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Biggest turn off on profiles?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Header 'fun guy looking for fun'.
No photos.
One generic sentence constituting a profile.
Crude user name 'pussy destroyer' etc."
A little cringey I agree |
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Nonsense about a certain university, or the other one about a nonsense stock market floatation or the one about american laws that don't apply here.
And then there's the racists in denial... oh boy are there... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Multiple woman
No condoms
Username if doesn’t fit the actual person
Breeder
Etc .... the list goes on "
Does my name fit me?
The alternative would have been Mr Average Bloke who doesn't meet often because of circumstances and a varied work pattern... |
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"Self importance
But then we get messages saying nothing else but "I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this" and suddenly a *little* self importance sounds like a great thing!"
Oh it's all a matter of degree |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Multiple woman
No condoms
Username if doesn’t fit the actual person
Breeder
Etc .... the list goes on
Does my name fit me?
The alternative would have been Mr Average Bloke who doesn't meet often because of circumstances and a varied work pattern... "
Haha a username isn’t that important personally, what difference does it make |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Straight’
Messages you ‘I have this guy friend I suck off now and then’ ok...
‘Hung’ seems to be a plethora of trouser snakes on here
‘Heavy cummer/load’ probably drives a forklift and has his arse crack hanging out his jeans
‘Will make you squirt’ - thinks there’s a button you can switch on and off and it’s the same button for every female
X
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Straight’
Messages you ‘I have this guy friend I suck off now and then’ ok...
‘Hung’ seems to be a plethora of trouser snakes on here
‘Heavy cummer/load’ probably drives a forklift and has his arse crack hanging out his jeans
‘Will make you squirt’ - thinks there’s a button you can switch on and off and it’s the same button for every female
X
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So it's not the belly button then? |
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A single male profile full of loads of women..... we get it, you’ve had sex. They probably don’t know they are on it lol.
A couple profile full of either all male or all female.
Not reading my profile first in general.
Love dick and torso pics |
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"Self importance
But then we get messages saying nothing else but "I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this" and suddenly a *little* self importance sounds like a great thing!
Oh it's all a matter of degree"
Yes this!
Not interested in no pity parties.... “I know you’ll not reply but...” confidence is hot! |
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So just proves you can’t please everyone all the time, so do what you feel is best for you. People are even turned off by an empty profile (and I kinda get that) so silence doesn’t do it for everyone either.
For me it’s :
Perceived arrogance
Rudeness
Graphic gaping pussy shots ( much worse that cock pics)
Lots of repeat shots
A list of reasons they will block someone
Will all have me getting the deck out of the profile sharpish (usually ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock pictures and pictures with women in.
a lot of women say cock pics and understanably yet roles reversed a man never says tit pics whys that "
Think vag pics would be more comparable than tit pic for your point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You must read my profile and send a face pic,A 5 page essay about yourself and tell me your mother's maiden name and before even being classed as worthy of my attention.
Fab is really serious and we're here for our self importance and to become world champion at the art of obnoxiousness.Its not fun.ITS SERIOUS REALLY SERIOUS.
Oh and if I don't reply it means your a cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont read em i dont care what it says on them women lie on profiles as much as men do its just cold war propaganda u get to know someone by talking to them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Their profile name as in
Well hung
Heavy cummer
I can make you squirt
Bull
And bigging themselves up in a profile, ie I'm a good looking well hung, heavy cummer who can make your wife squirt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Their profile name as in
Well hung
Heavy cummer
I can make you squirt
Bull
And bigging themselves up in a profile, ie I'm a good looking well hung, heavy cummer who can make your wife squirt!"
Have you just copied and pasted my profile info?
There's no need to take the piss it's all true.
You forgot the mind blowing body bit though. |
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