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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The latest batch of usernames have been released by the algorithm.
£5 each or 3 for £15
The New Norman
DS Bed Tastings
The Disclaimers
Phil The Geek
Andre The Pedant
Kent Boppers
God Save The Peen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please 
£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.
On it  "
The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:
Suck Cede
Annie Cede
Cede Vicious |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please
£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.
On it
The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:
Suck Cede
Annie Cede
Cede Vicious"
Ooohhhh decisions decisions |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please
£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.
On it
The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:
Suck Cede
Annie Cede
Cede Vicious
Ooohhhh decisions decisions "
Cede Vicious is unforgettable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is Shitty Pants available? I'd like a new username.
If you look at the top photos, you'll see that Shitty Pants has sadly been taken.
 Can you check the algorithm again please? "
The algorithm has spat out the following for you:
Meli Addicts
Fora Batty
Voice of the Balls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a bespoke one please...
Thinking something along the lines of VirginVaginagirl if the algorithm allows.
(After this year it is rather apt)"
Hold'em Virginia
Virginia Splayed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a bespoke one please...
Thinking something along the lines of VirginVaginagirl if the algorithm allows.
(After this year it is rather apt)
Hold'em Virginia
Virginia Splayed"
I’ll take them both please... bank transfer on the way  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a bespoke one please...
Thinking something along the lines of VirginVaginagirl if the algorithm allows.
(After this year it is rather apt)
Hold'em Virginia
Virginia Splayed
I’ll take them both please... bank transfer on the way "
SOLD!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel like these names would mostly suit men. I need a girly name, please, any suggestions for me?
Sheriff of Squattingham is free?"
Hahahaha I love this |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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The algorithm has spat out the following for you:
Meli Addicts
Fora Batty
Voice of the Balls"
Voice of the Balls is the name I didn't know I needed until I read it.
Thanks algorithm, you're spitting out some beauts.
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please
£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.
On it
The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:
Suck Cede
Annie Cede
Cede Vicious
Ooohhhh decisions decisions
Cede Vicious is unforgettable "
That's what I'm leaning too aswell allow I'm a pussycat really  |
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"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?"
Out of interest, what sort of backup and recovery system are you running on your primary username? If it fails, are you looking for an automated hot standby or just rely on documented manual invocation? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?
Beauty and the East
East Bender
East Infection
q6545
I like East Infection. Sold."
Another satisfied customer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?
Out of interest, what sort of backup and recovery system are you running on your primary username? If it fails, are you looking for an automated hot standby or just rely on documented manual invocation?"
I use Google's Cloud-based Username and Personality Backup system. If I paid extra I could get the ability to tweak it and return as a whole different user. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.
Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.
Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like a backup username what would the algorithim suggest?
Out of interest, what sort of backup and recovery system are you running on your primary username? If it fails, are you looking for an automated hot standby or just rely on documented manual invocation?"
I use the patented BacksackandcrackUp technology. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.
Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.
Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please?"
The following bespoke names are available:
Special Branch
Happy Stump Day
Mix Jagger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me "
Bruce's Muse?
Iron Maiden wrote a few songs about Charlotte the Harlot, 22 Acacia Avenue, Charlotte the Harlot, Hooks in you and From here to eternity.
You probably didn't need to know all that though.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.
Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.
Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please?
The following bespoke names are available:
Special Branch
Happy Stump Day
Mix Jagger"
I'll take Special Branch. Cheque in the post ok? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me "
Posh Manc
Charlotte Phwoarkins
That's your Harlot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a standby name in case I bail out again and someone steals this one when my back is turned.
Granted, that didn't happen in the last 18 months but you need to plan for every eventuality.
Can I bid on a Premium Name (that doesn't involve Pounder / Destroyer) please?
The following bespoke names are available:
Special Branch
Happy Stump Day
Mix Jagger
I'll take Special Branch. Cheque in the post ok?"
SOLD! |
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"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me
Bruce's Muse?
Iron Maiden wrote a few songs about Charlotte the Harlot, 22 Acacia Avenue, Charlotte the Harlot, Hooks in you and From here to eternity.
You probably didn't need to know all that though.
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Haha, the link is a bit too tenuous for me given I’m not into Iron Maiden, soz |
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"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me
Posh Manc
Charlotte Phwoarkins
That's your Harlot"
Ooo I like them all, can you cut me a deal? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me
Posh Manc
Charlotte Phwoarkins
That's your Harlot
Ooo I like them all, can you cut me a deal? "
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"OMG this thread was the chuckle I needed today I’ve recently changed my username inspired by the tv series Harlots, but curious to know what the algorithm would suggest for me
Posh Manc
Charlotte Phwoarkins
That's your Harlot
Ooo I like them all, can you cut me a deal?
DM to discuss "
Touché |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fabs version of Claims Errect took me to court and made me remove my Dixie Normous username as apparently it was false advertisement.
So I'm up for buying a new one as the one I've got at the moment is a bit immature.
You haven't got Rek Tom Recker for sale have you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fabs version of Claims Errect took me to court and made me remove my Dixie Normous username as apparently it was false advertisement.
So I'm up for buying a new one as the one I've got at the moment is a bit immature.
You haven't got Rek Tom Recker for sale have you? "
I'm afraid not. For you though, the following are available:
Chase Winger
Cannock Chameleon
Chaseon Donovan
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fabs version of Claims Errect took me to court and made me remove my Dixie Normous username as apparently it was false advertisement.
So I'm up for buying a new one as the one I've got at the moment is a bit immature.
You haven't got Rek Tom Recker for sale have you?
I'm afraid not. For you though, the following are available:
Chase Winger
Cannock Chameleon
Chaseon Donovan
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SOLD! SOLD! SOLD!
1 Chase Minger username purchased.
Cheers matey.
The 33 dollar love you long time Travers Cheque is in the post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some new ones hot of the press, come get yours before they go.
DickRodwell
ICanSeeYourPixels
LactoseTheIntolerent
CourtesyFlush
LOWERCASE DUDE
CoolStoryBro
SuckMyFatOne
HotButteryPopcorn
AssThatWontQuit
JennyForTheCock
VolvoVontz
LowerYourExpectations
RodDickwell
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good to see Courtesy Flush move on with her life after what happened to Kurt.
Need some more suggestions for the ladies "
The algorithm says:
Meghan Sparkle
Ginger Todgers
Chesty La Rue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good to see Courtesy Flush move on with her life after what happened to Kurt.
Need some more suggestions for the ladies "
SurreySeemsToBeTheHardestCock
FastAndTheBiCurious
FluffyCookie
AshleySaidWhat
CoolShirtBra
Avocadorable
AverageForumUser
ElfishParsley
TeaBaggins
FurReal
CherryPicked
AnitaDick
E. Norma Stits |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Is there any other options? Can I have something bespoke please
£10 for a bespoke one. DM for details.
On it
The algorithm has produced the following bespoke usernames:
Suck Cede
Annie Cede
Cede Vicious
Ooohhhh decisions decisions "
Just add a “y” to your existing name. You can have that one for free |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread Do me! Do me!
Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please 
Mrs kf x"
I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:
Scotch Leg
Tartan Vicar
Thighland Fling |
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"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread Do me! Do me!
Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please
Mrs kf x
I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:
Scotch Leg
Tartan Vicar
Thighland Fling"
Your algorithm is quite marvellous - well, it would be if I were Scottish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread Do me! Do me!
Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please
Mrs kf x
I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:
Scotch Leg
Tartan Vicar
Thighland Fling
Your algorithm is quite marvellous - well, it would be if I were Scottish "
It works off GPS unless you're a nominal and we've got your DNA on the database. |
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"OMG, Estragon, you have excelled yourself with this absolute cracker of a thread Do me! Do me!
Also, I'd like some bespoke suggestions please
Mrs kf x
I have passed your kind words on to the algorithm. He has replied in kind:
Scotch Leg
Tartan Vicar
Thighland Fling
Your algorithm is quite marvellous - well, it would be if I were Scottish
It works off GPS unless you're a nominal and we've got your DNA on the database. "
That's a bit of a problem. Time to upgrade the algorithm? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump!
I need a bespoke one OP?
Algorithm says:
Frances Rossi
Lateral Flow Tess
Rossa Rachel
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I think your algorithm wants to give me an identity crisis! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bump!
I need a bespoke one OP?
Algorithm says:
Frances Rossi
Lateral Flow Tess
Rossa Rachel
I think your algorithm wants to give me an identity crisis!"
Three solid names there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would never change my name because let's be honest, it is amazing.
However, I would be interested to see what you can come up with "
The algorithm says you've had more than enough over the years but here are a couple more:
Quim'll Fix It
Wander Woman
The Wandering Quimstrel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll give you my socks for a new one
Mmm. Socks 
Faecal Attraction
The Impossible Cream
Crunchy Butt Pornflakes"
You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll give you my socks for a new one
Mmm. Socks
Faecal Attraction
The Impossible Cream
Crunchy Butt Pornflakes
You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer. "
Oh Faecal Attraction  and you're giving all this away for free!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll give you my socks for a new one
Mmm. Socks
Faecal Attraction
The Impossible Cream
Crunchy Butt Pornflakes
You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer.
Oh Faecal Attraction and you're giving all this away for free!! "
Not quite free. Socks please. |
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Still chuckling my head off at this thread A friend of a friend wants to write a sitcom about the swinging world after I’ve mistakenly told her a few choice tales. I suspect she may want to use some of the names generated |
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"I'll give you my socks for a new one
Mmm. Socks
Faecal Attraction
The Impossible Cream
Crunchy Butt Pornflakes
You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer.
Oh Faecal Attraction and you're giving all this away for free!! "
Wait, does this mean Crunchy Butt Pornflakes is going begging? Me please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll give you my socks for a new one
Mmm. Socks
Faecal Attraction
The Impossible Cream
Crunchy Butt Pornflakes
You can also have Crunchy Butt Flusters if you prefer.
Oh Faecal Attraction and you're giving all this away for free!!
Wait, does this mean Crunchy Butt Pornflakes is going begging? Me please! "
SOLD! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would never change my name because let's be honest, it is amazing.
However, I would be interested to see what you can come up with
The algorithm says you've had more than enough over the years but here are a couple more:
Quim'll Fix It
Wander Woman
The Wandering Quimstrel"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last time we did this I was stuck with the name ‘unlos’ for weeks 
Jesus Rach Christ
I Know What You Did Last Somerset
Cuntry Bumpkin"
Why I thought it’d be funny, I have no idea. No one knew who I was for a week  |
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"Last time we did this I was stuck with the name ‘unlos’ for weeks
Jesus Rach Christ
I Know What You Did Last Somerset
Cuntry Bumpkin"
OMG I’m killing myself laughing again at these If swingers clubs did stand up nights, I’m sure you could be the Tim Vine equivalent |
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"The latest batch of usernames have been released by the algorithm.
£5 each or 3 for £15
The New Norman
DS Bed Tastings
The Disclaimers
Phil The Geek
Andre The Pedant
Kent Boppers
God Save The Peen"
Poundshop Ricky Gervais |
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"The latest batch of usernames have been released by the algorithm.
£5 each or 3 for £15
The New Norman
DS Bed Tastings
The Disclaimers
Phil The Geek
Andre The Pedant
Kent Boppers
God Save The Peen"
OP I need perking up with some more hilarious suggestions from the algorithm |
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