Slapped in the face

By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's been your wet kipper moment this week?

I'd tell you mine but I might get banned.

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What's been your wet kipper moment this week?

I'd tell you mine but I might get banned."

did it involve real kippers?

By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I havent had one- were they smoked?

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Winning the Euro Millions. Finding out it was six pound 10

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Winning the Euro Millions. Finding out it was six pound 10"

Not even winning that much...

*But I did get £750 out of a fruit machine...B-)*

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

finding out another bloke can make my fella come quicker than I can

By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not sure if this will post but here goes...

If real kippers were involved then I would feel I had gained something.

I got the two stars on the Euro Millions but nothing else

You don't want your man to cum too quickly!

By *ucsparkMan over a year ago

dudley

"finding out another bloke can make my fella come quicker than I can

Did you ask him for hints or tips