My partner and I would own and run it and it would be in somewhere warm like Greece or the Maldives, maybe even in Cap D'Agde.
The decor would be stylish and classy, like a Greek or Roman temple, with an organic vegan restaurant, a bar serving a combination of cocktails and energy juices and a dancefloor playing a mix of trance, techno and indie.
There would be an outdoor pool (surrounded by four poster beds), sauna and a massage area with an expert on hand to teach and assist in tantric sex.
There would be themed rooms - one like an old Soho peepshow, another with a waterbed, another in Victorian style with a four-poster, another with a glory hole, another being a dark room and grope box, another with BDSM equipment, another resembling a classroom. There would be a women-only room, a men-only room and a free-for-all room.
It would be couples only, except on selected bi nights. However, single females would be permitted as long as they were podium dancers for the first couple of hours of the evening before being let loose from their cages to join as they wish later on.
A limited number of single men would be permitted as long as they were completely naked, served at the bar and restaurant and were willing to be at the beck and call of the couples throughout the evening, sexual or otherwise.
There would be themed nights each week. One would be naturist, one would be sexy evening wear, another would be a bi night, another would be a gangbang night (single men obviously permitted that night), another would be couples only with an old-fashioned keys in fruitbowl scenario.
There would also be hotel rooms for hire with different exotic themes. Such as a spaceship,a dungeon, like a train carriage, a bedhoian tent, coffin room, mirrored wall, ceiling and floor, a pornography room where sex scenes are constantly played in different screens, a voyeur room with glass walls so everyone can see what you are doing... |
