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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ummm... so i saw this really cute boob tube when shopping in one of the supermarkets
It was dirt cheap and one of my mates is always banging on about boob tubes, so i bought it thinking what is the worst that can happen 
Tonight i discovered what, when i wore it under a see through /loose-knit jumper... And discovered that despite buying a smaller size it fell down without me realising... three times 
Omg that cctv is gonna be interesting... my boobies were pretty much on display 
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I've mentioned this before.
I was wearing a wrap dress, stockings, suspenders but no knickers. We were on holiday in Guernsey and got out of the car to take some photos in a very windy beach front car park. It was only when the guy in the van beside me drove off with a huge grin on his face that I realised my dress had blown right open  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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I was once at a formal function wearing a strapless dress.
I was being introduced to the Lord of the area and the fellow "posh" people, high up people of the area.
I sneezed the dress ripped and dropped to my waist, Lord smiled his wife slapped him and I had a jolly nice man who owns a very well known communication company find me a safety pin to fix my dress.
I didn't have to buy a drink for the rest of the evening and won a few tenders that night.
I also ran across a road exposing my breasts infront of a riot van full of police who stopped me and asked if they stroke my guide dog puppy. Then told me my boobs were on show. |
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I had a zip break on a skirt on a night out. After 30 mins in the toilets with my friend we managed to fix it but I didn't dare undo it again and the rest of the night I had to shimmy my skirt up to just about high enough and squat .
I've also had the classic bikini incident on a waterslide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in the day, I was in a nightclub in some rather tight black trousers, bent down to pick up my handbag off the floor and my trousers split from crotch to seam at the back. To add insult to injury, I was wearing a black thong and had saddle- sores on my arse. Oh and this club had a balcony above the dance floor too! |
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One time the zip on my winter coat was fully up but split apart from the bottom leaving it only fastened at the very top. For an awkward few minutes until I wrestled it down, I was wearing a not especially stylish cape. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Split a zip on a dress bending down to put heels on lucky anuff I had a knee length coat on
When out for the night I always carry a roll up water proof mac and fold away ballet pumps so I don’t need to walk to sed club in a short dress and big heels just draws unwanted public attention so got close to the night club
Slip down a side street bent down to take my pumps off and puts heels on and I just herd pop
Found I had burst the zip on dress fun walk that was back to the hotel in nothing but a knee length mac and lingerie and stockings lucky I hade a spare dress |
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"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview."
I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office |
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"One time the zip on my winter coat was fully up but split apart from the bottom leaving it only fastened at the very top. For an awkward few minutes until I wrestled it down, I was wearing a not especially stylish cape."
Style it out Batman!  |
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"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview.
I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office "
I once did this and they rolled up together into a tight roll around my waist. It really hurt! |
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"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview.
I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office
I once did this and they rolled up together into a tight roll around my waist. It really hurt! "
This was back when I could walk but I sure as hell didn't walk out of that office normally, I think I shuffled |
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"One time the zip on my winter coat was fully up but split apart from the bottom leaving it only fastened at the very top. For an awkward few minutes until I wrestled it down, I was wearing a not especially stylish cape.
Style it out Batman! "
The only signal I would have been projecting into the night sky would have been the facepalm emoji  |
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"Hold ups that didn't hold up, on the way to a job interview.
I made the mistake of wearing control knickers under tights to a job interview and I could feel the tights almost round my knees as I was taken for a tour of the office
I once did this and they rolled up together into a tight roll around my waist. It really hurt!
This was back when I could walk but I sure as hell didn't walk out of that office normally, I think I shuffled "
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