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By *ookie46 OP Woman
over a year ago
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After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right  ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down  |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down "
Just need to be imaginative about what you stick in it  |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
Just need to be imaginative about what you stick in it "
What would you suggest? |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down "
You need a dry tosser |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its false advertising and I'm livid!
I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!
Then your tomatoes would get bruised though"
Not if I spin in gently  |
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By *ookie46 OP Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
You need a dry tosser "
Can you get those in IKEA |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down "
awww the extreme minutiae of the covid conversation |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down "
I hope it wasn't a Swedish salad spinner?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
Just need to be imaginative about what you stick in it
What would you suggest?"
What are you willing to sacrifice???  |
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By *ookie46 OP Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down awww the extreme minutiae of the covid conversation "
Got to get our kicks somewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its false advertising and I'm livid!
I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!
Then your tomatoes would get bruised though
Not if I spin in gently
Then how well spun would it be? "
Well thats not the point!
It should be called a salad drier! |
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By *ookie46 OP Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
I hope it wasn't a Swedish salad spinner?! "
I was worried I’d need the urban dictionary for this |
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"Its false advertising and I'm livid!
I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!
Then your tomatoes would get bruised though
Not if I spin in gently
Then how well spun would it be?
Well thats not the point!
It should be called a salad drier!"
You should write a strongly worded complaint letter |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down "
I find that a salad spinner is a good way to dry my phallic shaped vegetables after washing then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its false advertising and I'm livid!
I want it mix my salad not dry my damp lettuce!
Then your tomatoes would get bruised though
Not if I spin in gently
Then how well spun would it be?
Well thats not the point!
It should be called a salad drier!
You should write a strongly worded complaint letter"
Ohhh I'm gonna!! |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
You need a dry tosser
Can you get those in IKEA "
I have no idea, I just toss with my hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
You need a dry tosser
Can you get those in IKEA
I have no idea, I just toss with my hands"
I hope you wash them first! |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
You need a dry tosser
Can you get those in IKEA
I have no idea, I just toss with my hands
I hope you wash them first!"
I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing |
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By *ookie46 OP Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
You need a dry tosser
Can you get those in IKEA
I have no idea, I just toss with my hands
I hope you wash them first!
I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing "
Freshly sanitised hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
You need a dry tosser
Can you get those in IKEA
I have no idea, I just toss with my hands
I hope you wash them first!
I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing "
good hygiene is essential when tossing. |
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"After a conversation tonight with friends discussing the use of a salad tossed/spinner ( I know exciting right ) we’ve come to the conclusion the name is false advertising ...... all it really does is dry your lettuce
We feel so let down
You need a dry tosser
Can you get those in IKEA
I have no idea, I just toss with my hands
I hope you wash them first!
I always make sure my hands are germ free before I commence tossing
good hygiene is essential when tossing. "
Definitely, especially if someone is putting it in their mouth after it's been well tossed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you. 
I need saving
On my way! Who should I fight?
Bring your sword "
Sure! Let me grind the rust out first! |
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By *ookie46 OP Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.
I need saving
On my way! Who should I fight?
Bring your sword
Sure! Let me grind the rust out first!"
Did you leave it out in the rain |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"They are bloody marvellous though.
Before I got one my salads were soggy.
Ohhhh hang on! Do they make salad crisper?"
They take all the moisture from the leaves, so I suppose they do.
I love mine |
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"I have to say I'm very impressed some with the innuendos on this thread. "
She asked me for an innuendo...so I gave her one...oh .. that was a double entendre....oh I must have given her another one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lettuce used to be used as a traditional remedy for mastitis when women couldn’t breast feed - wet lettuce leaves layered on the breasts.
Sounds a bit kinky |
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By *ookie46 OP Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"I have to say I'm very impressed some with the innuendos on this thread.
She asked me for an innuendo...so I gave her one...oh .. that was a double entendre....oh I must have given her another one "
I was going to say ..... giving me one .... is that all |
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"Are you alright, Biscuit? Tell me you lost a bet, I’m worried about you.
I need saving
On my way! Who should I fight?
Bring your sword
Sure! Let me grind the rust out first!
Did you leave it out in the rain "
If he did then he should have made sure to give it a toss now and then |
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"I have to say I'm very impressed some with the innuendos on this thread.
She asked me for an innuendo...so I gave her one...oh .. that was a double entendre....oh I must have given her another one
I was going to say ..... giving me one .... is that all "
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