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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

How do you think the conversation would pan out if couples were browsing FAB instead of watching shit TV.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“We should really turn this shit off”

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

"“We should really turn this shit off” "

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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

"“We should really turn this shit off” "

Yup and plan a party with some hot women and couples

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

No way is his knob 9".

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Uuuuurrrrghhhhhhh, pass me the eye bleah and a pirate patch, my retinas.... MY RETINAAAAAAAAAS

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Ere luv, luv, come look at this... what IS that?

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Just look at the mess in the background, they really need to have a tidy up.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

I couldn't do that, could you? Suck off another Man, while you're licking his wife out?

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Aaaah, this reminds me of that time you were airtight in Temptations...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

You'd look good in that you would. Send her a message ask where she got it from

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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

"Aaaah, this reminds me of that time you were airtight in Temptations..."

Not done that since Bangkok..... Need to broaden my horizons in the UK

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Jesus Christ love, look at that photo. Now THAT IS to much information

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“That prick Sam tender is all over the forum talking bollocks again love”

“Yes but he’s such a stud though darling.

Do you think he’d consider making love to my vagina whilst you wash the car?”

“Doubt it love, I’m not cleaning that car.

You drove it down that muddy lane looking for erect Jim’s dogging spot, you clean it and I’ll entertain Sam in our garden bar.”

“That’s a great idea darling, if we get him a bit tipsy he might last more than the 30 seconds he quotes as his average sexual encounter.”

“I’ll stock up on peroni, I’m sure I’ve read he likes strong continental lagers. I just hope he doesn’t spend the whole time talking about himself.”

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I recognise that living room..... fucking hell it's me mother

Back out slowly... .we did not see this.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"“That prick Sam tender is all over the forum talking bollocks again love”

“Yes but he’s such a stud though darling.

Do you think he’d consider making love to my vagina whilst you wash the car?”

“Doubt it love, I’m not cleaning that car.

You drove it down that muddy lane looking for erect Jim’s dogging spot, you clean it and I’ll entertain Sam in our garden bar.”

“That’s a great idea darling, if we get him a bit tipsy he might last more than the 30 seconds he quotes as his average sexual encounter.”

“I’ll stock up on peroni, I’m sure I’ve read he likes strong continental lagers. I just hope he doesn’t spend the whole time talking about himself.”

touché

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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

"I recognise that living room..... fucking hell it's me mother

Back out slowly... .we did not see this."

OMG I would die if I saw a family member on FAB haha would certainly make family events more entertaining

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Crikey love, there's a thread here that says Rate my cock!

Well I'll give it a four, he's not coming anywhere near me with that thing.

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman over a year ago

my happy place

Ohhh Ellie look at this one. I could play hide the sausage with that one.

I would gobble it faster than a greggs sausage roll

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Would you like to try that Mary? Would you like to drink from the furry cup?

Oh shut up Giles. The only furry cup I'm touching is my own.

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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

"Ohhh Ellie look at this one. I could play hide the sausage with that one.

I would gobble it faster than a greggs sausage roll "

Haha that's class

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ey up love, look at the purple-headed womb ferret on this one."

"Crikey, I wouldn't know whether to suck on it or feed it a bun."

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Eeee Well I never! I’ve always thought that was a myth! Seems it’s not

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Shout the kids! There’s Unicorns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Ey up love, look at the purple-headed womb ferret on this one."

"Crikey, I wouldn't know whether to suck on it or feed it a bun.""

I laughed.

Loudly.

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

""Ey up love, look at the purple-headed womb ferret on this one."

"Crikey, I wouldn't know whether to suck on it or feed it a bun."

I laughed.

Loudly."

Must admit your dialogue above gave me a few titters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“We should really turn this shit off” "

What he said

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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

I wonder if they would put sex toys on the coffee table instead of different cup cakes

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman over a year ago

my happy place

"I wonder if they would put sex toys on the coffee table instead of different cup cakes "

Brilliant. Maybe we should suggest this to the Gogglebox production team lol

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By *egan_CDTV/TS over a year ago

In the closet

""Crikey, I wouldn't know whether to suck on it or feed it a bun.""

New keyboard please!

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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

"I wonder if they would put sex toys on the coffee table instead of different cup cakes

Brilliant. Maybe we should suggest this to the Gogglebox production team lol"

Sounds like a plan...

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By *illon-UK OP Man over a year ago

Hull

"I wonder if they would put sex toys on the coffee table instead of different cup cakes

Brilliant. Maybe we should suggest this to the Gogglebox production team lol"

That would be amazing lol x

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