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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”"
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams  "
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through "
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?"
I am a foreigner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Yay!
He has been on some sit down wee roller coaster tonight
He IS looking for that shovel! "
This shovel is a jolly handy tool!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Yay!
He has been on some sit down wee roller coaster tonight"
A posh pee is what the OH calls it. He's just savouring the moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Yay!
He has been on some sit down wee roller coaster tonight
He IS looking for that shovel!
This shovel is a jolly handy tool!!!"
I'm so glad I decided to join in this conversation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today. "
Lemon or strawberry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is he away for a sit down piss again if so he be away for days lol
He has just safely returned. "
Lol I see must have been a standing one ha ha he’s not feel down the pan this time ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner "
An alien in our midst. Good thing you settled in the South. The North is a strange and even more alien land. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Yay!
He has been on some sit down wee roller coaster tonight
He IS looking for that shovel! "
I feel I need to read back. I'm missing a joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Yay!
He has been on some sit down wee roller coaster tonight
He IS looking for that shovel!
This shovel is a jolly handy tool!!!
I'm so glad I decided to join in this conversation "
Next time, you’ll know who to dodge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Yay!
He has been on some sit down wee roller coaster tonight
He IS looking for that shovel!
I feel I need to read back. I'm missing a joke!"
Tuberose, you REALLY don't want to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today. "
I love tarts, of all sorts, hence I'm wide awake on fab past 1.52am lol |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner "
that makes two of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today.
Lemon or strawberry?"
Ignore me! I'm at the can't read properly stage! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today.
Lemon or strawberry?
Ignore me! I'm at the can't read properly stage!"
I saw that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today.
I love tarts, of all sorts, hence I'm wide awake on fab past 1.52am lol"
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Are you taking a biscuit?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Yay!
He has been on some sit down wee roller coaster tonight
He IS looking for that shovel!
I feel I need to read back. I'm missing a joke!
Tuberose, you REALLY don't want to. "
Oh, you really do. It talks about shit on a shovel and then eating off the same shovel but it’s all very sanitary. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner
An alien in our midst. Good thing you settled in the South. The North is a strange and even more alien land."
I lived in North too. And I miss it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today.
Lemon or strawberry?
Ignore me! I'm at the can't read properly stage!
I saw that "
I just saw jam tart and got excited! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today.
I love tarts, of all sorts, hence I'm wide awake on fab past 1.52am lol.
Are you taking a biscuit?! "
My bad... I'm bad I'm bad... Jamming now - poor old MJ fan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never worked in a ceramic factory dear. I have no idea how long it takes to make a cup.
Maybe Jim's already in his jams
On that note I resisted the most tempting strawberry jam tart today. "
Why didn't you give in to Red? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner
An alien in our midst. Good thing you settled in the South. The North is a strange and even more alien land.
I lived in North too. And I miss it. "
But you came to your senses and moved South.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner that makes two of us"
G’day Billi. Where in TX are you from. I used to visit a girlfriend in Temple often in my younger days. |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner that makes two of us
G’day Billi. Where in TX are you from. I used to visit a girlfriend in Temple often in my younger days."
out in the panhandle on the south plaines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner that makes two of us
G’day Billi. Where in TX are you from. I used to visit a girlfriend in Temple often in my younger days. out in the panhandle on the south plaines"
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend" 
Why on Earth are we all awake. "
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner that makes two of us
G’day Billi. Where in TX are you from. I used to visit a girlfriend in Temple often in my younger days. out in the panhandle on the south plaines"
Quite a bit farther North of Temple. Must be getting very warm there now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake. "
Standard for me, nice to have company though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out. "
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner that makes two of us
G’day Billi. Where in TX are you from. I used to visit a girlfriend in Temple often in my younger days. out in the panhandle on the south plaines
Quite a bit farther North of Temple. Must be getting very warm there now"
in the 80's last week |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing "
There you go, fixed that for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake. "
We have better things to do then to sleep!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you "
I really didn't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster "
Just get a riding hat and a ‘crop’ and you can have an entirely different use for this jodhpurs!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster "
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits? |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs "
I can do this all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?"
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Substituting for nocturnal.
Hello
Now, about your cup of tea....whilst you were making it, Mrs. KC explained the term “shit off a shovel”
I haven't had a chance to read that far back. I just skimmed through
As a Southerner, are you aware of this term?
I am a foreigner that makes two of us
G’day Billi. Where in TX are you from. I used to visit a girlfriend in Temple often in my younger days. out in the panhandle on the south plaines
Quite a bit farther North of Temple. Must be getting very warm there now in the 80's last week"
Oooof...already and we’re barely half way through April!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night"
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not * |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - i am not responsible for your spontaneous ejaculations as you dream of my 80s jodhpur hotness* "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not * "
Any photos to prove that you did not?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - i am not responsible for your spontaneous ejaculations as you dream of my 80s jodhpur hotness* "
I think I just woke the neighbours laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful "
I had those! Don't think we called them jodhpurs up here though. Can do better than that though. I had Bros jeans! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not *
Any photos to prove that you did not??"
I have photos and I look pretty glum. But that could purely be because I'm from the North |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?"
Why is it standard for you to be awake at this time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not *
Any photos to prove that you did not??
I have photos and I look pretty glum. But that could purely be because I'm from the North "
Tis not grim up North! You ever been to Aberdeen?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful
I had those! Don't think we called them jodhpurs up here though. Can do better than that though. I had Bros jeans!"
Bottle tops on shoes??
I had a red bomber jacket as well. I can freely admit this as no one knows me
I had Joe Bloggs jeans too. The ones with the name down the side of the legs. |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not *
Any photos to prove that you did not??
I have photos and I look pretty fucking amazing. But that could purely be because I'm from the North and we are all hot up here, southerners spontaneously combust north of Oxford at the mere sight of our hotness, we took their silly riding pants and owned them "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Why is it standard for you to be awake at this time?"
Usually work nights, so can't quite manage being normal when I'm off. Its as exciting as that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not *
Any photos to prove that you did not??
I have photos and I look pretty glum. But that could purely be because I'm from the North "
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful
I had those! Don't think we called them jodhpurs up here though. Can do better than that though. I had Bros jeans!
Bottle tops on shoes??
I had a red bomber jacket as well. I can freely admit this as no one knows me
I had Joe Bloggs jeans too. The ones with the name down the side of the legs. "
I had those! NafNaf bomber jacket too |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not *
Any photos to prove that you did not??
I have photos and I look pretty glum. But that could purely be because I'm from the North
Tis not grim up North! You ever been to Aberdeen??"
I have indeed. My parents had a please in Aberdeenshire, near the Cairngorms. We didn’t spend all our time there but some of it. Aberdeen is not terribly nice but head out of it and it’s a delight. |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful
I had those! Don't think we called them jodhpurs up here though. Can do better than that though. I had Bros jeans!
Bottle tops on shoes??
I had a red bomber jacket as well. I can freely admit this as no one knows me
I had Joe Bloggs jeans too. The ones with the name down the side of the legs.
I had those! NafNaf bomber jacket too "
Yes!! Forgot about Nafnaf!! Oh happy memories |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not *
Any photos to prove that you did not??
I have photos and I look pretty glum. But that could purely be because I'm from the North
Tis not grim up North! You ever been to Aberdeen??
I have indeed. My parents had a please in Aberdeenshire, near the Cairngorms. We didn’t spend all our time there but some of it. Aberdeen is not terribly nice but head out of it and it’s a delight."
Well you'll know that it's definitely grim in Aberdeen! |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful
I had those! Don't think we called them jodhpurs up here though. Can do better than that though. I had Bros jeans!
Bottle tops on shoes??
I had a red bomber jacket as well. I can freely admit this as no one knows me
I had Joe Bloggs jeans too. The ones with the name down the side of the legs.
I had those! NafNaf bomber jacket too
Yes!! Forgot about Nafnaf!! Oh happy memories "
Those were the days, when dodgy perms were all the rage! So thankful we didn't have phones back then! |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. And I looked amazing
There you go, fixed that for you
I lit up the world when I sashayed into the room in my jodhpurs
I can do this all night
Ok, I bloody loved them, used to parade around in them looking like a 1980s hottie
Happy now?
* Disclaimer - I did not *
Any photos to prove that you did not??
I have photos and I look pretty fucking amazing. But that could purely be because I'm from the North and we are all hot up here, southerners spontaneously combust north of Oxford at the mere sight of our hotness, we took their silly riding pants and owned them "
Quite right. North of Oxford and they start wear brogues, for heaven’s sake!!! |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Why is it standard for you to be awake at this time?
Usually work nights, so can't quite manage being normal when I'm off. Its as exciting as that! "
Nights are peaceful |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful
I had those! Don't think we called them jodhpurs up here though. Can do better than that though. I had Bros jeans!
Bottle tops on shoes??
I had a red bomber jacket as well. I can freely admit this as no one knows me
I had Joe Bloggs jeans too. The ones with the name down the side of the legs.
I had those! NafNaf bomber jacket too
Yes!! Forgot about Nafnaf!! Oh happy memories
Those were the days, when dodgy perms were all the rage! So thankful we didn't have phones back then!"
We didn't but my flip Halina camera gave me some cracking pictures |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Why is it standard for you to be awake at this time?
Usually work nights, so can't quite manage being normal when I'm off. Its as exciting as that!
Nights are peaceful"
Not in my ward they aren't! |
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"I've had a Jimmy riddle.
Yay.
I'm relieved of "duty".
I'm relieved.
Thanks "friend"
Why on Earth are we all awake.
I’m a worried about Bredit and my house being worth 100 euros. I’ve also heard that this is when the ladies in jodhpurs come out.
Oh god, I used to have jodhpurs. That was a fashion disaster
Are those the things with the elasticated foot bits?
Yep, the ones we thought were fabulous in the late 80s. They were god awful
I had those! Don't think we called them jodhpurs up here though. Can do better than that though. I had Bros jeans!
Bottle tops on shoes??
I had a red bomber jacket as well. I can freely admit this as no one knows me
I had Joe Bloggs jeans too. The ones with the name down the side of the legs.
I had those! NafNaf bomber jacket too
Yes!! Forgot about Nafnaf!! Oh happy memories
Those were the days, when dodgy perms were all the rage! So thankful we didn't have phones back then!
We didn't but my flip Halina camera gave me some cracking pictures "
The anticipation of waiting a week to get your photos developed only to find most of them were shit |
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"Get your arses back on extra time. Jim needs love. And glitter.
Come join me to watch the 80s fashion parade."
So you want to stroke my tutu? Or my puffy sleeves?
Ps. Stop talking! |
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"Too tired to think. Too restless to sleep
Have I missed anything exciting??
C"
Have you heard the term “like shit off a shovel”? That was a topic of conversation earlier.
Now, we’re enjoying an 80s fashion parade by PinkGenie and Decadent Devon |
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"Too tired to think. Too restless to sleep
Have I missed anything exciting??
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Have you heard the term “like shit off a shovel”? That was a topic of conversation earlier.
Now, we’re enjoying an 80s fashion parade by PinkGenie and Decadent Devon"
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"Get your arses back on extra time. Jim needs love. And glitter.
Come join me to watch the 80s fashion parade.
So you want to stroke my tutu? Or my puffy sleeves?
Ps. Stop talking! "
What about those shoulder pads. They need some tending to. |
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"Too tired to think. Too restless to sleep
Have I missed anything exciting??
C
The extra extra time nocturnal. Just trying to close this rave down "
Sounds like last orders have already been called. OK, I'm going! |
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"Too tired to think. Too restless to sleep
Have I missed anything exciting??
C
The extra extra time nocturnal. Just trying to close this rave down
Sounds like last orders have already been called. OK, I'm going! "
Hold there. He is gone again |
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"Too tired to think. Too restless to sleep
Have I missed anything exciting??
C
The extra extra time nocturnal. Just trying to close this rave down
Sounds like last orders have already been called. OK, I'm going! "
Good night. Sweet dreams. |
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"Too tired to think. Too restless to sleep
Have I missed anything exciting??
C
The extra extra time nocturnal. Just trying to close this rave down "
The moon shines in the first message here  |
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"Okay spunk bubbles I really am going to bed now, good night you prince and princess of the forums, you kings and queens of fabdom "
What a beautiful exit
Don't pop the bubble! |
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