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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"
would peeling someone's skin kill them?  |
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over a year ago
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"
Suck them so hard that they end up like a shrivelled lifeless prune  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"
would there be a chance of a matching ceiling and table lamp |
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
would peeling someone's skin kill them? "
Im not sure, but if you had no skin you would get lots of infections ect ect so dont think you would be around very long afterwards.
I could try out my hypothesis on you though  |
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"icicle through the heart....perfect murder weapon as it will melt so no fingerprints  "
There was a film where a woman killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooked it and served it to the policemen investigating the murder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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smash someone round the back of the head with a frozen leg of lamb, then cook it for a roast dinner and serve it to the police officers when they come round to inter_iew me
was in a Roald Dahl book i read as a youngster, its always stuck in my head as a lush way to kill someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tie them to a bed and slowly drip sulphuric acid onto genitalia(am I a bit warped?)  could always get a woman to sit on their face and squirt till they drown lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
would peeling someone's skin kill them? "
Yes it would. You would either die of shock or loss of fluids which is what the skin is there to keep in.
Either way, it's a long, lingering death.......  Lol!
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
would peeling someone's skin kill them?
Yes it would. You would either die of shock or loss of fluids which is what the skin is there to keep in.
Either way, it's a long, lingering death....... Lol!
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ooooh do i win a prize for best way to kill someone lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
would peeling someone's skin kill them?
Yes it would. You would either die of shock or loss of fluids which is what the skin is there to keep in.
Either way, it's a long, lingering death....... Lol!
ooooh do i win a prize for best way to kill someone lol"
Not sure, but you do win a prize for the most evil/vindictive way! Take a Team Point, Diamond Minor!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"
Are we talking about future slayings or one you did earlier  |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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i dont know, but if you goggle it , there are loads of websites. lol
and it came up with the search before i had finished entering it... shows you how many people have searched...  |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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". Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"
if you use the skin from the penis then you can make a purse that grows into a shopping bag if you stroke it..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades"
I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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umm you also need to find funky and ivictus,, they used to have loads of advice on how to get rid of the body after the deed...
gowd it worries me that these topics keep coming up...... 
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
Suck them so hard that they end up like a shrivelled lifeless prune "
im up for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! That was a cunning plan so that i get a variety of answers so that when i choose my next victim ive already got ideas lined up so that i wont get caught, i will just say i had the thoughts incerted into my head by fellow fabber's then you will all be charged with ading and abetting "
Have u someone in mind who u want to bump off? watches as half the site goes off to hide lol |
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! That was a cunning plan so that i get a variety of answers so that when i choose my next victim ive already got ideas lined up so that i wont get caught, i will just say i had the thoughts incerted into my head by fellow fabber's then you will all be charged with ading and abetting
Have u someone in mind who u want to bump off? watches as half the site goes off to hide lol "
Maybe got one or two in mind |
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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago
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"smash someone round the back of the head with a frozen leg of lamb, then cook it for a roast dinner and serve it to the police officers when they come round to inter_iew me
was in a Roald Dahl book i read as a youngster, its always stuck in my head as a lush way to kill someone"
Remember that one from Tales of the Unexpected! Brilliant plan!
Taser to the neck & my dairy farmer mate's got the deepest slurry pit... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is a jokey thread and if someone gives a serious answer i will be worried.
What would be your favourite way to kill someone. Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
I'm still giggling at the 'this is a jokey thread' disclaimer. That really tickled me!! That was a cunning plan so that i get a variety of answers so that when i choose my next victim ive already got ideas lined up so that i wont get caught, i will just say i had the thoughts incerted into my head by fellow fabber's then you will all be charged with ading and abetting
Have u someone in mind who u want to bump off? watches as half the site goes off to hide lol
Maybe got one or two in mind "
r we able to play "guess who" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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". Im going to choose peeling their skin of and make lampshades
if you use the skin from the penis then you can make a purse that grows into a shopping bag if you stroke it.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" umm you also need to find funky and ivictus,, they used to have loads of advice on how to get rid of the body after the deed...
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Shhhh... Only Funky knows which time portal he's hidden Vickys body in... ;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slice chunks off and make a meal of it, while still alive, and over a period of time. "
Pebbles wouldn't mind having a few slices removed from specific sites (rump, ass, belly, thighs, etc, could feed a family of 4 for at least a fortnight before things started getting to the point where I would actually think you were trying to kill me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cat asleep on the stairs.
it happens.i went arse over tit the other night when mine decided to kip on the top step.
a loud meow,hiss and a man thudding down the stairs.
i could have been killed! |
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Your partner, after ensuring the will has been appropriately changed, takes you on a romantic trip to Italy. You're looking forward to a gondolier singing in Venice etc, but you two firstly ascend the leaning tower of Pisa. After he's given you plenty of oral pleasure, at the pinnacle of the tower, he's somewhat lightheaded and dizzy.
Descending, he looses his foothold on the shiny granite, and topples over due to the gradient, and Italian cutbacks, protection of national heritage, have prevented full safety barriers.
You mingle with the crowds on descent, as your limo takes you on to Venice, to be ravished by the Italian studs and bella donnas, in your best ever group session. |
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I'll takey a cup of tea laced with extra viagra .....
death by blood drainage from the 'vital organs' lol