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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm getting way to much attention from horny women.Yes I'm really hot.Yes I value sex but I also value my feelings.
All I'm getting is randy women trying it on so they can ride my stunning body like a stolen hire bike.No feelings nothing.Just trying to get there filthy way with me.
Is there any advice on how I could tone my profile down as all this attention is emotionally draining and hurting my sensitivitys. |
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Make your pics even more blurry? 
On a serious note we really appreciate profiles with some effort in the pictures, clear, well lit pics x
BTW you had that guy on the other thread going hahaha x was hilarious x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Laugh all of you.
Wicked heartless people the lot of you.
Its not you lot crying yourself to sleep at night thinking they can't see my pain.There's a delicate amazing extremely good looking person behind this profile that has lots of feelings.Thanks for your advice on how to make my profile less stunning.Thanks a lot NOT!
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
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"Laugh all of you.
Wicked heartless people the lot of you.
Its not you lot crying yourself to sleep at night thinking they can't see my pain.There's a delicate amazing extremely good looking person behind this profile that has lots of feelings.Thanks for your advice on how to make my profile less stunning.Thanks a lot NOT!
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Oh, there's someone else?
Can I have his number pls?  |
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I find it helps to focus your intentions on a profile OP. My top tips:
Photos; have a range of them, yes you can have your manhood there , but have some full length body pictures, a face pic can help (or in my case hinder).
Text; breaking this down into stages, 3 is good:
About you, physically (not just about your”fella”
About you, interests (not just sexual)
About your preferred partner, the kind of person you are looking for (physically AND emotional outlook).
Imagining yourself as scar helps(weird, I know) how would you describe it to someone you wanted to sell it too, and explain what kind of potential new owner it would suit |
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Hiding yourself may be the only option. Staffordshire is renowned for its highly sexed animals, so you could consider moving somewhere else. Fancy digging a tunnel? You might find another Staffordshire Hoard and come out dishevelled, dirty and smelly, which some will find a small deterrent. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for your comments.Some are helpful some are just down right hurtful just caused tears to run down my beautiful face and drip into my open bag of rainbow drops.
I guess I just need a woman or women that's are not looking to used me for my pure sex appeal and mind blowing irresistible good looks and amazing body.
It would be perfect if she looked like me. |
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"Thanks for your comments.Some are helpful some are just down right hurtful just caused tears to run down my beautiful face and drip into my open bag of rainbow drops.
I guess I just need a woman or women that's are not looking to used me for my pure sex appeal and mind blowing irresistible good looks and amazing body.
It would be perfect if she looked like me."
Wank in the mirror?? 
But loving rainbow drops....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks for your comments.Some are helpful some are just down right hurtful just caused tears to run down my beautiful face and drip into my open bag of rainbow drops.
I guess I just need a woman or women that's are not looking to used me for my pure sex appeal and mind blowing irresistible good looks and amazing body.
It would be perfect if she looked like me.
Wank in the mirror??
But loving rainbow drops.... "
Rainbow drops are the food of warriors.
-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Thanks for your comments.Some are helpful some are just down right hurtful just caused tears to run down my beautiful face and drip into my open bag of rainbow drops.
I guess I just need a woman or women that's are not looking to used me for my pure sex appeal and mind blowing irresistible good looks and amazing body.
It would be perfect if she looked like me.
Wank in the mirror??
But loving rainbow drops....
Rainbow drops are the food of warriors.
-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will you be leaving your self a verification?"
Just did there above you.I did it in here to show off about how good I am.oh and admin said no I can't do that officially in the official way as in there jealous I've just had sex with me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon."
Put this on your profile! x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Will you be leaving your self a verification?
Just did there above you.I did it in here to show off about how good I am.oh and admin said no I can't do that officially in the official way as in there jealous I've just had sex with me."
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Thanks for your comments.Some are helpful some are just down right hurtful just caused tears to run down my beautiful face and drip into my open bag of rainbow drops.
I guess I just need a woman or women that's are not looking to used me for my pure sex appeal and mind blowing irresistible good looks and amazing body.
It would be perfect if she looked like me."
Then you need to slap on some lipstick and look in the mirror |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Thanks for your comments.Some are helpful some are just down right hurtful just caused tears to run down my beautiful face and drip into my open bag of rainbow drops.
I guess I just need a woman or women that's are not looking to used me for my pure sex appeal and mind blowing irresistible good looks and amazing body.
It would be perfect if she looked like me.
Then you need to slap on some lipstick and look in the mirror "
I do x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon.
Put this on your profile! x"
Facebook or fab? x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon.
Put this on your profile! x
Facebook or fab? x "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon.
Put this on your profile! x
Facebook or fab? x "
All of them! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon.
Put this on your profile! x
Facebook or fab? x
All of them!"
Mark sukerturd said no its illegal
Admiminge here said no it's stupid
But Mavis in accounts at work said its fine to put it on the notice board.
See what I mean your all heartless here.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Absolutely outstanding profile op, I can see where I'm going wrong now and will be sure to get as close as I can but you've really raised the bar "
One day you MIGHT get close matey just might.Firstly Lose the lfc thing as that's really off putting to anyone with eyes and taste.Sculpture your body and soul into a work of art like mine.
Be warned though it comes with a down side.You will have to have no ego like me
Oh and they will try to steal your precious seed.So beware and be warned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon.
Put this on your profile! x
Facebook or fab? x
All of them!
Mark sukerturd said no its illegal
Admiminge here said no it's stupid
But Mavis in accounts at work said its fine to put it on the notice board.
See what I mean your all heartless here.
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Just tell zucker you'll send him nudes. Or I can give you the link to his dad's profile (where I usually go) and make zucker your stepson.
Go with Mavis she knows what she is talking about.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Absolutely outstanding profile op, I can see where I'm going wrong now and will be sure to get as close as I can but you've really raised the bar "
Um. Sorry I got a little carried away with your photos. They are quite impressive  |
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"Absolutely outstanding profile op, I can see where I'm going wrong now and will be sure to get as close as I can but you've really raised the bar
One day you MIGHT get close matey just might.Firstly Lose the lfc thing as that's really off putting to anyone with eyes and taste.Sculpture your body and soul into a work of art like mine.
Be warned though it comes with a down side.You will have to have no ego like me
Oh and they will try to steal your precious seed.So beware and be warned."
I just don't think I'm cut out for it bud and I've planted enough seeds already |
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"Absolutely outstanding profile op, I can see where I'm going wrong now and will be sure to get as close as I can but you've really raised the bar
Um. Sorry I got a little carried away with your photos. They are quite impressive "
Thank you very much and no need to apologise  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Absolutely outstanding profile op, I can see where I'm going wrong now and will be sure to get as close as I can but you've really raised the bar
Um. Sorry I got a little carried away with your photos. They are quite impressive "
As are yours x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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-verification to myself-
Met up with this work of art today infront of the mirror.We arranged to just pout but it soon turned into knocking a round off.
He's so good looking and has the body of a adonis.
The sex was amazing and will definitely be meeting up with him there again soon.
Put this on your profile! x
Facebook or fab? x
All of them!
Mark sukerturd said no its illegal
Admiminge here said no it's stupid
But Mavis in accounts at work said its fine to put it on the notice board.
See what I mean your all heartless here.
Just tell zucker you'll send him nudes. Or I can give you the link to his dad's profile (where I usually go) and make zucker your stepson.
Go with Mavis she knows what she is talking about. "
Last time I sent nudes it broke the Internet like Kim Kardashions massive ass.
Sukerturd isn't real he's a hologram and only receives things by fax and keyboard like the close encounters thing.
Oh and as for Mavis she constantly flirts with me.She winked at me today and dropped her false teeth into my oxtail soup at the vending machine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Absolutely outstanding profile op, I can see where I'm going wrong now and will be sure to get as close as I can but you've really raised the bar
Um. Sorry I got a little carried away with your photos. They are quite impressive
As are yours x"
Thank you beautiful
I am really obsessed with that eye shadow right now. You're so pretty in pink x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last time I sent nudes it broke the Internet like Kim Kardashions massive ass.
Sukerturd isn't real he's a hologram and only receives things by fax and keyboard like the close encounters thing.
Oh and as for Mavis she constantly flirts with me.She winked at me today and dropped her false teeth into my oxtail soup at the vending machine."
Gotta love Mavis!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least your humble about it
I think your tag line might be the problem, looking for genuine people only. You know EVERYONE on fab is genuine. Opened the floodgates there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting way to much attention from horny women.Yes I'm really hot.Yes I value sex but I also value my feelings.
All I'm getting is randy women trying it on so they can ride my stunning body like a stolen hire bike.No feelings nothing.Just trying to get there filthy way with me.
Is there any advice on how I could tone my profile down as all this attention is emotionally draining and hurting my sensitivitys."
Hahaha  |
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