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The curious ******* club - the sequel

By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

Inspired by Jamie Hants as all good things are).

You know how it goes. You read posters on here and then a question pops in to your mind. You don't ask it because you're not wanting to be *too* nosy but you're ever so curious...

Well here's your chance! Say you're in and ask/answer any question you've ever wondered about (minus thinly veiled digs). Obviously the person doesn't have to reply but it's a chance to indulge that curiosity. You can ask/answer on the thread or via PM.

Be kind blah blah blah

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll be in again.... ask anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've still not had any thinly veiled digs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be in again.... ask anything "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In again i guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My first question is, all the people who sit back waiting to be asked questions but don’t actually ask questions, what’s your motivation ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just ask...I'm in

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My first question is, all the people who sit back waiting to be asked questions but don’t actually ask questions, what’s your motivation ? "

I always wonder that....

If I ever don't ask questions it's because I can't think of any. But that's rare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My first question is, all the people who sit back waiting to be asked questions but don’t actually ask questions, what’s your motivation ? "

Getting some social interaction of some sort

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"My first question is, all the people who sit back waiting to be asked questions but don’t actually ask questions, what’s your motivation ? "

Yes, I'm curious about this! Good question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in and awaiting social interaction according to City Jeans

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

In again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still in while there’s football commentaries to listen to on the radio ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

I'll take it to heart and read between the lines. Thank you for loving me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll be in, ask away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask me what you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've still not had any thinly veiled digs

Estragon, may I borrow your book please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

I would wonder why they thought that then dismiss it. How can they know me?

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

This is the sort of applicable to all question we need.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart?

I'll take it to heart and read between the lines. Thank you for loving me "

Loving you is easy 'cos you're beautiful.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

Mostly dismiss it. Unless I was invested in that person. Then I'd be distraught.

So, Estragon. What do you really think of me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not in "

You’re not good to answer me then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

still here. Px

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart?

I'll take it to heart and read between the lines. Thank you for loving me "

I love you dude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart?

Mostly dismiss it. Unless I was invested in that person. Then I'd be distraught.

So, Estragon. What do you really think of me?

You have a lovely bookcase.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me what you like

Do your hands are made for gold but are in shit ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"still here. Px

Is Prin short for Princess or Printer Cartridge.

Or something else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do people have a few potential meets for the future but secretly hope the one they really want will be the first meet?

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where is Kinky Couple. I want to ask how tight he is to have been able to smash his glass butt plug and did he require stitches to make him into a tight arse again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This sounds interesting I’m gonna jump in on this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"still here. Px

Is Prin short for Princess or Printer Cartridge.

Or something else? "

Princess.. because i was told Cunt was too crass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex"

Me I live in tracksuit outside the forums

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

It would depend on who it was and what I thought of them.

In theory. If it was not good I'd take it to heart no matter who it was. Because I'm a fool.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

If we felt they had a valid point then we would consider it, but never take it to heart.

More often then not we just laugh if off as they do not know us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex"

Definitely not. I say exactly what I'm thinking at that moment which is possibly why I'm not a forumite yet, I can't just stop... take my time and think of anything funny. Its a curse

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex"

More a forum facet than a persona but yes, sort of. Right now I'm very sad and if I was in person with any of you I'd be dreadful company. So instead I'm channelling the side of me that's curious as a form of distraction.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me what you like

Do your hands are made for gold but are in shit ?"

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"My first question is, all the people who sit back waiting to be asked questions but don’t actually ask questions, what’s your motivation ? "

The football was a bit distracting. Come back to check this and it's part 2

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex"

Nope. I'm me. Except I'm less shy on the forum.

So I suppose actually I do a bit, but I'm actually exactly the same on the forum as I am when I'm working behind a bar. Only I usually have clothes on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in....

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

Ignore it and move on. Like you said they wouldn't really know so not worth worrying over

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Meli, if we messaged you every day you’d soon get bored of us and drop us...whereas playing it cool and messaging more sporadically makes us seem like we are mysterious...when in actual fact we get giddy like two teenagers when we get a message from you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

I wouldnt take it to heart really as you say its "online nonsense". Well i would try not to atleast. Really depends on what was said really i guess. But i have been on the internet/Forums long enough to not really care...i think

Nobody knows what am really like, except for the people that i have met and i have had no complaints so far.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"My first question is, all the people who sit back waiting to be asked questions but don’t actually ask questions, what’s your motivation ? "

I got distracted by a pinata so lost track of the thread. So motivation as such except for a kids party tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me what you like

Do your hands are made for gold but are in shit ?

That’s deep. You’ll need to think about this one Tmontana. Put on your cowboy hat and ride off into the sunset in deep thought and come back soon with your answer.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do people have a few potential meets for the future but secretly hope the one they really want will be the first meet? "

Me personally, no. Just one.

Apart from meeting people in a purely social capacity.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart?

Mostly dismiss it. Unless I was invested in that person. Then I'd be distraught.

So, Estragon. What do you really think of me?

You have a lovely bookcase. "

I really do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

while i pretend im a bad bitch, im actually an absolute baby.

hell i had message after message trolling last week, and it was enough to make me relapse.

so aye, most of the time i take everything to heart. The slightest change in tone, the nastiest of words, the seemingly innocuous message that sends my panicky little brain into overdrive

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

Take it to heart always always always. Then I have to reason it all out. Think why that person said xyz then decide if it was valid or not. My brain is far too annoying.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Meli..... don't hate me for this one because it needs to be asked.

Have you ever tried vegan "cheese"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn’t a whip, it was a thorny bush

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex"

Not really. I'm perhaps a bit more censored on here, and can often move to another thread without typing what's really going through my head...in person my face gives it away even if I manage to bite my tongue, I don't have a poker face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua?

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua? "

I had on a now compilation

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua? "

No.

Did you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua? "

No. Maybe that's what's been missing in my life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

honestly couldn't tell you the meaning behind it... the answer is somewhere in the bath, with a rubber duck, at the bottom of a tequila bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex "

I do.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua? "

Do you actually own any black lace music on cassette?

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

I guess it depends on who it was. If I liked the person, cared about the person, I’d care about their opinion. If I didn’t, well, I wouldn’t give a fuck

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua? "

12’ vinyl picture disc

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex

I do. "

What ya really like?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on ask me anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NSP, why haven't you sent me a pie yet? I'm still waiting patiently x

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua? "

No but I do sing and or whistle it in public to embarrass the Mrs

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP, why haven't you sent me a pie yet? I'm still waiting patiently x"

Because I saw what you did with the last pie you had and I'm not letting anything I create be violated like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go on ask me anything "

Do you like marmite?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have great memories of my previous visits hence quite excited. But at the same time I dread being in the same room than some. The optimist in me hopes it will be the opportunity to clear the air.

I’m only on the reserve list though

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Do people have a few potential meets for the future but secretly hope the one they really want will be the first meet? "

I focus on one at a time. Or none. Depends on the weather

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NSP, why haven't you sent me a pie yet? I'm still waiting patiently x

Because I saw what you did with the last pie you had and I'm not letting anything I create be violated like that

Lies, all lies I tells ya!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex

I do.

What ya really like?"

Certainly much quieter and far more reserved.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP, why haven't you sent me a pie yet? I'm still waiting patiently x

Because I saw what you did with the last pie you had and I'm not letting anything I create be violated like that

Lies, all lies I tells ya!

That isn't what the video said

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex

Nope. I'm me. Except I'm less shy on the forum.

So I suppose actually I do a bit, but I'm actually exactly the same on the forum as I am when I'm working behind a bar. Only I usually have clothes on then

Does this mean you’re typing on the forum whilst naked?

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua?

Do you actually own any black lace music on cassette? "

Of course. Who doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Yes definitely !

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m in now.

I want to know who admits to having a forum persona?

Lex

Nope. I'm me. Except I'm less shy on the forum.

So I suppose actually I do a bit, but I'm actually exactly the same on the forum as I am when I'm working behind a bar. Only I usually have clothes on then

Does this mean you’re typing on the forum whilst naked?

To be fair, quite a lot of the time I am.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Yes so I put in it private. It's still there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

I have recently been honest with someone that I met on here a short time ago.

He’s dismissed it and that’s fine as that’s how he feels but I think sometimes it hits you different, some people really stand out and make you feel different about yourself and for me, I try to be an open book.

Maybe I shouldn’t have said it... but hey I’d never know otherwise xx

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua?

Do you actually own any black lace music on cassette?

Of course. Who doesn't? "

Do you have a cassette player any more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NSP, why haven't you sent me a pie yet? I'm still waiting patiently x

Because I saw what you did with the last pie you had and I'm not letting anything I create be violated like that

Lies, all lies I tells ya!

That isn't what the video said

That was supposed to be private between us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Yes, very much so

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Nope, because I over think every single one before I post it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NSP, why haven't you sent me a pie yet? I'm still waiting patiently x

Because I saw what you did with the last pie you had and I'm not letting anything I create be violated like that

Lies, all lies I tells ya!

That isn't what the video said

That was supposed to be private between us! "

You're the one who asked on a public forum.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh I'm in but can I have all questions on the thread please as I Don't want to take my filters down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua?

Do you actually own any black lace music on cassette?

Of course. Who doesn't?

Do you have a cassette player any more? "

My trusty Walkman

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Only in so much as they were rejected and still counted towards my daily upload count.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Meli, if we messaged you every day you’d soon get bored of us and drop us...whereas playing it cool and messaging more sporadically makes us seem like we are mysterious...when in actual fact we get giddy like two teenagers when we get a message from you...

What a perfect response! You're still cool don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you buy Barbie Girl by Aqua?

Do you actually own any black lace music on cassette? "

Black Lace are the coolest indie band on the planet

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By *mTheMrJMan over a year ago

Barry

I'm in

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Meli..... don't hate me for this one because it needs to be asked.

Have you ever tried vegan "cheese"?"

Yes. I spent a misguided year as a vegan for the sake of a vagina.

Horrible. So horrible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

I’d probably be broken.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever danced with the devil on the moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli..... don't hate me for this one because it needs to be asked.

Have you ever tried vegan "cheese"?

Yes. I spent a misguided year as a vegan for the sake of a vagina.

Horrible. So horrible. "

Was it for the sake of your vagina or someone else's?

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Go on ask me anything

Do you like marmite?

Love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NSP, why haven't you sent me a pie yet? I'm still waiting patiently x

Because I saw what you did with the last pie you had and I'm not letting anything I create be violated like that

Lies, all lies I tells ya!

That isn't what the video said

That was supposed to be private between us!

You're the one who asked on a public forum....."

You asked for me to make it for you, what is your obsession with cock in a warm steak and kidney anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

Haha good one ! Usually wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

More often than not I'm totally wrong, I get a mental picture of how I think they'll look and most times it's totally different. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think you’re wasting your life away while you spend time on a swinging forum when you could be doing something more productive like rotating the garden ready for the new harvest or something ?

That’s for everyone

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong?

Haha good one ! Usually wrong "

You're not the only one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Kinda. Face pics.

I’m pretty convinced everyone local to me has seen me naked. Several people have told me they’ve seen my profile.

Bit late now eh!

On a plus; I figure it’ll silence some of those who just think I’m still a bloke in a frock.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

No, I don't think so. But then, mine are pretty tame. And even though my face is public, I've never been recognised x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you think you’re wasting your life away while you spend time on a swinging forum when you could be doing something more productive like rotating the garden ready for the new harvest or something ?

That’s for everyone "

Yes ! I hate myself so much sometimes for that !

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Meli..... don't hate me for this one because it needs to be asked.

Have you ever tried vegan "cheese"?

Yes. I spent a misguided year as a vegan for the sake of a vagina.

Horrible. So horrible.

Was it for the sake of your vagina or someone else's?"

Someone else's. No vagina, no matter how beautiful, is worth suffering vegan cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s for everyone "

Yep.

I have 5 assignments due right now.. not started a single one of them.

My excuse is my laptop is actually fubar'd.. but still

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

That’s for everyone "

My bastard garden has broken me, filled up a massive skip and now planning my contained beds. So to be honest at this moment in time it can piss off

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Meli..... don't hate me for this one because it needs to be asked.

Have you ever tried vegan "cheese"?

Yes. I spent a misguided year as a vegan for the sake of a vagina.

Horrible. So horrible. "

I apologise for bringing it back to your mind.

Please bury that year deep in your psyche again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s for everyone

My bastard garden has broken me, filled up a massive skip and now planning my contained beds. So to be honest at this moment in time it can piss off "

The garden was more a metaphor

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

This is for Rachael x - do you think you'll ever reach a point of being content? What will that look like for you?

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

I honestly don’t imagine what someone will look like. I dunno why, I just don’t do it. I think I always like to work on the reality of what I have than pretend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s for everyone "

My veg plot has been ploughed and then covered ready for the new owners so there’s less to do. I’ve even let my gardener go.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

I'm usually wrong, Frida. Much to my annoyance!! That's why I'm happier if people show their face, rather than their body. It's the face that attracts me long after I've stopped lusting after their body. X

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

On here, no, I’m usually quite careful about what I post

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Has anyone ever regretted posting a picture on here? "

Definately! Thankfully it was a long time ago and the early days of my forum foray so unlikely to be remembered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is for Rachael x - do you think you'll ever reach a point of being content? What will that look like for you?"

I hope so. I’m feeling a lot closer to it now. My voice surgery has been ground breaking. More than downstairs because only you lot and me know what’s between my legs.

I hope so. I’m starting to like what I see in the mirror.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

That’s for everyone

My bastard garden has broken me, filled up a massive skip and now planning my contained beds. So to be honest at this moment in time it can piss off

The garden was more a metaphor "

Was it? Didn't notice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good thinking for a thread Meli!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s for everyone "

I use this whilst on a coffee and a bun break

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Do people have a few potential meets for the future but secretly hope the one they really want will be the first meet? "

I don't have anything lined up for the future, if I'm honest I've gone inside myself and my confidence isn't what it used to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s for everyone "

I'm letting the land lie fallow for a year but, as soon as that's done, I'm off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli..... don't hate me for this one because it needs to be asked.

Have you ever tried vegan "cheese"?

Yes. I spent a misguided year as a vegan for the sake of a vagina.

Horrible. So horrible.

Was it for the sake of your vagina or someone else's?

Someone else's. No vagina, no matter how beautiful, is worth suffering vegan cheese."

I completely agree.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

More often that not yes, faces never seem to match to our imagination...even more so at socials. Sometimes in a good way...

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

I'm often surprised....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Finally, some highbrow questions

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Does post surgery when you're not allowed to move and pumped full of drugs count?

Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

No, but I’ve been close.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Does post surgery when you're not allowed to move and pumped full of drugs count?

Asking for a friend."

It's only funny if there was no reason for it!

I'll let you off with shitting yourself on this occasion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Finally, some highbrow questions "

Stop stalling

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Yes. Some of the meds I have taken in the past have been unkind on my digestive system.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

Usually very wrong

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Does post surgery when you're not allowed to move and pumped full of drugs count?

Asking for a friend.

It's only funny if there was no reason for it!

I'll let you off with shitting yourself on this occasion.

Thank you. I should note. Was only almost.....

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

Lorna - you and Ash are very happy... do you think you'll ever meet other people? As in meet (

) them.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Good thinking for a thread Meli!"

Thank you, thank you.

Will you ever change your username?

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Fabulous and Bearded....if you could only be Fabulous or Bearded which would you choose ?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Yep. On the abusive ex's pillow. I wish I could say it was a planned Mr Whippy but it was actually the first indicator that I was about to be gastroenteritisly eruptive from both ends. I binned the pillow. Now I wish I'd just turned the cunt over and let him lay on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

If only you could turn back time! And maybe fish out some rice pudding from your fanny and throw it in his face.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

That’s for everyone "

No. I would spend every waking moment here rather than do gardening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fabulous and Bearded....if you could only be Fabulous or Bearded which would you choose ?"

Bearded but that would make me fabulous anyway

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

If only you could turn back time! And maybe fish out some rice pudding from your fanny and throw it in his face.

I'd have also fed him egg, just a little experiment to see if he'd grown out of the allergy that could have killed him.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

"
no ...but why is it as soon as I get out of the car and fumble for the front door key I'm desparate for a wee....I'm in btw ....not in the shit though

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

That’s for everyone "

It's raining.

I'm poor.

This is dry and free

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same."

All the time

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong? "

I'm normally wrong. I'm worse at guessing voices. I tend to give everyone a very stereotypical accent and read them in that voice.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I think it is unlikely, not totally, but quite

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong?"

A fair bit, although sometimes it's better than I expected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Yes

But i really was not well at the time.

I had to take bits off in kitchen as thats where it happened to chuck stuff in the wash. As i was doing that my neighbour came past looking through my kitchen window...

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"If someone from here told you what they really thought of you, would you just dismiss it as it's all online nonsense and they don't really know you or would you take it to heart? "

I'd listen.

Sometimes people spot things in us we can't see ourselves. Patterns of behaviour, certain phrases or triggers. It isn't always coming from a bad or nasty place.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Have you ever danced with the devil on the moonlight?

Yes I trod on his hoof doing the turkey trot so he sent me back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Question for all, whats your biggest fear

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same."

I don't bother asking coz I don't wanna be lied to, plus my vageeeen is asleep

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same.

I don't bother asking coz I don't wanna be lied to, plus my vageeeen is asleep "

I don't ask because I get too nervous.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Question for all, whats your biggest fear"

Right now? Relegation. Shits just got real in the football ..

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Question for all, whats your biggest fear"

Dark enclosed spaces

even typing that made the panic rise inside me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same."

Not always as the fantasy in my head is good

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"A question to everyone, and be honest. As an adult have you ever shit yourself? Because I've not.

Haha, love this!

Sadly, the answer is yes. Though I'll blame the powerful drugs at the time

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same."

Yes. I pretty much assume no one is serious about their advances until they are actually getting me naked. Even then I often think it is just because I'm there as opposed to them actually wanting me for me.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same.

I don't bother asking coz I don't wanna be lied to, plus my vageeeen is asleep

I don't ask because I get too nervous."

Fear of rejection on my part

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Question for all, whats your biggest fear"

Being lied to. And being hurt.

Also sharks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s for everyone "

When I am on the forum I am actually thinking deep and meaningful thoughts, growing as a person, learning about myself ... I am absolutely not putting off doing the housework ...

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"When you're so used to seeing nakedness minus faces. When you finally get to see the face is it generally what you imagined or are you completely wrong?

I'm normally wrong. I'm worse at guessing voices. I tend to give everyone a very stereotypical accent and read them in that voice.

So Meli what did you think I sounded like before you heard it? Be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good thinking for a thread Meli!

Thank you, thank you.

Will you ever change your username? "

I think this is my weakest one I’ve had, so I should really. Same with pictures, though I originally had a face picture so maybe the current one is stronger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same.

I don't bother asking coz I don't wanna be lied to, plus my vageeeen is asleep

I don't ask because I get too nervous.

Fear of rejection on my part"

Very much the same. Plus the fear of failure or not being good enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Question for all, whats your biggest fear"

Run out of bullets when 100 people in front of me shooting at me.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"People say you never know unless you ask, but I'm rubbish at reading others intentions or advances and usually end up missing out on opportunities.

Anyone else feel the same.

Can totally relate

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Question for all, whats your biggest fear"

Being judged for being me.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Question for all, whats your biggest fear"

Swimming in the sea and not being able to get back to the shore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Question for all, whats your biggest fear

Being lied to. And being hurt.

Also sharks."

On a slightly different note, I used to work with an Australian who said sharks are really misunderstood. Can I ask where your fear came from? Feel free not to share obviously, I am just curious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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