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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do you to measure your cock thought mine was average but been told its big wanting to find out

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a ruler, or tape measure lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A metre stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one of those roller-stick things that the highways agency uses to measure between distances.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Didn't know if there was a special device made for measuring lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you to measure your cock thought mine was average but been told its big wanting to find out

Thanks "

Use a tape measure but start from the bottom of your spine and add a inch!!!!

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"A metre stick"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How far down a Sky remote is it?

I’m guessing you might already *know* you’ve got a big ‘un but maybe that’s just the cynic in me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A sky remote "

Or a deoderant can, either you are a small Lynx can or a large Sure can!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A metre stick"

Hey that's my line!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try a mini Swiss roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A match stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you to measure your cock thought mine was average but been told its big wanting to find out

Thanks "

Matchsticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this is so funny.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

From your butthole, I think

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

Some scissors have measurements on them, but be very bloody careful lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A miniature bottle of vodka then it will always look big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A metre stick

Hey that's my line! "

Hahahaha I stole it

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

"A miniature bottle of vodka then it will always look big

Classic, im off to the shop now lol

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Measure it Maltesers.

Ladies love em, so it gets them engaged.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

With nothing I have never measured it, I spent my time learning how to use it properly instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks for the useful posts and the rest of the posts I'm still laughing about lol thanks mwah

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By *tephanie50TV/TS over a year ago

redditch

I use the laces out of my slip on shoes

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

No point in measuring it u can't get a bigger 1 or smaller 1 .it's the size it is my friend .just use it right x

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"A metre stick"

Only one? Amateur

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A miniature bottle of vodka then it will always look big

I think you should do a demo video just so it's clear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A metre stick

Only one? Amateur "

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I always think a fun size finger of fudge works well

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

You can buy mini sky remotes make them look massive

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"one of those roller-stick things that the highways agency uses to measure between distances.

Px "

A trundlewheel lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A metre stick

Hey that's my line!

Hahahaha I stole it

I'll steal one of yours don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one of those roller-stick things that the highways agency uses to measure between distances.

A trundlewheel lol"

this is why you're my favourite DX.. you always know what im on about

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Personally I think the best way to measure a penis is... One potato, two potato...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally I think the best way to measure a penis is... One potato, two potato... "

That's twice you've made me laugh. You're on form. Again.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Personally I think the best way to measure a penis is... One potato, two potato...

That's twice you've made me laugh. You're on form. Again.

*takes a bow*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lynx Can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"one of those roller-stick things that the highways agency uses to measure between distances.

Px "

Howling ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally I think the best way to measure a penis is... One potato, two potato... "

Is that new potatoes though or jacket potatoes?

Is there a standardised potatoe size?

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By *ice guy 77Man over a year ago

ashford

Thought a bottle was the norm

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Personally I think the best way to measure a penis is... One potato, two potato...

Is that new potatoes though or jacket potatoes?

Is there a standardised potatoe size?"

It's not even real potatoes

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By *ambozaMan over a year ago

kilburn park

Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is cold today so a micrometer

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

By the reaction it gets

“Erm” = very small

“Aww bless” = small

“Hmmmm” = fair to middling

“”Oooh” = just about right

“Wow” = smarter than your average bear

“Yarggh!” = do you need a licence for that?

“Fuck right off” = a little on the large size

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