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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A duck waddles into a bar:
"Good afternoon landlord, do you have any bread?"
"No" he replies...
Got any rolls?
No.
Got any baps?
No.
Got any sliced?
No.
Got any cobs?
No.
Got any bread?
NO! AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!
The duck paused for a second.
Got any nails?
No, replied the barman.
Got any bread?....
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