at the controls, until the wee small hours! Welcome. Say hello to Octopus everyone | |||
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"Hello KC. A happy and sober Hello fabsters, A happy, green tea infused hello to you, Agent Coulson and thank you for joining us! How's tricks?" All is good in my little hideaway, how goes the world with everyone tonight | |||
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"Brand feckin new here. Hello all!" Welcome | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone? "Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium?
Londinium sounds like one of those high up elements on the table
(Stand back Swing is attempting to science. It isn't pretty )"Swing Sciences has a rather alluring sound to it. I sense a podcast  | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium?
Londinium sounds like one of those high up elements on the table
(Stand back Swing is attempting to science. It isn't pretty )
Swing Sciences has a rather alluring sound to it. I sense a podcast "Oh Christ | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium?
It's woken up. There is currently an extremely loud d*unk man at the bus stop outside my window. Not gad that for a while. Lockdown is over here it seems."Do you prefer sleepy streets or something a little more upbeat?! | |||
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"Hello KC. A happy and sober Hello fabsters, A happy, green tea infused hello to you, Agent Coulson and thank you for joining us! How's tricks? All is good in my little hideaway, how goes the world with everyone tonight " All is well here, with my little cup of green tea | |||
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"Evening all" Good evening Jazza and nice of you to stop by! Hope you are well | |||
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"Evening all. Hello Iain, great to read you! How's things in the Humberside area? It was a bright sunny day, but I stayed local as the town plus parks were apparently jammed with folks! A quiet day for me too! Iain, I do apologise for skipping past this. Probably a good plan to stay local. How's your aches and pains getting on?" You don't need to apologise, you'll get back to me sometime!
Aches and pains ok at the moment, as I've just emerged from a soak in a really hot bath, complete with lots of Epsom Salts.
I have Good Days and Bad Days. Today was a Good one, only took me about 20 mins to get out of bed & get dressed. | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium?
It's woken up. There is currently an extremely loud d*unk man at the bus stop outside my window. Not gad that for a while. Lockdown is over here it seems.
Do you prefer sleepy streets or something a little more upbeat?!"Sleepy would be nicer, but my budget is high street... if I want to live alone round here. I'm not complaining. How are you two doing? All jabbed up yet? | |||
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"Evening all. Hello Iain, great to read you! How's things in the Humberside area? It was a bright sunny day, but I stayed local as the town plus parks were apparently jammed with folks! A quiet day for me too! Iain, I do apologise for skipping past this. Probably a good plan to stay local. How's your aches and pains getting on? You don't need to apologise, you'll get back to me sometime!
Aches and pains ok at the moment, as I've just emerged from a soak in a really hot bath, complete with lots of Epsom Salts.
I have Good Days and Bad Days. Today was a Good one, only took me about 20 mins to get out of bed & get dressed."Glad you're having a good day | |||
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"Evening all. Hello Iain, great to read you! How's things in the Humberside area? It was a bright sunny day, but I stayed local as the town plus parks were apparently jammed with folks! A quiet day for me too! Iain, I do apologise for skipping past this. Probably a good plan to stay local. How's your aches and pains getting on? You don't need to apologise, you'll get back to me sometime!
Aches and pains ok at the moment, as I've just emerged from a soak in a really hot bath, complete with lots of Epsom Salts.
I have Good Days and Bad Days. Today was a Good one, only took me about 20 mins to get out of bed & get dressed."Glad it was a Good Day. My quads on my bad leg are on speed tonight | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ??" How is the north fella? Still freezing? Winter dragging it out this year. | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Moon Grey Cat, how nice of you to pop in! We're very well here in the frozen North, how's Londinium?
It's woken up. There is currently an extremely loud d*unk man at the bus stop outside my window. Not gad that for a while. Lockdown is over here it seems.
Do you prefer sleepy streets or something a little more upbeat?!
Sleepy would be nicer, but my budget is high street... if I want to live alone round here. I'm not complaining. How are you two doing? All jabbed up yet?"I'm jabbed once, second due in May. Mr KC isn't special enough yet! I can't smuggle a dose home to do on the sly | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ??" Aw, Alfa. Nice to see you nocturnal | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X"I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped. | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ?? How is the north fella? Still freezing? Winter dragging it out this year." Surprisingly mild winter this year but more than our fair share of rain sadly ?? | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Very good thank you. How's your evening going? X "Not long till bed here I reckon. Pondering starting Line of duty, and falling asleep mid episode no doubt. | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ?? How is the north fella? Still freezing? Winter dragging it out this year. Surprisingly mild winter this year but more than our fair share of rain sadly ?? " How has it been mild up there?! We had snow on the ground for most of Jan and part of Feb here and it's going to be around 2°C tonight | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ?? How is the north fella? Still freezing? Winter dragging it out this year. Surprisingly mild winter this year but more than our fair share of rain sadly ?? " Ypu are basically the lake district tho right? (N.B: Has no fucking idea cause he's only ever been to Dent) | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ?? How is the north fella? Still freezing? Winter dragging it out this year. Surprisingly mild winter this year but more than our fair share of rain sadly ?? Ypu are basically the lake district tho right? (N.B: Has no fucking idea cause he's only ever been to Dent)" Yep , I guess that’s why we have lakes ?? | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X
I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped. "Aw, shucks. Cos you're in that there London, mate. Come oop North! You'll love it up here | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ?? How is the north fella? Still freezing? Winter dragging it out this year. Surprisingly mild winter this year but more than our fair share of rain sadly ?? Ypu are basically the lake district tho right? (N.B: Has no fucking idea cause he's only ever been to Dent) Yep , I guess that’s why we have lakes ??" They are pretty tho | |||
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"All good here folks, just dozing on the sofa. But thanks for asking ?? How is the north fella? Still freezing? Winter dragging it out this year. Surprisingly mild winter this year but more than our fair share of rain sadly ?? Ypu are basically the lake district tho right? (N.B: Has no fucking idea cause he's only ever been to Dent) Yep , I guess that’s why we have lakes ??" Are you on the Bay/coastal bit of the Lakes by any chance? | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X
I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped.
Aw, shucks.
Cos you're in that there London, mate. Come oop North! You'll love it up here "I do love the north, I'm a Londoner to the core tho. These are my ends. There's quite a chorus of d*unk singing outside now, can't quite peg the language, but I'm guessing Polish. | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X
I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped.
Aw, shucks.
Cos you're in that there London, mate. Come oop North! You'll love it up here
I do love the north, I'm a Londoner to the core tho. These are my ends. There's quite a chorus of d*unk singing outside now, can't quite peg the language, but I'm guessing Polish. "We can provide d*unken Polish people for an authentic experience, if you come visiting | |||
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"As it's so late, has someone at least thrown a blanket over your garage captive? (I amuse myself ok)" The neighbourhood cats go in there, he can cuddle one of those. He'll be reet | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X
I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped.
Aw, shucks.
Cos you're in that there London, mate. Come oop North! You'll love it up here
I do love the north, I'm a Londoner to the core tho. These are my ends. There's quite a chorus of d*unk singing outside now, can't quite peg the language, but I'm guessing Polish.
We can provide d*unken Polish people for an authentic experience, if you come visiting "I'm minded of Al Murray pointing at Poland on a globe "this is Poland, where everyone is a qualified plasterer, chippie and electrician and they're all over here doing jobs we can't do because we've all got worthless degrees in media studies" | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X
I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped.
Aw, shucks.
Cos you're in that there London, mate. Come oop North! You'll love it up here
I do love the north, I'm a Londoner to the core tho. These are my ends. There's quite a chorus of d*unk singing outside now, can't quite peg the language, but I'm guessing Polish.
We can provide d*unken Polish people for an authentic experience, if you come visiting
I'm minded of Al Murray pointing at Poland on a globe "this is Poland, where everyone is a qualified plasterer, chippie and electrician and they're all over here doing jobs we can't do because we've all got worthless degrees in media studies" " | |||
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"Also, Meli! That's quite some toy you're playing with! Goddamn "Have you only just noticed?! It's a goo gun | |||
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"Also, Meli! That's quite some toy you're playing with! Goddamn
Have you only just noticed?! It's a goo gun "Nice face, nice cock, that's all the food groups well represented right? | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!"I hear a noise from your garage It sounds like mmm mmmff mmmffm meow | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!"I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee | |||
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"Also, Meli! That's quite some toy you're playing with! Goddamn
Have you only just noticed?! It's a goo gun
Nice face, nice cock, that's all the food groups well represented right? "A protein and sugar rich meal of champions | |||
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It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee "All my wees are sit down | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I hear a noise from your garage
It sounds like mmm mmmff mmmffm meow"Talking of pics I can see right up your swing dress. | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I hear a noise from your garage
It sounds like mmm mmmff mmmffm meow"I think that was a cat tickling Jim's toes | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I hear a noise from your garage
It sounds like mmm mmmff mmmffm meow
Talking of pics I can see right up your swing dress."First picture challenge | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X
I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped.
Aw, shucks.
Cos you're in that there London, mate. Come oop North! You'll love it up here
I do love the north, I'm a Londoner to the core tho. These are my ends. There's quite a chorus of d*unk singing outside now, can't quite peg the language, but I'm guessing Polish. "You soft Southerner! | |||
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It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down "I could have guessed | |||
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"Evening the KCs, Meli, Peach, Swing you're up late, pink genie, Gen, Red and sorry for whom I've missed. (These memory tests are too much for me but I will try). I was gonna go to bed, but just finished work ans I think a drink is in order. How is everyone?
Hello Moon. Long time, no see! How the hell are you, good sir? X
I am shattered Red, all good tho. The world has started at 90 miles an hour when I'd been used to sitting on my arse. I haven't stopped.
Aw, shucks.
Cos you're in that there London, mate. Come oop North! You'll love it up here
I do love the north, I'm a Londoner to the core tho. These are my ends. There's quite a chorus of d*unk singing outside now, can't quite peg the language, but I'm guessing Polish.
You soft Southerner! "We're harder than we look, but you make a valid point | |||
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It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee " | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I hear a noise from your garage
It sounds like mmm mmmff mmmffm meow
Talking of pics I can see right up your swing dress.
First picture challenge "Was it Tube or Posh perhaps? Such enablers... | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
I could have guessed
Although back in the pre-wheelchair era, I did manage a stand up wee in a urinal in a portaloo because the sit down bit was "Oh God! Festival wees are the worst | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
I could have guessed
Although back in the pre-wheelchair era, I did manage a stand up wee in a urinal in a portaloo because the sit down bit was
Oh God! Festival wees are the worst"It was on the peripheries of a Spanish beach when I was about 15 | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
I could have guessed
Although back in the pre-wheelchair era, I did manage a stand up wee in a urinal in a portaloo because the sit down bit was
Oh God! Festival wees are the worst
It was on the peripheries of a Spanish beach when I was about 15 "No child should be subjected to such horror | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
I could have guessed
Although back in the pre-wheelchair era, I did manage a stand up wee in a urinal in a portaloo because the sit down bit was
Oh God! Festival wees are the worst"Long skirt, no knickers = pee on the grass. That's how I rolled in my festival days | |||
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"This is why we hover "I learned this when I had to clean the ladies loos in the student pub I ran. Always worse than the blokes. Paper and pee everywhere. | |||
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"This is why we hover "I can't hover anymore
You should have seen me trying not to wee on my foot in a Mallorcan field in 2019 | |||
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"This is why we hover
I learned this when I had to clean the ladies loos in the student pub I ran. Always worse than the blokes. Paper and pee everywhere. "I don't miss. Or if I do I clean up | |||
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"This is why we hover
I can't hover anymore
You should have seen me trying not to wee on my foot in a Mallorcan field in 2019 "I can't even imagine | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
I could have guessed
Although back in the pre-wheelchair era, I did manage a stand up wee in a urinal in a portaloo because the sit down bit was
Oh God! Festival wees are the worst
Long skirt, no knickers = pee on the grass. That's how I rolled in my festival days "Quite right. Never go near the portaloos. | |||
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"This is why we hover
I can't hover anymore
You should have seen me trying not to wee on my foot in a Mallorcan field in 2019
I can't even imagine "It involved a wall for support and disrobing other than my sandals | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
I could have guessed
Although back in the pre-wheelchair era, I did manage a stand up wee in a urinal in a portaloo because the sit down bit was
Oh God! Festival wees are the worst
Long skirt, no knickers = pee on the grass. That's how I rolled in my festival days
Quite right. Never go near the portaloos. "Or those awful "benches with holes in" that Glasto had. | |||
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"Apologies for missing the Midnight Moment, but I was off having a rant elsewhere
It's the midnight hour, everyone!
I assumed you'd gone for a sit down wee
All my wees are sit down
I could have guessed
Although back in the pre-wheelchair era, I did manage a stand up wee in a urinal in a portaloo because the sit down bit was
Oh God! Festival wees are the worst
Long skirt, no knickers = pee on the grass. That's how I rolled in my festival days
Quite right. Never go near the portaloos.
Or those awful "benches with holes in" that Glasto had.
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"This is why we hover
I can't hover anymore
You should have seen me trying not to wee on my foot in a Mallorcan field in 2019
I can't even imagine "I once on my friends feet outside Lewis' in Liverpool at 4am. I just had to go. He thought he'd try & shield me with his jacket. Unfortunately, the force of my d*unken stream just bounced off the floor & all over his shoes & coat. | |||
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"This is why we hover
I can't hover anymore
You should have seen me trying not to wee on my foot in a Mallorcan field in 2019
I can't even imagine
I once on my friends feet outside Lewis' in Liverpool at 4am.
I just had to go. He thought he'd try & shield me with his jacket. Unfortunately, the force of my d*unken stream just bounced off the floor & all over his shoes & coat. "That statue over Lewis' has certainly seen some shenanigans over the years | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface "Oh no! SadFace I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?! | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?! "It certainly won't fit me. | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me. "You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?! | |||
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"This is why we hover
I can't hover anymore
You should have seen me trying not to wee on my foot in a Mallorcan field in 2019
I can't even imagine
I once on my friends feet outside Lewis' in Liverpool at 4am.
I just had to go. He thought he'd try & shield me with his jacket. Unfortunately, the force of my d*unken stream just bounced off the floor & all over his shoes & coat.
That statue over Lewis' has certainly seen some shenanigans over the years "Thank god we didn't have cameras on our phones back then...... | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me. "Turn it into a nice cushion cover? X | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?! "No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs. What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC? | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?!
No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs.
What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC?"Oooooooo that's a good question! For comfort, my basketball hoodie. For looking decent, my power dress. There's a pic on the profile with me wearing it | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
Turn it into a nice cushion cover? X"Haha, I could fix your washing machine or other domestic appliance, I could rewire your house, host you a festival, write you a well written article, but I couldn't sew to save my life. | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?!
No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs.
What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC?
Oooooooo that's a good question! For comfort, my basketball hoodie. For looking decent, my power dress. There's a pic on the profile with me wearing it "Toddles off for a perve* | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?!
No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs.
What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC?
Oooooooo that's a good question! For comfort, my basketball hoodie. For looking decent, my power dress. There's a pic on the profile with me wearing it
Toddles off for a perve*"29th August 2020 | |||
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"Hey up noccers, hope Jim's OK... I'm sure Mr and Mrs kinky have it under control in his absence "Buuuuuuenas tardes, Muchas! We're doing our best to keep things on the nocturnal straight and narrow
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?!
No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs.
What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC?
Oooooooo that's a good question! For comfort, my basketball hoodie. For looking decent, my power dress. There's a pic on the profile with me wearing it
Toddles off for a perve*
29th August 2020 "I didn't check the date, but it has to be the black number with the epaulettes, Ghost or Hell Bunny maybe? It's lush. | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
Turn it into a nice cushion cover? X
Haha, I could fix your washing machine or other domestic appliance, I could rewire your house, host you a festival, write you a well written article, but I couldn't sew to save my life. "Aw, Moon. I'd happily do it for you | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
Turn it into a nice cushion cover? X
Haha, I could fix your washing machine or other domestic appliance, I could rewire your house, host you a festival, write you a well written article, but I couldn't sew to save my life.
Aw, Moon. I'd happily do it for you "Just let me know when your washing machine breaks and I'll be there with me shrunken jumper. | |||
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I killed my phone earlier ... it fell out of my jeans pocket ... back pocket ... when I was in the ... ahhhmmm ... that hovering position someone just mentioned  *sighs
This phone I’m on now is craaaap! 
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?!
No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs.
What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC?
Oooooooo that's a good question! For comfort, my basketball hoodie. For looking decent, my power dress. There's a pic on the profile with me wearing it
Toddles off for a perve*
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I didn't check the date, but it has to be the black number with the epaulettes, Ghost or Hell Bunny maybe? It's lush."I put it back as the profile pic. It's good old M&S | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
Turn it into a nice cushion cover? X
Haha, I could fix your washing machine or other domestic appliance, I could rewire your house, host you a festival, write you a well written article, but I couldn't sew to save my life.
Aw, Moon. I'd happily do it for you
Just let me know when your washing machine breaks and I'll be there with me shrunken jumper. " It better not pack in, it's only 2 months old! X | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?!
No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs.
What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC?
Oooooooo that's a good question! For comfort, my basketball hoodie. For looking decent, my power dress. There's a pic on the profile with me wearing it
Toddles off for a perve*
29th August 2020
I didn't check the date, but it has to be the black number with the epaulettes, Ghost or Hell Bunny maybe? It's lush.
I put it back as the profile pic. It's good old M&S "Nothing wrong with M&S I have 3 brilliant 70s jackets of theirs. One os a velvet snoking jacket. I'm such a nob sometimes. | |||
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"Hi Mr & Mrs KC ... everyone ... and the new bod too ... octopus one (sorry it’s been a lot to read since then and I only remember the octopus bit
I killed my phone earlier ... it fell out of my jeans pocket ... back pocket ... when I was in the ... ahhhmmm ... that hovering position someone just mentioned *sighs
This phone I’m on now is craaaap!
xxx"Good evening Temptation! Sorry to hear about your not-so-sit-down-wee related mishap! Have you tried putting it in rice to dry out (the phone, obviously!)? Our new tentacled amigo didn't return for a second comment. Maybe we scared him off | |||
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"Has anyone seen Jennie recently? I've not been about much, I miss her face tho." Jennie with Tom, or JennieTV? Both knocking about the forums here and there... | |||
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"Hey up noccers, hope Jim's OK... I'm sure Mr and Mrs kinky have it under control in his absence
Buuuuuuenas tardes, Muchas! We're doing our best to keep things on the nocturnal straight and narrow
How's things with you?"All good up here . I know... You always do a grand job x | |||
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"Hi Mr & Mrs KC ... everyone ... and the new bod too ... octopus one (sorry it’s been a lot to read since then and I only remember the octopus bit
I killed my phone earlier ... it fell out of my jeans pocket ... back pocket ... when I was in the ... ahhhmmm ... that hovering position someone just mentioned *sighs
This phone I’m on now is craaaap!
xxx"Evening! I did thst with a blackberry once, left it turned off on a radiator for a day, was fine after. | |||
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"Good morning from confused. WTF is this thread about? "Mostly friendly chatty nocturnal nonsense, welcome. | |||
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"Good morning from confused. WTF is this thread about? "Good evening Snowffox and welcome to this nocturnal nitwittery. This is an approximately nightly incarnation, most often refereed by Erect-Jim or Hot-Ash (we're just the caretakers) and it's a place for night owls and night flamingos to chat about anything and everything in a safe thread. Welcome! | |||
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"Has anyone seen Jennie recently? I've not been about much, I miss her face tho. Jennie with Tom, or JennieTV? Both knocking about the forums here and there..." TV, I'll message her | |||
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"Hey up noccers, hope Jim's OK... I'm sure Mr and Mrs kinky have it under control in his absence
Buuuuuuenas tardes, Muchas! We're doing our best to keep things on the nocturnal straight and narrow
How's things with you?
All good up here . I know... You always do a grand job x"Good, good, good and thank you for the ringing endorsement | |||
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"Been hanging my laundry out, seems my favourite jumper managed to sneak it's way into the machine, so if anyone wears a size 6 you're welcome to a really lovely cashmere number. Sadfuckingface
Oh no! SadFace
I'm a size eleventy million so I'm afraid I'll pass. Will it fit your teddy bear?!
It certainly won't fit me.
You could stick it on FleaBay and get some money for it? Guess the size though?!
No harm done, like most of my clothes I bought it second hand for under a tenner, had it several years so... shrugs.
What's your fav item of clothing Mrs KC?
Oooooooo that's a good question! For comfort, my basketball hoodie. For looking decent, my power dress. There's a pic on the profile with me wearing it
Toddles off for a perve*
29th August 2020
I didn't check the date, but it has to be the black number with the epaulettes, Ghost or Hell Bunny maybe? It's lush.
I put it back as the profile pic. It's good old M&S
Nothing wrong with M&S I have 3 brilliant 70s jackets of theirs. One os a velvet snoking jacket. I'm such a nob sometimes. "I have some lovely bits from M&S and all my 'everyday' knickers come from there too | |||
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"Hi Mr & Mrs KC ... everyone ... and the new bod too ... octopus one (sorry it’s been a lot to read since then and I only remember the octopus bit
I killed my phone earlier ... it fell out of my jeans pocket ... back pocket ... when I was in the ... ahhhmmm ... that hovering position someone just mentioned *sighs
This phone I’m on now is craaaap!
xxx
Good evening Temptation! Sorry to hear about your not-so-sit-down-wee related mishap! Have you tried putting it in rice to dry out (the phone, obviously!)?
Our new tentacled amigo didn't return for a second comment. Maybe we scared him off "Ah no it didn’t go in ... it crashed on the floor beside me - it didn’t fall far but it’s completely boshed - looks like someone took a hammer to it
The chap just above is bewildered by the nocturnal chattering too I think | |||
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"Hi Mr & Mrs KC ... everyone ... and the new bod too ... octopus one (sorry it’s been a lot to read since then and I only remember the octopus bit
I killed my phone earlier ... it fell out of my jeans pocket ... back pocket ... when I was in the ... ahhhmmm ... that hovering position someone just mentioned *sighs
This phone I’m on now is craaaap!
xxx
Good evening Temptation! Sorry to hear about your not-so-sit-down-wee related mishap! Have you tried putting it in rice to dry out (the phone, obviously!)?
Our new tentacled amigo didn't return for a second comment. Maybe we scared him off
Ah no it didn’t go in ... it crashed on the floor beside me - it didn’t fall far but it’s completely boshed - looks like someone took a hammer to it
The chap just above is bewildered by the nocturnal chattering too I think "Ah. Bashed is probably more serious than wet. Hopefully you can get something sorted! The beauty of the nocturnal thread is the utter codswallop we chat | |||
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"Hi Mr & Mrs KC ... everyone ... and the new bod too ... octopus one (sorry it’s been a lot to read since then and I only remember the octopus bit
I killed my phone earlier ... it fell out of my jeans pocket ... back pocket ... when I was in the ... ahhhmmm ... that hovering position someone just mentioned *sighs
This phone I’m on now is craaaap!
xxx
Evening! I did thst with a blackberry once, left it turned off on a radiator for a day, was fine after. "Thank you for the suggestion but phone is sadly irreparable ^  | |||
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"Good morning from confused. WTF is this thread about?
Mostly friendly chatty nocturnal nonsense, welcome."Thanks. So will new football superleague cut down opportunities for a fuck while watching football (and why do we have to pretend we are not watching. Help us to last longer which what they want | |||
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"Hi Mr & Mrs KC ... everyone ... and the new bod too ... octopus one (sorry it’s been a lot to read since then and I only remember the octopus bit
I killed my phone earlier ... it fell out of my jeans pocket ... back pocket ... when I was in the ... ahhhmmm ... that hovering position someone just mentioned *sighs
This phone I’m on now is craaaap!
xxx
Good evening Temptation! Sorry to hear about your not-so-sit-down-wee related mishap! Have you tried putting it in rice to dry out (the phone, obviously!)?
Our new tentacled amigo didn't return for a second comment. Maybe we scared him off
Ah no it didn’t go in ... it crashed on the floor beside me - it didn’t fall far but it’s completely boshed - looks like someone took a hammer to it
The chap just above is bewildered by the nocturnal chattering too I think
Ah. Bashed is probably more serious than wet. Hopefully you can get something sorted!
The beauty of the nocturnal thread is the utter codswallop we chat "Speak for yourself, I talk fluent codshite, higher bollocks even. | |||
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"Off to sleep after dealing with sudden foot cramp. #freeJim (meow)" Goodnight Swing, hope your foot is okay? We'll see to Jim in the morning | |||
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"Good morning from confused. WTF is this thread about?
Mostly friendly chatty nocturnal nonsense, welcome.
Thanks. So will new football superleague cut down opportunities for a fuck while watching football (and why do we have to pretend we are not watching. Help us to last longer which what they want "I got a blow job at half time once, but I've never fucked during football. I'm not against the idea, mind. Depending on who's playing | |||
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"Good morning from confused. WTF is this thread about?
Mostly friendly chatty nocturnal nonsense, welcome.
Thanks. So will new football superleague cut down opportunities for a fuck while watching football (and why do we have to pretend we are not watching. Help us to last longer which what they want "I'm not entirely sure what the proposed super league will do, but it's safe to say it'll so sweet FA in this house | |||
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"Off to sleep after dealing with sudden foot cramp. #freeJim (meow) Goodnight Swing, hope your foot is okay? We'll see to Jim in the morning "Plantar fascitis. Happens occasionally. Once I could walk again, got to the kitchen to get the soluble magnesium. I'll be ok. Bastard thing
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"Good morning from confused. WTF is this thread about?
Mostly friendly chatty nocturnal nonsense, welcome.
Thanks. So will new football superleague cut down opportunities for a fuck while watching football (and why do we have to pretend we are not watching. Help us to last longer which what they want
I'm not entirely sure what the proposed super league will do, but it's safe to say it'll so sweet FA in this house "*DO. It'll DO sweet FA. Jeez | |||
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"Off to sleep after dealing with sudden foot cramp. #freeJim (meow) Goodnight Swing, hope your foot is okay? We'll see to Jim in the morning
Plantar fascitis. Happens occasionally. Once I could walk again, got to the kitchen to get the soluble magnesium. I'll be ok. Bastard thing
Sleep well"I have an inkling of your pain Buenas noches | |||
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"Off to sleep after dealing with sudden foot cramp. #freeJim (meow)" Night beautiful. Xx I'm gonna retire as well. Long day ahead. Great work Mrs KC. Lovely to chat. Night night everyone | |||
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"Hey up noccers, hope Jim's OK... I'm sure Mr and Mrs kinky have it under control in his absence
Buuuuuuenas tardes, Muchas! We're doing our best to keep things on the nocturnal straight and narrow
How's things with you?
All good up here . I know... You always do a grand job x
Good, good, good and thank you for the ringing endorsement "It's a Bolton thing... We're just good at being kind and welcoming | |||
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