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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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The best insult:
Years ago, when I was a student, I was bussing it to work after a lecture. On the back of a bus a bully was hastling this one kid.
The bully was calling him a dick and so on, the lad being bullied pressed the bell and has he stood up, he turned to the bully and said 'I don't care who you think I am but looking at your face, it's obvouse your mother still owes my dog fuck money, you ugly shit' then he walked off, head held high.
The bully was left whippering in the seat.
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Teeth like a witchdoctors necklace
Teeth like a burned down fence
Once heard someone describe the footballer jay spearing as looking like a doll that had been in a house fire, which was bang on the money  |
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"The age old 'gobshite' has always been a favourite of mine
I remember a prank where where typing "Gobshites" into Google Maps displayed Anfield. Gave me quite the chuckle "
As an Evertonian I can confirm that kopites are gobshites  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nicola...has anyone said you look like Jimmy cranky
Joking apart Jimmy cranky and Nicola sturgeon have never appeared in the same room at the same time......hmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're so ugly I bet your mum used to feed you with a catapult "
She used to put my photo on the fireplace to keep the younger siblings away from danger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're so ugly I bet your mum used to feed you with a catapult
She used to put my photo on the fireplace to keep the younger siblings away from danger "
And age use to hang a, pork chop around my neck to make the dog play with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're so ugly I bet your mum used to feed you with a catapult
She used to put my photo on the fireplace to keep the younger siblings away from danger
And age use to hang a, pork chop around my neck to make the dog play with me "
age=she  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're so ugly I bet your mum used to feed you with a catapult
She used to put my photo on the fireplace to keep the younger siblings away from danger
And age use to hang a, pork chop around my neck to make the dog play with me "
Ffs  |
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A work mate once owned me with thus classic, I just shaked his hand as had no come back.
"The average penis is 6in's long, the average vagina is 9in's deep. That means in Cambridgeshire there must be a few hundered thousand yards of useless c*#t and I'm stood here talking to 5'9 of it right now" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow, the air is well and truly blue with all of these. How about something without expletives:
Thick as pig's muck, twice as lumpy? Unperturbed by imagination?
But then I can sometimes be a bit of a c*ntnugget or worse still a motherfcukingc*ntsucker!! |
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"The age old 'gobshite' has always been a favourite of mine
I remember a prank where where typing "Gobshites" into Google Maps displayed Anfield. Gave me quite the chuckle "
Lol yep and highly accurate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face like a blistered pisspot.
You're so fat, when you fall down the stairs, it's sounds like the end of Eastenders.
Your dad produced over 500 billion sperm in his life and you are the result.
You're so ugly even Jimmy Savile wouldn't fix it for you. |
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