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By *uke olovingman OP Man over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm in a Limerick mood

Let's have a Limerick and rhyme competition

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By *uke olovingman OP Man over a year ago

Gravesend

Careful when you mention fabswingers

Try not to offend any mi***rs

You can talk about boobs

And tasty young noobs

And god forbid upsetting gingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to this crazy forum land, make sure you behave or you'll get banned, a good place for a flirt and a perve, but some folk you just gotta swerve. That's fabswingers, where the people are grand.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

There was an old twat called Grumpy

Who sometimes gets very Jumpy

He's fell off a Ladder

It's made him Madder

As he's now all battered and Lumpy

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By *uke olovingman OP Man over a year ago

Gravesend

"Welcome to this crazy forum land, make sure you behave or you'll get banned, a good place for a flirt and a perve, but some folk you just gotta swerve. That's fabswingers, where the people are grand.

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imperfection ... it reveals such a flaw,

Let's banish this word out the door,

So here's a revelation

Let’s add some punctuation

I'm Perfection, this phrase I adore!

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Here's one I wrote..

On a date with a girl named Maria

I ordered a giant tortilla

I added too much

Spice and chilli and such

And left early with bad diarrhea.

Luke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought id check fabswingers real quick

Till a guy said hed like a limerick

I started to sob

Till i checked out his nob

And now im feeling quite sick

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

There was man from Devon

Whose face when sat on was heaven

With a whip crack and yeehaw

He happily suffered numb jaw

And he’s taking bookings from seven

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By *uke olovingman OP Man over a year ago

Gravesend

There once was a grumpy fucknugget

Had a knob but he just wouldn't tug it

He enticed lots of girls

With beads and with pearls

To take it in turns just to suck it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There once was a grumpy fucknugget

Had a knob but he just wouldn't tug it

He enticed lots of girls

With beads and with pearls

To take it in turns just to suck it

"

Haha

ill take that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the one from The Crown

There was a young woman from Dallas,

Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.

They found her vagina, in North Carolina,

And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.

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By *eigh guyMan over a year ago

wigan

There are a lot of girls who are amazing chicks

Who love to talk the talk and aren’t thick

They plan to meet

And when they take a seat

Spread their legs to show 2 balls and a dick !!

Bum bum

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