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I'm offering my services.
There seems to be a few peeps wanting profile advice...now advice IS NOT what I'll give.
But what I will do is read between the lines and tell you how I interpret the words that perhaps aren't being said.
I'd only accept this offer if you've access to a bulletproof vest, because, well, I'm the cunt who says what others won't, and much of it isn't pretty.
I'm dipping in and out of housework so no tears if you don't get a response right away..... and no tears if you do.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do your worst  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any comments good or bad are fine, long as not b!@ls@it. |
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"Do your worst "
Says what an awful lot of women are thinking. "Fuck this shit people are cunts and I REALLY can't be arsed" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As the d*unks looking for a fight in town would say,
Come at me bro!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check out Denis Penis martial arts vid ,brill, riaoki? Come at me ! |
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"Any comments good or bad are fine, long as not b!@ls@it."
Cute as a button.
Enjoys peace and harmony.
Not one to create problems and doesn't do drama. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes please, PP  |
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Just bookmarking to read your responses later... our profile is crap as removed all text until we can meet again 
J c |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do your worst
Says what an awful lot of women are thinking. "Fuck this shit people are cunts and I REALLY can't be arsed""
You in my head?  |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Fire away lol. Honesty is the best policy and I can take critique/constructive feedback haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 out of 3 aint bad ,she sang |
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"As the d*unks looking for a fight in town would say,
Come at me bro!! "
Still trying to work out who I am and what I want, but I'm quite happy with where I am at the moment. I like to feel the wind on my willy but find myself watching cheech n chong alone in my bedroom more often than I care to admit.
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Honest feedback is always good. I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I change the sexuality, height, body type, name, post code, town on my profile every few days.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prime minister _rincess peach please pick potholes in my profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the d*unks looking for a fight in town would say,
Come at me bro!!
Still trying to work out who I am and what I want, but I'm quite happy with where I am at the moment. I like to feel the wind on my willy but find myself watching cheech n chong alone in my bedroom more often than I care to admit.
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That’s actually quite accurate!! Well done to you!
Not so much the watching bit, more of a music and relax kinda time. |
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"Do me, do me! "
I know my voice is hot as fuck. Fukushima hot.
I'm not always confident but when I am.... I really fucking am and you best hold onto your heart coz I may steal a little but if it without even trying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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now this sounds fun - yes please
sat watching this thread with popcorn |
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"I can take it, I think "
Artistic and at peace with nature. Had a couple of bitches fake orgasm. Dunno which ones it was tho but a couple have imagined they were a rasher of bacon sizzling in a pan to throw you off the scent. |
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"Yes please, PP "
Bit stiff, not embraced their inner slob.
Reached a stage in life where peopling seems too much effort |
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"2 out of 3 aint bad ,she sang"
A meatloaf fan also.
Has shed a tear at "objects in the rear view mirror" |
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"I can take it, I think
Artistic and at peace with nature. Had a couple of bitches fake orgasm. Dunno which ones it was tho but a couple have imagined they were a rasher of bacon sizzling in a pan to throw you off the scent."
I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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me to please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send your invoice in the post Princess, worth every penny |
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"Go on then give it to me "
Haven't reached the stage in life where humans as a species make you vomit, probably won't either. Not the kind of person to offend for sport.
Not consumed by parenthood, faculties in place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hit me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be interested in your feed back. I'm thinking mine needs a rewrite so would be good to know what needs tweaking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes please, PP
Bit stiff, not embraced their inner slob.
Reached a stage in life where peopling seems too much effort "
Thanks OP, eating yesterday's pizza in bed at this very moment. |
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Hello PP, honest feedback is always good |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Do me, do me!
I know my voice is hot as fuck. Fukushima hot.
I'm not always confident but when I am.... I really fucking am and you best hold onto your heart coz I may steal a little but if it without even trying "
Oh pp it's a perfect description! You even picked up on my lack of confidence vs overtly so ways. Good job  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm up for a good roast. |
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The sadistic part of me wants you to...
I'm scared!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for it im not scared mines perfection |
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Do me. I’m a cry baby but I promise there won’t be tears. Probably |
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"Fire away lol. Honesty is the best policy and I can take critique/constructive feedback haha"
Still lives at home with parents. Growing in confidence in the photo department, yet not fully committed to the charisma/character of the dude in the suit. He's there for sure, but not there there. |
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Rattle me jimmies. I want to see the full funk of junk hidden in my profile |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Fire away lol. Honesty is the best policy and I can take critique/constructive feedback haha
Still lives at home with parents. Growing in confidence in the photo department, yet not fully committed to the charisma/character of the dude in the suit. He's there for sure, but not there there."
Not a million miles away lol |
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"Yes please, PP
Bit stiff, not embraced their inner slob.
Reached a stage in life where peopling seems too much effort
Thanks OP, eating yesterday's pizza in bed at this very moment. "
Olive and anchovy? |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
I love a good profile critique, even better when its from someone who wouldn’t be sycophantic.
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"Do your worst young lady"
Softer on the inside than the uniform suggests. Carries some hurt but at peace with it.
Life smart. Emotionally intelligent |
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By *itan01Man
over a year ago
london |
I’ll take you up on yiur offer |
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"Honest feedback is always good. I’m in "
Been stung, recovered but made the decision not to let it beat them.
Can't be dealing with fucktards or those who lack emotional intelligence not just human to human, but human to everything |
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"I change the sexuality, height, body type, name, post code, town on my profile every few days. "
Someone who watches and listens to learn and knows so much more can be said by actions, even down to the raise of an eyebrow, than any words can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Check out Denis Penis martial arts vid ,brill, riaoki? Come at me !"
Bit of windmillin’, and car keys in your hand and make them count! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok. |
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"Can you critique mine please "
Shits n giggles.
Don't necessarily want people to know the person behind the profile, that shiz is private |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for it "
Although I’ve just realised I have no bio |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since I need an update anyway.. rip it Peach |
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"Prime minister _rincess peach please pick potholes in my profile "
Can't be arsed with the hassle and mental mindfuck of people as a whole, been worn down by it, so uses the system that works best for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm offering my services.
There seems to be a few peeps wanting profile advice...now advice IS NOT what I'll give.
But what I will do is read between the lines and tell you how I interpret the words that perhaps aren't being said.
I'd only accept this offer if you've access to a bulletproof vest, because, well, I'm the cunt who says what others won't, and much of it isn't pretty.
I'm dipping in and out of housework so no tears if you don't get a response right away..... and no tears if you do.
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Go on then hit me with it. I'm braced. |
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This sounds like fun, I promise not to cry |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"Do your worst young lady
Softer on the inside than the uniform suggests. Carries some hurt but at peace with it.
Life smart. Emotionally intelligent "
wow, on the button, thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bring it on beatch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll take you up on your kind offer p p |
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"Honest feedback is always good. I’m in
Been stung, recovered but made the decision not to let it beat them.
Can't be dealing with fucktards or those who lack emotional intelligence not just human to human, but human to everything "
That’s pretty damn accurate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Deep breath* I'm in |
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You're not coming anywhere near my profile lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think what's written hardly counts tbh.
Your liked or not simple as that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeh I’d like some honest advice please..... xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I change the sexuality, height, body type, name, post code, town on my profile every few days.
Someone who watches and listens to learn and knows so much more can be said by actions, even down to the raise of an eyebrow, than any words can."
I like that. You made a grouchy old trout smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hit me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't mind some advice either |
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I'll be waiting patiently for you to tear me apart Peach, I would say don't pull any punches either but this is you and I know you couldn't do that if you tried |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feeling brave (probably misplaced). I'm in. |
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I'm in (pulls up big girl pants)  |
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"Go for it "
Simply sings "I am what I aaaaaaaaam"
Social, open and happy to point the piss takey finger at themselves. |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Do me, do me! x
I'd do you!! "
Oh hello |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
"Do me, do me! x
I'd do you!!
Oh hello "
Hey gorgeous lady xx |
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"Go for it "
Will look back on this profile in a few years and wonder what the fuck you were thinking.
Think they know about "the lifestyle" but knows more about Minecraft and who to call for a ten bag.
Side note: don't think there's a cunt on the planet that hasn't thought the same about shit we've said or done. Maturity will come with time, an open mind and willingness to accept you've a lot to learn about life in general. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Princess. Seeing as you’re offering, what do you think of mine. Is it deep enough??
Have a lovely day, my dear.  |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
Given my recent profile update this could be interesting. Go for it PP! |
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"now this sounds fun - yes please
sat watching this thread with popcorn "
Curious one you are.
Quietly confident about who you are, not so in others. Appreciates people more than you let on, close friends mean a lot to you, they know that without you telling them, they feel it.
In the top set at school. |
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" me to please "
Sensitive skin. You feel people by their touch and the energy that gets exchanged that way.
Keeps close cards but will open up to those who you can sense will understand. This comes from a place of protection. |
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"Hit me "
Life for the living kinda person. Understated and overlooked but can really be the life n soul. There's a shell there that when it's escaped from takes people by pleasant surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" me to please
Sensitive skin. You feel people by their touch and the energy that gets exchanged that way.
Keeps close cards but will open up to those who you can sense will understand. This comes from a place of protection."
This is strangely accurate 
Actually gave me a little chill, how you've summed me up x |
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I’d really be interested good or bad |
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"I'd be interested in your feed back. I'm thinking mine needs a rewrite so would be good to know what needs tweaking "
Patient but doesn't suffer fools. Appreciates everyone has lived a different life and that will shape where they are as individuals but at the same time doesn't want to babysit.
Confident and rounded as a human who's been there, done that and found their happy place.
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"Hello PP, honest feedback is always good "
Comfortable. Content. Excitable but controlled excitement. Paperwork all in order kinda people and that gives peace of mind and confidence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go crazy |
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"I'm up for a good roast."
First on the dance floor when Rick Astley hits the speaker. Enjoys a night out with the lads. Sensitive side doesn't come out to play very often |
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"The sadistic part of me wants you to...
I'm scared! "
Perfectly happy where you are in life and enjoying the liberation of finding people you can talk to about the hedonistic side of things. Approaching at your own pace, no headfuck stuff. No expectation or pressure folks. Happily hang out and play cluedo with ya. Flowy. Natural. |
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"Go for it im not scared mines perfection"
You ache.
In your heard and head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooo, me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do me. |
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By *-man24Man
over a year ago
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Yes I’m one of them asking for tips advice but
I know I need to express myself better on my profile but please if you don’t mind can I just hide in the Conner and sit this one out please but can say one thing I didn’t realise how fun and engaging the forum is here
Just know I’m getting it ?? |
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I'm scared but it would be cool to see what others think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would be very interested to see how I come across in my profile, if you don’t mind giving feedback ... I’m afraid it’s a bit long ...(gulps hard) |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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Oohhh me please Peach |
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"The sadistic part of me wants you to...
I'm scared!
Perfectly happy where you are in life and enjoying the liberation of finding people you can talk to about the hedonistic side of things. Approaching at your own pace, no headfuck stuff. No expectation or pressure folks. Happily hang out and play cluedo with ya. Flowy. Natural."
We'll be playing strip poker though
Which I'm shit at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you can still can be arsed PP,
I'd be honoured if you had a butcher's at mine |
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"Do me. I’m a cry baby but I promise there won’t be tears. Probably"
I feel like I've been clickbaited.
I shall translate:
Yes, I'm actually a man named Brian wanking off at tricking you. Or at least you keep telling yourself that if it softens the blow to your ego, coz I'm past giving a shit.
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"Rattle me jimmies. I want to see the full funk of junk hidden in my profile "
Has completed Duke of Edinburgh Award to gold level. Adrenaline junkie who doesn’t have sex for the sake of having sex. Needs fuel and fire, even if that fuel and fire is an eye twinkle, has to be the right eye twinkle. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Go on then. I may need an overdue update! |
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I'd be interested in your opinion, what I portray against what I think I portray. Scary. |
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"Rattle me jimmies. I want to see the full funk of junk hidden in my profile
Has completed Duke of Edinburgh Award to gold level. Adrenaline junkie who doesn’t have sex for the sake of having sex. Needs fuel and fire, even if that fuel and fire is an eye twinkle, has to be the right eye twinkle."
Xtreme sex, hardcore style! I wash down my blue pills with RedBull and Monster before penetration from 30,000ft in a wing suit. |
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"I'm offering my services.
There seems to be a few peeps wanting profile advice...now advice IS NOT what I'll give.
But what I will do is read between the lines and tell you how I interpret the words that perhaps aren't being said.
I'd only accept this offer if you've access to a bulletproof vest, because, well, I'm the cunt who says what others won't, and much of it isn't pretty.
I'm dipping in and out of housework so no tears if you don't get a response right away..... and no tears if you do.
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Do me please Princess , it's bound to be savage and I'm sort of "in need" for ruthless today |
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"I love a good profile critique, even better when its from someone who wouldn’t be sycophantic.
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You've found your "box" but it ain't a tight one. Take what you do seriously as it could have consequences if you don't, but not yourselves seriously.
Play tricks on each other now n then and tell each other when you've been a dickhead, for example "I just put my phone in the fridge instead of the butter, what a dick"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Might regret this but look at mine please x |
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"I’ll take you up on yiur offer "
Wants to get laid. Doesn't have much of a direction as long as it involves sex. Rule bender. Misplaced confidence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feel free.. I could do with it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me please PP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes please |
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"If you can be arsed.
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Can read people and gets a tickle out of being right.
Needs to feel productive.
Not wanting to invest too much in the emotional department. Clever clever not cocky clever.
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"Check out Denis Penis martial arts vid ,brill, riaoki? Come at me !
Bit of windmillin’, and car keys in your hand and make them count! "
Listens to planet rock in company, smooth radio on the sly.
Scared of commitment in a relationship capacity but wouldn't admit it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shame threads run out at 175 + a few from those in the know how.
Good luck with this one Peach xx |
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"Go for it "
Oozing.
Confidence and knowledge of direction |
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Yes please , id never asked but grateful for feedback thank you x |
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"Ok."
Organic.
Tired. Not of lack of sleep, not that tired. Tolerance tired, but still happy to make new connections
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"Alright, off you go  "
Creative and knowledgeable, on the debate club at school.
Been mugged off so prefers the safety of clubs. High walls but secretly wishes to be loved. |
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"Since I need an update anyway.. rip it Peach "
Romanticist who doesn't wanna give too much away. Potential huntress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since I need an update anyway.. rip it Peach
Romanticist who doesn't wanna give too much away. Potential huntress "
Thank you. If I'd agreed it would be telling. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I change the sexuality, height, body type, name, post code, town on my profile every few days. "
I mess around with mine like that.
My name changes confused people |
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"Ooh, do me please "
The kind of person that stumbles upon those they wish to meet rather than seek out potential playmates.
The odd itch that needs scratching (in yer minge n mind, not like scabies) |
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Wow , tired is quite possibly the mst candid and insightful thng anyone could say , i ll do something about that once ive had a sleep. . Your very intuitive , x |
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"I'm offering my services.
There seems to be a few peeps wanting profile advice...now advice IS NOT what I'll give.
But what I will do is read between the lines and tell you how I interpret the words that perhaps aren't being said.
I'd only accept this offer if you've access to a bulletproof vest, because, well, I'm the cunt who says what others won't, and much of it isn't pretty.
I'm dipping in and out of housework so no tears if you don't get a response right away..... and no tears if you do.
Go on then hit me with it. I'm braced. "
Specifically unspecified. When you know you know. Gut instinct. A reader of nuance, a sit and watch.
Kind hearted but not soft.
Empath. |
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Wow , tired is quite possibly the mst candid and insightful thng anyone could say , i ll do something about that once ive had a sleep. . Your very intuitive , x |
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"This sounds like fun, I promise not to cry "
A "you do you, I'll do me" kind of person. Live n let live but don't knock my door if you get burned, not my fault you made bad decisions and not my responsibility to shovel your shit.
Turn n burn if necessary.
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"Bring it on beatch "
There's bugger all for me to latch onto!
Other than....
"I'm human. Your dick is more important to you than it is to me, and if you think otherwise roll on by. Let's talk" |
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over a year ago
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Ooo sounds good I am in I can take it hit me with your best |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I'm hoping you can critique mine before you get too bored with all this.
Ta, Gbat. |
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Yes i am game if you have the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring it on beatch
There's bugger all for me to latch onto!
Other than....
"I'm human. Your dick is more important to you than it is to me, and if you think otherwise roll on by. Let's talk" "
Thanks my lovely. Xx |
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"I'll take you up on your kind offer p p"
Comfortable with who you are but not happy happy.
Wants to be heard but can't always find the words to do your intent justice.
Fights pain with humour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can be arsed.
Can read people and gets a tickle out of being right.
Needs to feel productive.
Not wanting to invest too much in the emotional department. Clever clever not cocky clever.
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I'll take that thanks PP |
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"*Deep breath* I'm in "
Closet bi-curious.
In the chess club.
Sees the human in people, would benefit going to socials and building confidence there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooft not sure I'm brave enough! I love your honestly though. It's much needed on here x |
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I might regret this but I'm in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take you up on your kind offer p p
Comfortable with who you are but not happy happy.
Wants to be heard but can't always find the words to do your intent justice.
Fights pain with humour."
Hate to admit it but do have to give you P P, your not far wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes plz
I am happy that someone going to read my profile
"1 person looked at your profile today" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok go for it peachy ya sexy biatch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, my brutally honest fellow forumite... do your worst |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes plz
I am happy that someone going to read my profile
"1 person looked at your profile today" "
Don't give away all our fab hopes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeh why not, criticism can be refreshing, my profile may need an update. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.
Organic.
Tired. Not of lack of sleep, not that tired. Tolerance tired, but still happy to make new connections
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Thanks Peach xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like how your talking.. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I love a good profile critique, even better when its from someone who wouldn’t be sycophantic.
You've found your "box" but it ain't a tight one. Take what you do seriously as it could have consequences if you don't, but not yourselves seriously.
Play tricks on each other now n then and tell each other when you've been a dickhead, for example "I just put my phone in the fridge instead of the butter, what a dick"
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Let me know when you are offering lottery numbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you do me? Oh and rate my profile aswell |
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"Hello PP, honest feedback is always good
Comfortable. Content. Excitable but controlled excitement. Paperwork all in order kinda people and that gives peace of mind and confidence "
Very good - our paperwork isn’t in order at the min and so is causing a little chaos in our heads |
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"Hit me with your worst! "
Mine is so bad not even with critising |
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"This sounds like fun, I promise not to cry
A "you do you, I'll do me" kind of person. Live n let live but don't knock my door if you get burned, not my fault you made bad decisions and not my responsibility to shovel your shit.
Turn n burn if necessary.
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That is how I hoped it would come across so I'm glad you could see that |
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"Yeh I’d like some honest advice please..... xx"
Too open with the willingness to serve. Predators wet dream.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks happy with it as it is.
I wouldn't want it to spark someone's interest |
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"Hit me."
I can bring a shovel if you really want but don't feel it necessary
You come across like you're just chillin and if you happen to cross paths with someone then so be it, but it'll be one of those same time same place things rather than the result maximum effort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"now this sounds fun - yes please
sat watching this thread with popcorn
Curious one you are.
Quietly confident about who you are, not so in others. Appreciates people more than you let on, close friends mean a lot to you, they know that without you telling them, they feel it.
In the top set at school."
scarily accurate you been reading my tea leaves again? |
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"I wouldn't mind some advice either"
Ah, I didn't offer advice if you remember, what I offered was me reading between the lines.
I'll tell you if you want but will give you the option to say no, coz I've already had a peep and it won't be fluffy unicorns and ice cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hit me.
I can bring a shovel if you really want but don't feel it necessary
You come across like you're just chillin and if you happen to cross paths with someone then so be it, but it'll be one of those same time same place things rather than the result maximum effort."
Scarily accurate. |
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Go for it. Always interested to find out how I come across xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm offering my services.
There seems to be a few peeps wanting profile advice...now advice IS NOT what I'll give.
But what I will do is read between the lines and tell you how I interpret the words that perhaps aren't being said.
I'd only accept this offer if you've access to a bulletproof vest, because, well, I'm the cunt who says what others won't, and much of it isn't pretty.
I'm dipping in and out of housework so no tears if you don't get a response right away..... and no tears if you do.
Go on then hit me with it. I'm braced.
Specifically unspecified. When you know you know. Gut instinct. A reader of nuance, a sit and watch.
Kind hearted but not soft.
Empath. "
I like this. Thanks PP |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
OK I'm game peach! Bear in mind I REALLY need to update my profile, but go ahead |
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"I'll be waiting patiently for you to tear me apart Peach, I would say don't pull any punches either but this is you and I know you couldn't do that if you tried "
Soft and sensitively spoken, with the ability to slice like a fucking knife if a line gets crossed.
Appreciates the beauty in effort.
Happiest open mouthed in a bath of bodies.. |
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"Feeling brave (probably misplaced). I'm in. "
Intelligent. Polite but roll your eyes internally when someone bores ya or they don't get your jibes. Like nails down a blackboard for ya.
Probably done a bungee jump. |
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"I'm in (pulls up big girl pants) "
Mutual respect and trust is right high on your list of priorities.
Comfortable in own skin and unafraid of who you are. You like yourself.
Spiritualist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm offering my services.
There seems to be a few peeps wanting profile advice...now advice IS NOT what I'll give.
But what I will do is read between the lines and tell you how I interpret the words that perhaps aren't being said.
I'd only accept this offer if you've access to a bulletproof vest, because, well, I'm the cunt who says what others won't, and much of it isn't pretty.
I'm dipping in and out of housework so no tears if you don't get a response right away..... and no tears if you do.
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do you rearrange pictures could add you as a friends you an tell me what to have a private/public and what to delete ? X |
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"Do me, do me! x"
Some sadness behind those eyes.
Will cut the strings like a hot knife through butter if you think someone is taking advantage but it won't be an easy decision...it'll be a necessary one. |
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