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over a year ago
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I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.
#I'veGotAFreshBum |
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"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.
#I'veGotAFreshBum"
Happy Bday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.
#I'veGotAFreshBum"
Hoping no one flushes the toilet downstairs at the same time, oooofftt  |
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"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions 
You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.
Amazon do them"
I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions
You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.
Amazon do them
I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter "
It gives me a semi-colon
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"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.
#I'veGotAFreshBum"
Might do that myself shortly |
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"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions
You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.
Amazon do them
I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter
It gives me a semi-colon
c====;"
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"I put the chrome pipe in the hole on special occasions
You can buy special attachments to screw on in place of the shower head to give yourself an enema.
Amazon do them
I like the feel of the thread breaking through my sphincter
It gives me a semi-colon
c====;
c=====8 more like "
Impressive semi  |
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My parents have a geeat shower....1 over head showet with 5 nozzles at various heights and angles...you can adjyst the jets from them too...i love it with a very high pressure single jet aimed at my bell end and one at my arsehole and balls....reminds me of the japanes toilets with built in bidet type things...awesome feeling! |
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Wow Jim, lol, that's a lot of detail. I made myself orgasm with flowing water once, I was quite surprised it worked actually. Just a pouring stream of water landing on my clit from a little height for 5 minutes, and boom! Job done lol |
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"Wow Jim, lol, that's a lot of detail. I made myself orgasm with flowing water once, I was quite surprised it worked actually. Just a pouring stream of water landing on my clit from a little height for 5 minutes, and boom! Job done lol"
Hmmm would 5 minute urination stream work too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like nothing more than to take the shower head from the dripping tiled wall. Hook the chrome contraption underneath my legs, past my cleansed junk. And deluge my bumhole with warm water.
#I'veGotAFreshBum
Might do that myself shortly "
How's your bum? |
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"Wow Jim, lol, that's a lot of detail. I made myself orgasm with flowing water once, I was quite surprised it worked actually. Just a pouring stream of water landing on my clit from a little height for 5 minutes, and boom! Job done lol"
I need a new shower. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My parents have a geeat shower....1 over head showet with 5 nozzles at various heights and angles...you can adjyst the jets from them too...i love it with a very high pressure single jet aimed at my bell end and one at my arsehole and balls....reminds me of the japanes toilets with built in bidet type things...awesome feeling!"
You sound like someone Jarvis Cocker would write a song about. |
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"If it's a fixed showerhead do you do a handstand Jim?
Yes, butt very carefully.
Jim, please can you take a photo next time?"
I've got some ideas for some photos. Just gotta find the motivation to do them. |
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"If it's a fixed showerhead do you do a handstand Jim?
Yes, butt very carefully.
Jim, please can you take a photo next time?
I've got some ideas for some photos. Just gotta find the motivation to do them."
I'd have thought blasting yourself up the bum with high pressure H2O would have been motivation enough  |
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