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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Does what it says in the title.

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

Outstanding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fabulous

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Small, curved and totally useless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Overrated

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By *imatureMan  over a year ago

sligo

I like it

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Overall, a faithful and reliable companion. Embarrassed me a fair bit when I was younger but has mellowed into a source of constancy and strength.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

9.2 out off 10 ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hard 8 out of 10

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple  over a year ago

Bicester

6 foot tall and is a complete bellend sometimes.....

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Mine is definitely the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welsh

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

House trained

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By *ongueFkYouMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Asian lol

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Welsh "

Celtic

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By *lappyMan  over a year ago

Manchester

there or there abouts

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

It stinks

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By *nergeticlemurMan  over a year ago

wiltshire

8/10~ a faithful companion that comes with me wherever I go

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By *rispyDuckMan  over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Hard very hard" to rate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like most long standing members he’s usually a bit stuck up

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Old, but well kept

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is definitely the best "

Flat cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another cock forum thread! Obsessed this place.

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By *innocentMan  over a year ago

Littlehampton

Cyril Sneer after a bath.

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Great read but prefer the movie

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By *eorge JetsonMan  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

An excellent ride, one of the most exciting events you'll experience. An absolute must see and a thrill that will leave you breathless and needing more. (5 stars)

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

7.5/10. Doesn't come and get soft, in a rather fetching colour. Bad side is it can smell a bit rubbery.

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By *ogglesMan  over a year ago

essex and norfolk

Average

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Mine is definitely the best

Flat cock "

No it’s purple and I can detach it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could be better

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Woohoo

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By *kivi Bi MaleMan  over a year ago

North Shields

Perfectly adequate!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Short and sweet

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By *urple-roseWoman  over a year ago

Stoke

Always up for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only one that hasn't been in your inbox

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By *X2019Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Keeps himself to himself on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peaky Blinder!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meh,

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By *ucksguy2000Man  over a year ago

aylesbury

Still works given the opportunity ??

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

An outstanding member

...

of society

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By *icassolifelikeMan  over a year ago

Luton

Dusty

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman  over a year ago

Newport

Missing

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got quite attached to it

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By *razzyhorseMan  over a year ago

cambridge

Alright

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It works for me lol

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

Colchester

Its growing on me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cumberland Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Girthy

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By *lorious hole bs16Man  over a year ago

Bristol

Works occasionally!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It used to work before not used it in ages tho

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts

Shy

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Adequate

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

Like a scampi and lemon niknak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Like a scampi and lemon niknak "

That sounds beaten to death old chap

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Literally my best quality.

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

B-

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My treasure

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

I've been circumcised to prove that I am not a complete dick!

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Like a scampi and lemon niknak

That sounds beaten to death old chap "

Lockdown for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"7.5/10. Doesn't come and get soft, in a rather fetching colour. Bad side is it can smell a bit rubbery."

There are worse things to smell of.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meh

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By *abble-onMan  over a year ago

Lewes


"6 foot tall and is a complete bellend sometimes....."

My favourite comment of the thread hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pink and perky

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Does what it says on the tin.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The one and only pmsl

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

The genital equivalent of a pirate...

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By *cooby5555Man  over a year ago

galway

Okish does the job

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By *aggy dollsCouple  over a year ago

Bradford

Its growing on me.

Mr H.

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By *ikesEmBigMan  over a year ago

Herts

Mines awesome tbh. Just need some willing volunteers, it's been a while

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Disapointing

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Pathetic

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Intelligent. It does my thinking for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ohn H321Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

Never had any complaints about it yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

10 on 10 when it works.

9 on 10 when it doesn't

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By *anther81Man  over a year ago

Drogheda

Needy.

Seems to want constant attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Universal fits most holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's been five days so it's time for this thread to return.

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By *awk-TuahCouple  over a year ago

Bourne

Thick, meaty, veiny and filling!

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By *sasimpleMan  over a year ago

D & G

Seen better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

10/10 would rub again

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS  over a year ago

watford

Good looking but hides in dark places

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan  over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

6/10... works well enough but jealous of others who have larger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cyril Sneer after a bath. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads. "

Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it."

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread. "

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wakes me up too early in the morning, bloody noisy and pretty sure it is broken as it doesnt make the same noise the others do

Woukd return it but it is a keen member of the family

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not much but can do an honest days work

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By *wlmanMan  over a year ago

Rugby

Always trying, willing to work hard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy."

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it.

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By *wlmanMan  over a year ago

Rugby


"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it. "

I only use mine for the pleasure of others.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My cock thread is much better than all the other cock threads.

Prove it.

I'm comfortable with my own cock thread.

Now I'm getting cock thread envy.

It's not the size of your cock thread that counts. It's how you use it.

I only use mine for the pleasure of others."

It's getting a lot of attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perfection ??

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By *awk90Man  over a year ago

Amsterdam

It's alright, I suppose

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan  over a year ago

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Energy saver AAA+ rated. Featured in Which? magazine selection guide and won best in class 2019 before the pandemic took hold.

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

Hard worker, reliable, eager to please and more than happy to lead when given the chance.

Hang on, that's my last job reference!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Energy saver AAA+ rated. Featured in Which? magazine selection guide and won best in class 2019 before the pandemic took hold. "

Impressive.

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Wielded well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wielded well "

As Rod Stewart sang.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5 but i have 2 so 10

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By *entlemenpipMan  over a year ago

not far

A total fucking prick that keeps trying to get me in trouble

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By *imon_hydeMan  over a year ago

Stockport

Sometimes I don't even know it's there, then it raises it's head...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Total loser, never cums first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Functioning

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By *ememberTheNameMan  over a year ago

barnsley

It does exactly what it says on the tin .

So it’s a 10 from len

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By *histlerMan  over a year ago

Guildford

Lonely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Large

Well used

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By *athers123Man  over a year ago

Harpenden

One careful lady owner and one total wanker owner.

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By *lansmanMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Average but smells like a big one

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By *ldershyguyMan  over a year ago

Mansfield

Lonely

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By *hubbycheckerMan  over a year ago

Porstmouth

Like a prawn vol au vent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rate ya own cock

Sensational

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Delicate but colourful!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

High mileage , filled two prams , still worth a flutter

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By *egan_CDTV/TS  over a year ago

In the closet

Seen bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hard and always ready for a ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Delicate but colourful! "

Wish I could get mine in different colours.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan  over a year ago

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When viewed as a cock, 'YTSM's cock' is terrible and crappy and a horrific inversion of everything a cock once was. But when viewed as a science fiction cock, 'YWTSM's cock' is subversive, stylish and chilling. Like The Island from 'Lost,' we may never know YTSM's cocks true identity — Is it a VR computer program? A malevolent interdimensional god? Satan?" — Cyriaque Lamar, i09.

I may have plagiarised my cock review from a SITC2 review. Or it might be true......

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Present and correct

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

In full working order, reliable and dependable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not used for long, long time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When viewed as a cock, 'YTSM's cock' is terrible and crappy and a horrific inversion of everything a cock once was. But when viewed as a science fiction cock, 'YWTSM's cock' is subversive, stylish and chilling. Like The Island from 'Lost,' we may never know YTSM's cocks true identity — Is it a VR computer program? A malevolent interdimensional god? Satan?" — Cyriaque Lamar, i09.

I may have plagiarised my cock review from a SITC2 review. Or it might be true......

"

To boldly go where no cock has gone before ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

9 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mines definitely eleventytwo out of ten Px

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By *nkforthekinkMan  over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Solid 8/10 for the helmet shaped like a cream egg

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By *ememberTheNameMan  over a year ago

barnsley


"mines definitely eleventytwo out of ten Px "

I don’t believe you

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan  over a year ago

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"Not used for long, long time... "

How do you pee?!?!?

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