"Where it landed. I ain't fishing a sarnie out the bog
*I don't actually eat sarnies on the toilet.
And I was about to say dogs water bowl  "
One thing I don't miss about girl dog is catching my pinkie toe on her metal bowl stand 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"5 second rule does not apply in our house when we have a 2 second daschund  "
Dog owner too but he's not here today so I was faced with this unusual dilemma!! |
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"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?
Soggy bread? 
You have to do the 'blow of anything germs and inspect' thing "
To the ex "here luv, I've made you a sammich.... enjoy" *whispers* "cunt" |
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By *edeWoman
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"I give it a rinse sometimes.. What's the worst that can happen?
Soggy bread?
You have to do the 'blow of anything germs and inspect' thing
To the ex "here luv, I've made you a sammich.... enjoy" *whispers* "cunt""
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"Depends where it lands, quick blow the dust off n it I'll be allreet.
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What if it's bread, landed butter side down? Blowing pushes the dust more into the butter!  |
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Scientists have recently discovered that bacteria are much slower on the uptake that previously believed....by the time they've decided that the food is good to eat there's still plenty of time to snatch it away from their hideous little mitts before they hop aboard. Govt are advising we now stick to the two and a half hour rule. |
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"Scientists have recently discovered that bacteria are much slower on the uptake that previously believed....by the time they've decided that the food is good to eat there's still plenty of time to snatch it away from their hideous little mitts before they hop aboard. Govt are advising we now stick to the two and a half hour rule."
Wait...what??? Scientists are stealing sandwiches???!
Germs are one thing.....
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