"Well let me help you there 
Stay clear from the London area because we clearly don’t roll like that.
We do have lots of tits here though  more than welcome to come have a feel around "
Funny you should say this cause a lady I was chatting to says London like it up em, especially after a few shandies.
I will take you up on the offer of a feel of the tits  |
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"When it’s safe I’m thinking of a road trip to the most promiscuous places. I’m looking for tips were to visit. PS they must have lots of tits
Love and Peace  "
Yeah I'm sure Women will be queueing up for you calling them all Whores |
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"Well let me help you there
Stay clear from the London area because we clearly don’t roll like that.
We do have lots of tits here though more than welcome to come have a feel around
Funny you should say this cause a lady I was chatting to says London like it up em, especially after a few shandies.
I will take you up on the offer of a feel of the tits "
You must have been chatting to a fake profile....lies I tell you!!! All lies
Surely the shandy part gives it away??
I’ll gather a line of tits for you when you come down
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"Don't know about tits but there are two curious villages in England.. Fingeringhoe and ...Wetwang
Wetwang?? Fark orf
Yep. Yorkshire.
There’s a Slag Lane near me "
I started googling rude places in Britain now and it came up with Dumb Woman's Lane..  |
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"When it’s safe I’m thinking of a road trip to the most promiscuous places. I’m looking for tips were to visit. PS they must have lots of tits
Love and Peace
Yeah I'm sure Women will be queueing up for you calling them all Whores "
They queuing now, very very social distanced I must say |
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"Don't know about tits but there are two curious villages in England.. Fingeringhoe and ...Wetwang
Wetwang?? Fark orf
Yep. Yorkshire.
There’s a Slag Lane near me
I started googling rude places in Britain now and it came up with Dumb Woman's Lane.. "
Must be horrid living down lane
Imagine giving your address to someone |
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"Well let me help you there
Stay clear from the London area because we clearly don’t roll like that.
We do have lots of tits here though more than welcome to come have a feel around
Funny you should say this cause a lady I was chatting to says London like it up em, especially after a few shandies.
I will take you up on the offer of a feel of the tits
You must have been chatting to a fake profile....lies I tell you!!! All lies
Surely the shandy part gives it away??
I’ll gather a line of tits for you when you come down
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I can never tell a fake profile cause I’m new to here. She did say there’ll be tits waiting for me when I visit down under |
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"When it’s safe I’m thinking of a road trip to the most promiscuous places. I’m looking for tips were to visit. PS they must have lots of tits
Love and Peace "
Struggling to think of any boob related locations, but plenty of willy ones come to mind.
How about a nice trip to Cockington? No..? How does Penistone take your fancy? |
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"When it’s safe I’m thinking of a road trip to the most promiscuous places. I’m looking for tips were to visit. PS they must have lots of tits
Love and Peace
Struggling to think of any boob related locations, but plenty of willy ones come to mind.
How about a nice trip to Cockington? No..? How does Penistone take your fancy? "
Is that near Cockermouth? |
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There used to be a great fish and chip shop in Wetwang. (Not many tits)
Wipmawomagate, short for whip my woman gate in York. (I've not seen any boobies there either).
Le cap dagde in France, masses of chesticles!!! |
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"When it’s safe I’m thinking of a road trip to the most promiscuous places. I’m looking for tips were to visit. PS they must have lots of tits
Love and Peace
Struggling to think of any boob related locations, but plenty of willy ones come to mind.
How about a nice trip to Cockington? No..? How does Penistone take your fancy? "
I’m sure you could think of a few  |
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"Well let me help you there
Stay clear from the London area because we clearly don’t roll like that.
We do have lots of tits here though more than welcome to come have a feel around
Funny you should say this cause a lady I was chatting to says London like it up em, especially after a few shandies.
I will take you up on the offer of a feel of the tits
You must have been chatting to a fake profile....lies I tell you!!! All lies
Surely the shandy part gives it away??
I’ll gather a line of tits for you when you come down
I can never tell a fake profile cause I’m new to here. She did say there’ll be tits waiting for me when I visit down under "
That’s not what your profile tells me Mr.
She’s too kind to you |
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"There used to be a great fish and chip shop in Wetwang. (Not many tits)
Wipmawomagate, short for whip my woman gate in York. (I've not seen any boobies there either).
Le cap dagde in France, masses of chesticles!!!"
I’m packing my bag as we speak |
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"Well let me help you there
Stay clear from the London area because we clearly don’t roll like that.
We do have lots of tits here though more than welcome to come have a feel around
Funny you should say this cause a lady I was chatting to says London like it up em, especially after a few shandies.
I will take you up on the offer of a feel of the tits
You must have been chatting to a fake profile....lies I tell you!!! All lies
Surely the shandy part gives it away??
I’ll gather a line of tits for you when you come down
I can never tell a fake profile cause I’m new to here. She did say there’ll be tits waiting for me when I visit down under
That’s not what your profile tells me Mr.
She’s too kind to you "
What can I say, I’m a very lucky guy |
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"Well let me help you there
Stay clear from the London area because we clearly don’t roll like that.
We do have lots of tits here though more than welcome to come have a feel around
Funny you should say this cause a lady I was chatting to says London like it up em, especially after a few shandies.
I will take you up on the offer of a feel of the tits
You must have been chatting to a fake profile....lies I tell you!!! All lies
Surely the shandy part gives it away??
I’ll gather a line of tits for you when you come down
I can never tell a fake profile cause I’m new to here. She did say there’ll be tits waiting for me when I visit down under
That’s not what your profile tells me Mr.
She’s too kind to you
What can I say, I’m a very lucky guy "
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