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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex? "
I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!! 
I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!
Send the boys round please  |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
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"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex? "
That... I said that
And I'm not sorry because I still got sexy times  xx |
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"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex? "
"I want another baby." - my ex wife. Luke |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?
I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!
I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!
Send the boys round please "
I am sooo poorly! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?
I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!
I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!
Send the boys round please "
That’s how poorly I am too!
Everything is green!!
Still had sex though... |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?
I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!
I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!
Send the boys round please
That’s how poorly I am too!
Everything is green!!
Still had sex though..."
Ewwwwww 
I WANT SEX!!!! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"A woman was eating apple chunks from a Tupperware tub once and I blurted out she must have good bowl movement, we didn’t end up having sex. "
Classic. I don’t know how that didn’t work, I’m moist just reading it |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"“Can we have sex but no kissing, because if you snot on me, I’ll die a little”
Possibly the unsexiest thing that I’ve ever had said to me...
What’s the unsexiest thing that someone has ever said to you but still resulted in sex?
I’ve just seen how poorly she is!! Your lucky your got sex monk of the tea!!
I’m still sat here awaiting round 2 in my new body....... still nothing!!
Send the boys round please
I am sooo poorly! "
I know! You didn’t even want to look at my boobs  |
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over a year ago
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"Fancy a chinese tonight? 
How is that not sexy? I hear that and my pants hit the floor in 0.2 seconds
Exactly!
Feed me, I’m yours! "
Let me rephrase.. to the world it's unsexy, but to us foodies its everything  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Fancy a chinese tonight?
How is that not sexy? I hear that and my pants hit the floor in 0.2 seconds
Exactly!
Feed me, I’m yours!
Let me rephrase.. to the world it's unsexy, but to us foodies its everything "
The language of love! |
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"I was once asked how long did I think it would take as he didn’t want to miss “the match” ...... no words x"
Some sympathy for the bloke here. Agreed it's not sexy but neither is wanting to check the score when doing the deed  |
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