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Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ? |
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"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ? "
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if its been in the cupboard under the stairs for more than 6 months..... you dont need it !
bin the lot.... stick some music on and dance round the house in your pants .
you’ll feel much better for it  |
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"if its been in the cupboard under the stairs for more than 6 months..... you dont need it !
bin the lot.... stick some music on and dance round the house in your pants .
you’ll feel much better for it "
That reminds I’ve still got to put the washing on .. no clean pants |
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"It's even worse when you have bought a replacement for the item you wondered where it went.
Then put the new one with the one you just found and, well you know where this is going. "
You’ve got a few of those now haven’t you |
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"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ? "
Same! Sorting out all myy clothes and I'm bored now lol will have to sort it though as I can't see my bed |
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"Make 3 piles
Stuff to keep
Stuff for the charity shop
Stuff to bin
I’m a great believer that charity starts at home .. the bin is looking favourite and full "
Charity shops aren't takimg donations near me. I've got a pile of stiff to donate but no fucker wants it and I don't want to do a car boot whem they re open 
Tip run soon I reckon |
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"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ?
Same! Sorting out all myy clothes and I'm bored now lol will have to sort it though as I can't see my bed "
You know what last year pre first lockdown had a massive clear out renewed almost everything , at a cost as well I may add .. Since then everything has been shut and I ain’t worn none of it !! |
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I'm shuddering as I know it well.
I tend to run away going "lalallalalalalalalala" and stay away until I've forgotten all about it. Then despise myself when I next clap eyes on it wishing I'd hidden it again. Rinse and repeat until I actually hide it again |
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"Make 3 piles
Stuff to keep
Stuff for the charity shop
Stuff to bin
I’m a great believer that charity starts at home .. the bin is looking favourite and full
Charity shops aren't takimg donations near me. I've got a pile of stiff to donate but no fucker wants it and I don't want to do a car boot whem they re open
Tip run soon I reckon "
Won't the charity shops be open this week? Hoping they are.
I have so many bags of stuff, I'm going to have to go to a few.  |
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Make three piles.
Step back.
Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.
Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.
Then have a cry.
Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.
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"Make three piles.
Step back.
Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.
Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.
Then have a cry.
Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.
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I partly did this but whilst I moved shit from B to pile see I suddenly realised I had created a passage way to the drinks cabinet ( ok the fridge ) and to be fair it doesn’t look so bad now .. |
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"Make three piles.
Step back.
Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.
Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.
Then have a cry.
Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.
I partly did this but whilst I moved shit from B to pile see I suddenly realised I had created a passage way to the drinks cabinet ( ok the fridge ) and to be
fair it doesn’t look so bad now .. "
Pile C not see .. ok the drinks kicking in now |
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"Make three piles.
Step back.
Move shit from pile a into pile b, and move some of pile c towards the bin and feel smug.
Then have another little think about it and rescue stuff from bin and return to pile c.
Then have a cry.
Then fling it all back in the Cupboard of Doom and nail the door shut.
I partly did this but whilst I moved shit from B to pile see I suddenly realised I had created a passage way to the drinks cabinet ( ok the fridge ) and to be fair it doesn’t look so bad now .. "
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"Not a chance, once I start a job I'm committed and WILL finish it! No Arthur's here  "
Pah no need to gloat !! .
One drink lead to another , then Nirvana silver went on a 400 Watt system and in all honesty 1/2 job would be an optimistic assessment .. in probably looking at an 1/8 .. |
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I (V) do this all the time! More so with moving furniture around. I suddenly have the mad urge to rearrange a room and I have to do it straight away. Two hrs later and I’m looking at something that resembles a bomb site. By that stage I’m hot, sweaty and bad tempered and it usually all goes back to exactly how it was before! |
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"I (V) do this all the time! More so with moving furniture around. I suddenly have the mad urge to rearrange a room and I have to do it straight away. Two hrs later and I’m looking at something that resembles a bomb site. By that stage I’m hot, sweaty and bad tempered and it usually all goes back to exactly how it was before! "
If you could take a moment to elaborate on the hot and sweaty , we will not worry about the bad tempered bit to much |
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"You've done your bit. Put it all back and bid farewell to the stuff until you meet again in 10 years. "
I found a leather corset , two pairs of high heeled shoes and a gas mask ..
In less than 10 years I may need to look a bit thinner . Reach up to a shelf to get something and be prepared for a chemical attack .. so I think I will leave them out .. |
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"Decorate it all with fairy lights and glitter and make it a conversation piece  "
I thought about that for a mo . and then realised that my partner Miss Ruth Dean is due next weekend and the conversation would probably start something like this .. WTF !!! |
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If you could take a moment to elaborate on the hot and sweaty , we will not worry about the bad tempered bit to much "
Don’t be too quick to dismiss the bad tempered bit.....it can lead to some interesting outcomes! |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ? "
Did you get it all sorted OP? |
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"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ?
Did you get it all sorted OP?"
If I say yes will my nose grow ? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ?
Did you get it all sorted OP?
If I say yes will my nose grow ? "
Not if you cross your fingers behind your back - it’s like a get out of jail free card |
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"Decorate it all with fairy lights and glitter and make it a conversation piece
I thought about that for a mo . and then realised that my partner Miss Ruth Dean is due next weekend and the conversation would probably start something like this .. WTF !!! "
then she can get rid of it ...job done |
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If you could take a moment to elaborate on the hot and sweaty , we will not worry about the bad tempered bit to much
Don’t be too quick to dismiss the bad tempered bit.....it can lead to some interesting outcomes!"
Oh I’m not dismissing it .. probably just a frightened of it .. is it like there’s been a gas leak ? |
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"Decorate it all with fairy lights and glitter and make it a conversation piece
I thought about that for a mo . and then realised that my partner Miss Ruth Dean is due next weekend and the conversation would probably start something like this .. WTF !!! then she can get rid of it ...job done "
How fucking brave do you think I am !!!
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"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ?
Did you get it all sorted OP?
If I say yes will my nose grow ?
Not if you cross your fingers behind your back - it’s like a get out of jail free card "
Ok cool ,, yes all sorted I’m so pleased with what I’ve achieved |
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"Ok so pulled the cupboard out under the stairs and spent an hour going Wow I wondered where that was . Now though it’s almost 1.45 I’ve created nothing but a mess and I just want a drink and to go and do something else !
Do I just put it all back ? "
This is what back gardens and matches were made for  |
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