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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pass.. are refund available?
You pays your money, you makes your choice.  "
I was expecting Ant McPartlin when i made the purchase.. but i saw him and Dec Donally two days ago in town. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you any good at gardening ??
for gods sake woman no one is going to do your gardening for you 
You'd be surprised what a bacon.butty can do "
dam you, your not alowed to up the stakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you any good at gardening ??
for gods sake woman no one is going to do your gardening for you
You'd be surprised what a bacon.butty can do
dam you, your not alowed to up the stakes"
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"Are you any good at gardening ??
I have a black belt in lady gardening.
Well im a lady and have a front and back garden does that count??"
Listen lady I'm not doing your gardening OK!
Does the bacon buttie have fried onions? |
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"pass.. are refund available?
You pays your money, you makes your choice.
I was expecting Ant McPartlin when i made the purchase.. but i saw him and Dec Donally two days ago in town. "
Did you? I have seen them once, they are phenomenally small aren't they? Like little geordie gnomes! |
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"How soon can you be here?
I need a hand folding some sheets.
Madam you are full of sheet! 
Well ya did ask! Or should that be arse-k?"
There is a joke in there about arses and sheets but due to my low IQ and fleeting attention span, I can't put my finger up it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle? 
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)"
True living with all them blokes she must be! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ooh with that delicious looking bum I may even add a fried egg into the mix...lol 
Wow! Anyone have any further offers?
We have bacon buttie with fried onion and fried egg going once..."
bacon burger for me please,no cheese errrrrrr.  |
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)
True living with all them blokes she must be!"
and that skirt! well I never!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)
True living with all them blokes she must be!
and that skirt! well I never! "
The clue is in her name and song... Upsy Daisy, here I cum... I'm the only upsy one |
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"Who wants me!!!!
Iggle piggle?
No I'm straight it will always be Upsy Daisie for me, what a gal! (and a little slutty)
True living with all them blokes she must be!
and that skirt! well I never!
The clue is in her name and song... Upsy Daisy, here I cum... I'm the only upsy one"
What a hussie! I love her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants me!!!!I do get over here x
Jo you know there is no one else for me but you! x
(Pssst! To other female forumers, I think you are hot too)"
Well your HOT and i bet full of it , lol xx |
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"Who wants me!!!!I do get over here x
Jo you know there is no one else for me but you! x
(Pssst! To other female forumers, I think you are hot too) Well your HOT and i bet full of it , lol xx "
Why thank you Jo and I would gladly empty it all over you x
and by that, I mean my testicles during sexual intercourse. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight 
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx "
deal
*puts toastie machine away* |
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
deal
*puts toastie machine away* "
I too approve this scenario |
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"Who wants me!!!!
How long does it take to get from the Night Garden to Mr. Bloom's garden - carrying on from some of the thread lol  "
That Mr. Bloom is a right pikey. I wouldn't let him near Upsy Daisy.
Anyway I'm not sure how to measure the distance to each garden.
I took the little sail down then I lit the little light and now I can't find the they way out of the garden in the night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who wants me!!!!
How long does it take to get from the Night Garden to Mr. Bloom's garden - carrying on from some of the thread lol
That Mr. Bloom is a right pikey. I wouldn't let him near Upsy Daisy.
Anyway I'm not sure how to measure the distance to each garden.
I took the little sail down then I lit the little light and now I can't find the they way out of the garden in the night "
thats cos your nawty and never go to bed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
deal
*puts toastie machine away*
I too approve this scenario "
your only want us for the sarnies dont you?  |
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
deal
*puts toastie machine away*
I too approve this scenario
your only want us for the sarnies dont you? "
What can I say. I'm not the first man to use sex to reward women for making sandwiches. It's a tradition older than time. |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"Who wants me!!!!
go on then, ive nothing better on tonight
Do you have any sandwiches? if she dont. I will make and come too the party , lol xx
deal
*puts toastie machine away*
I too approve this scenario
your only want us for the sarnies dont you?
What can I say. I'm not the first man to use sex to reward women for making sandwiches. It's a tradition older than time."
umm I am most put out,,, I once worked in a cafe and made loads of sarnies.. and never once got paid in sex...
why didnt anyone tell me this.....  |
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