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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst I know you're joking, because I know you pretty well now, other men who are perhaps new to the forums won't understand that you're joking and might think this is an acceptable way to talk to women on here.
Hence the last guy, who you borrowed this line from.
It's a down vote from me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho.
Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge  "
Didn’t you read..He has that on the mighty fuckbook.  |
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"Whilst I know you're joking, because I know you pretty well now, other men who are perhaps new to the forums won't understand that you're joking and might think this is an acceptable way to talk to women on here.
Hence the last guy, who you borrowed this line from.
It's a down vote from me!"
No banging for you then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace  "
Join fb dating dating, I hear the queues are longer than Aldi's during panic buying |
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Join fb dating dating, I hear the queues are longer than Aldi's during panic buying "
I don’t know why I didn’t think of FB dating before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Join fb dating dating, I hear the queues are longer than Aldi's during panic buying
I don’t know why I didn’t think of FB dating before "
I only learnt about the untapped potential of fb dating this morning myself, it sounds like the promised land |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho.
Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube  "
And wellies! |
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?."
Smallest to largest hole works best |
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho.
Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube
And wellies! "
Why on earth do you need wellies? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho.
Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube
And wellies!
Why on earth do you need wellies?
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Because if they don't wear wellies it won't touch the sides  |
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best "
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw  |
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"Didn't go down well for the last chap tho.
Are you sure? By all accounts he's knee deep in clunge
Knee deep! That's one up from fisting.
Lots of lube
And wellies!
Why on earth do you need wellies?
Because if they don't wear wellies it won't touch the sides "
Correct |
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw "
What???  |
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw
What??? "
We can choose a different date, where you’re not dipping in and out of different sized holes 
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw
What???
We can choose a different date, where you’re not dipping in and out of different sized holes
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it’ll be like the game whac-a-mole |
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"Ladies if you’d like to be banged then please make an orderly queue over there. Thank you.
Love and Peace
Is it age before beauty or do you want us in alphabetical order?.
Smallest to largest hole works best
Well that comment made me chuckle.
I’m out btw
What???
We can choose a different date, where you’re not dipping in and out of different sized holes
it’ll be like the game whac-a-mole "
Oh how charming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I take a ticket? Xx
It’ll be a short queue plus I never thought that far ahead "
Not so short if everyone is standing two metres apart in that line. |
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"The "banging" offers have been flooding in ...
I should’ve tried this approach a lot earlier in my fab life "
Let it be a lesson to all the Fab men out there , ask and you shall received , especially on FB dating |
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