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By *went OP Man
over a year ago
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"Nope, just done some washing up and about to head to bed.
Whaaaat, you mean you didn't rub fairy bubbles all over yer bell end and float up the stairs? "
sounds an idea for next time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...
There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...
There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! "
Just in case anybody had one before, now they haven't  |
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"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...
There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! "
That's what happens when ya sing high pitched while tinkling, you were lucky the window didn't blow out |
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"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...
There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch! Just in case anybody had one before, now they haven't "
Shredder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nahhhh .... it's also not a best idea to have one right now...
There was an accident a few weeks ago, involved a lightbulb exploding down from the ceiling while taking a piss somehow cutting the side of the foreskin... .... ouch!
That's what happens when ya sing high pitched while tinkling, you were lucky the window didn't blow out "
if you've ever watched Tom and Jerry it sounded like one of those yelps of pain Tom has when injured.... |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol
Cheeky 
A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol
Ohh go you  "
I'm sure you've caused the same effect numerous times  |
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"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol
Is that because the messages got you half up, or deflated you to half down?! 
Definitely half up lol"
Only half up?! Shame it's not all the way  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"After a few of the messages tonight I'm at half mast lol
Cheeky
A side effect of talking to beautiful women about naughty things lol
Ohh go you
I'm sure you've caused the same effect numerous times "
I’m an  and you know it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over Bob's erection right now 
I've typed this as Bob can't type with his erection, the precum jams the keyboard up "
Bloody hell Bob, is it like ectoplasm, watch it doesn't glue you to the keyboard!  |
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just sat and stared at SJ while she was in the bath and now all I wanna do is get her messy again !!
