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The curious ******* club

By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

(Inspired by Jamie Hants as all good things are).

You know how it goes. You read posters on here and then a question pops in to your mind. You don't ask it because you're not wanting to be *too* nosy but you're ever so curious...

Well here's your chance! Say you're in and ask/answer any question you've ever wondered about (minus thinly veiled digs). Obviously the person doesn't have to reply but it's a chance to indulge that curiosity.

Be kind blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally in for the thinly veiled digs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t think many new people know me ... so I’ll be in

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Ask away.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Oh my goodness

YES

yes I am in.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will play!

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By *aughty_tonyMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be interesting... not doing a lot at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

While I’m sat in my caravan under its cover quietly ‘hiding’ while someone views my house, I’m in.

Ask away

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Inspired by Jamie Hants as all good things are).

You know how it goes. You read posters on here and then a question pops in to your mind. You don't ask it because you're not wanting to be *too* nosy but you're ever so curious...

Be kind blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok ask

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

I'll try this x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll try this x"

Where do u usually hide Simon ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In. But any answers I give will be posted here in public.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I don’t really have any questions to ask, but if someone has a question, ask away, I’ll take thinly veiled insults too, because “ya mumma”

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

It seems we are all suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity!

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

In for a bit.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I’ll see if I can think of any nosiness...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for a bit."

Where is that red brief ?

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"It seems we are all suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity! "

I'm working my way through a whole mountain of curious nosiness, it's going to take a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK we are in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It seems we are all suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity! "

How long have you actually been on fab? I remember you from my early days here I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK we are in"

Where did you buy your couch from ?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"It seems we are all suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity!

How long have you actually been on fab? I remember you from my early days here I think. "

I think about 8 years on and off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK we are in

Where did you buy your couch from ? "

Facebook buy and sell page. Been replaced now by a new one from Sofology.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sure, we can play.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were in x

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in. Assuming we ask here not privately.

Floro, did you do that eye makeup yourself? It's cool!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask me anything I’m an open book, except my collection of wigs, don’t mention that

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Saffron, do you like saffron in food?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m assuming I answer the question in here

Yes .. I could possibly be persuaded to go to a social

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in. Assuming we ask here not privately.

Floro, did you do that eye makeup yourself? It's cool! "

I did, yes

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"I'm in. Assuming we ask here not privately.

Floro, did you do that eye makeup yourself? It's cool! "

No, you can ask privately or on here. It depends on how curious your curiosity goes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do we ask on the thread ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m an open book, ask away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me anything I’m an open book, except my collection of wigs, don’t mention that "

What is your worst irrational fear ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my goodness

YES

yes I am in. "

What hair conditioner do you use to get your hair to smell like summer meadows ?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Go on then, I don’t normally get involved but willing to answer most things

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Saffron, do you like saffron in food? "

I do occasionally yes

ex chef so love a variety of flavours.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Do we ask on the thread ? "

Ask/answer on the thread or in private messages. I should have made it clearer in the OP but I didn't want to make it too waffling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me anything I’m an open book, except my collection of wigs, don’t mention that

What is your worst irrational fear ? "

Answering questions meant for someone else.

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By *hilloutMan over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

There are various ways of conveying it, but yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me anything I’m an open book, except my collection of wigs, don’t mention that

What is your worst irrational fear ? "

It’s that bad I can’t even mention it, so I’ll go with my second which is enclosed spaces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m an open book, ask away"

Are you an open book?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me anything I’m an open book, except my collection of wigs, don’t mention that

What is your worst irrational fear ?

Answering questions meant for someone else. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glad I'm not getting questions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask me anything I’m an open book, except my collection of wigs, don’t mention that

What is your worst irrational fear ?

It’s that bad I can’t even mention it, so I’ll go with my second which is enclosed spaces "

It makes sense that you love outdoors activities then

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

At least three times a week, and more if it’s sunny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad I'm not getting questions "

How do you perceive yourself ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad I'm not getting questions "

Would you like a question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It seems we are all suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity!

How long have you actually been on fab? I remember you from my early days here I think.

I think about 8 years on and off. "

Oh. I thought you were here before me but you’ve certainly got longevity too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Glad I'm not getting questions

Would you like a question? "

Give him one, he's crying out for a good 'un.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad I'm not getting questions

Would you like a question? "

I would

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"It seems we are all suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity!

How long have you actually been on fab? I remember you from my early days here I think.

I think about 8 years on and off.

Oh. I thought you were here before me but you’ve certainly got longevity too

Ah! A fellow old tart!! How long have you been here?

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Ask away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in.. ask away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m an open book, ask away

Are you an open book? "

Not litera(ture)lly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm new to forums but iv watched from afar, iv some questions but I'm afraid to ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm new to forums but iv watched from afar, iv some questions but I'm afraid to ask"

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad I'm not getting questions

Would you like a question?

Give him one, he's crying out for a good 'un."

Has anyone ever been in Sane?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

search fgd, and ask him yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask away

Fiat Panda or Punto ?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I'm new to forums but iv watched from afar, iv some questions but I'm afraid to ask"

Fortune favours the brave!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad I'm not getting questions

Would you like a question?

I would

What's your favourite question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm new to forums but iv watched from afar, iv some questions but I'm afraid to ask

Fortune favours the brave!"

He who dares wins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In for a bit x

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I'm new to forums but iv watched from afar, iv some questions but I'm afraid to ask

Fortune favours the brave!

He who dares wins"

There are no winners on fab!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Straight in with the tough questions

In all honesty I still don't know and I doubt I'll figure it out until I've found it, fucked it up and lost it.

Who knows though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meli,

Do you ever get angry? What’s most likely to trigger your anger if you do?

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Mianderingminx, what sort of restaurant would you pick to go to for a social?

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

In for some satisfactory curiosity

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

Estragon - what's beneath the wisecracking quips?

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Sure I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure I am in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It seems we are all suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity!

How long have you actually been on fab? I remember you from my early days here I think.

I think about 8 years on and off.

Oh. I thought you were here before me but you’ve certainly got longevity too

Ah! A fellow old tart!! How long have you been here?

I am indeed. 9 years.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Meli-

Do you have other real life interests that are not literature or food related

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

I'll play...I'm a curious sort

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go for it"

See us folks in that other county famed for milking cows thought a ball gown was a cod piece x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in.... curiosity killed the cat xx

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Ok, in, I think

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By *heonixRaven 777Woman over a year ago

Guildford

Yes I am in , fire away with the questions

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm in, as I'm a most cow.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Meli, when did your hair go curly? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

La la la

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Estragon - what's beneath the wisecracking quips? "

Disappointingly little. A little boy just wanting to be loved.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm in, as I'm a most cow. "

I'm in, because I'd like to understand how the fuck Red's mind works

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

I'm in and available for questioning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in, as I'm a moist cow. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad I'm not getting questions

Would you like a question?

I would

What's your favourite question? "

“Can I stay for food?” I love feeding people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

That's too personal.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go for it

See us folks in that other county famed for milking cows thought a ball gown was a cod piece x"

That's a worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

It's raining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ?

That's too personal."

Smell it

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

Oooh! sounds interesting! I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Glad I'm not getting questions

Would you like a question?

Give him one, he's crying out for a good 'un.

Has anyone ever been in Sane? "

I have been in sane for a whole evening as i had a weird but known reaction to an anti biotic.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

NotSoPosh

What would be a favourite dinner date destination

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

Because it's trying to snow and I'm going to go outside to ride a horse at 15:30 so am conserving body heat

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

Because someone has been muck spreading and it smells like bullshit out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

Because I’m hiding in my caravan while someone views my house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

It’s raining and football is on the telly.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Meli,

Do you ever get angry? What’s most likely to trigger your anger if you do?"

No, I get sad and internalise things as being my fault - as in the outcome would be different if I wasn't so me. Really bloody healthy Pod isn't it?

Citizensin - do you still feel misunderstood on here or are you less bothered by it all?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ? "

Cos their spreading bai

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By *heonixRaven 777Woman over a year ago

Guildford

"Glad I'm not getting questions

Would you like a question?

Give him one, he's crying out for a good 'un.

Has anyone ever been in Sane? "

Ever done something that was a definitive no and turned out to be something you actually love to do ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ?

Because someone has been muck spreading and it smells like bullshit out there."

Can you tell the difference between bullshit and cow shit?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We are both dominant when meeting and playing with others, although the Mrs still enjoys bottoming every now and then for impact or rope with either myself or friends.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Ask away

Fiat Panda or Punto ? "

Neither my heart belongs to a Peugeot 205

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel free to ask anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is for the men, will you literally do anything not to go to therapy and is being on the forums one of them ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"NotSoPosh

What would be a favourite dinner date destination "

Somewhere that does good pasta. But not spaghetti because I'm lethal with that. I can hit a bystander from 10 feet away with spaghetti sauce.

I'm actually really terrified of eating in front of people so a dinner date is one of my biggest fears.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

I'm not curious about using one, I've used one quite a few times before. This is as mucky a question as I answer.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"im in

Px "

Quacksplat

P how many newbie messages do you get a day and does being a page one regular make keeping up with messsages difficult x

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is for the men, will you literally do anything not to go to therapy and is being on the forums one of them ? "

I went to see a therapist before but it turned out I'd misread it and he was the rapist.

So I'm a little wary now. Once bitten, twice shy and all that.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why are you all online and not outside smelling the flowers ?

Because someone has been muck spreading and it smells like bullshit out there.

Can you tell the difference between bullshit and cow shit? "

Erm..... only when I can see where it's come from?

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

Compersion - are any of your regular playmates forum users? I think that's the term you've used before so I'm describing them as that, apologies if wrong.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"This is for the men, will you literally do anything not to go to therapy and is being on the forums one of them ? "

Being on the forums makes me feel good about myself.

Going to therapy reminds me how fucked up I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't need a therapy. I AM The Therapy (maybe I can use it for profile name?)

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Meli-

Do you have other real life interests that are not literature or food related"

No. Food and literature are life.

(I play the violin, love theatre. I do some voluntary work for a local charity that helps those with ASC. And I attempt to jog so I can justify my love of food)

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Kinky Couple

What new toys have you added to your kink chest x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we are in

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’ll see if I can think of any nosiness... "

I’m sure you can!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask away

Fiat Panda or Punto ?

Neither my heart belongs to a Peugeot 205 "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm in, as I'm a moist cow.

I've no idea how nosy became moist...

Actually I do. But that's a secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is for the men, will you literally do anything not to go to therapy and is being on the forums one of them ? "

unless the therapist has a profile on here !

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Compersion - are any of your regular playmates forum users? I think that's the term you've used before so I'm describing them as that, apologies if wrong."

Two are sporadic posters, 1 is a lurker the rest are not on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask away I am in

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’ll see if I can think of any nosiness...

I’m sure you can!

Who’s the funniest?!?!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’ll see if I can think of any nosiness...

I’m sure you can!

Who’s the funniest?!?! "

Easiest answer of the day...me by a country mile!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im in

Quacksplat

P how many newbie messages do you get a day and does being a page one regular make keeping up with messsages difficult x"

my inbox is currently at 5021, and that's pretty regular. moreso when i post pictures or videos (but i think that's the same as everyone else).

it's impossible, even with filters and such.

hence i stick to forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meli,

Do you ever get angry? What’s most likely to trigger your anger if you do?

No, I get sad and internalise things as being my fault - as in the outcome would be different if I wasn't so me. Really bloody healthy Pod isn't it?

Citizensin - do you still feel misunderstood on here or are you less bothered by it all? "

Yeah, not too healthy.

And not so much anymore. First I’m less present than I used to hence feel less exposed. Then I came to accept that people can only see what I show. Plus they will see it through the filter of their own life experience. So not bothered.

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By *imon_hydeMan over a year ago

Stockport

"I'll try this x

Where do u usually hide Simon ? "

I lurk or hide in plain sight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im in

Quacksplat

P how many newbie messages do you get a day and does being a page one regular make keeping up with messsages difficult x

my inbox is currently at 5021, and that's pretty regular. moreso when i post pictures or videos (but i think that's the same as everyone else).

it's impossible, even with filters and such.

hence i stick to forums

Px"

5021??? Really??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is for the men, will you literally do anything not to go to therapy and is being on the forums one of them ? "

Not sure if i count

But yes i have tried to go to therapy for anxiety, depression and low self estseem/confidence issues. Plus the obvious Gender issues. Was supposed to start CBT but have been blacklisted now due to not answering the phone for an appointment (Rang me off a witheld number and i was scared of answering private numbers at the time)

Was supposed to be going to a psychosexual(think thats what they called it) kinda thing aswell because my Gender issues but never heard anything more.

I am also currently being tested for Adult Autism as it could explain why i am the way i am with certain things

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’ll see if I can think of any nosiness...

I’m sure you can!

Who’s the funniest?!?!

Easiest answer of the day...me by a country mile!!

Lies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok ask "

Wonko the Sane....how do you keep your sanity? Can you teach me?

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By *xhot_chocolatexMan over a year ago

brighton/eastbourne/basingstoke

Rimming. Turns out I love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in, I think

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Oh my goodness

YES

yes I am in.

What hair conditioner do you use to get your hair to smell like summer meadows ?"

It’s an organic one made with plums. In the summer flies over around me.

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’ll see if I can think of any nosiness...

I’m sure you can!

Who’s the funniest?!?!

Easiest answer of the day...me by a country mile!!

Lies

I’m hilarious! You raise the odd titter on a good day

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By *xhot_chocolatexMan over a year ago

brighton/eastbourne/basingstoke

Given you live at the end of oblivion , does that make you feel safer or more fearful ?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"This is for the men, will you literally do anything not to go to therapy and is being on the forums one of them ?

Not sure if i count

Was supposed to be going to a psychosexual(think thats what they called it) kinda thing aswell because my Gender issues but never heard anything more.

I am also currently being tested for Adult Autism as it could explain why i am the way i am with certain things"

I'm sorry you've struggled so much

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I am in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Kinky Couple

What new toys have you added to your kink chest x"

Oooooo good question! Not terribly exciting, but the most recent was a new glass butt plug to replace the one Mr KC smashed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been tempted, but no, keeping my sensible head on (for a change!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Skol Skol Skol Skol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am in

Was it you dogging behind Asda on the 23rd of February 2017 ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my goodness

YES

yes I am in.

What hair conditioner do you use to get your hair to smell like summer meadows ?

It’s an organic one made with plums. In the summer flies over around me. "

Made from plums, is that men just wanking into a jar ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

F&B - where the fuck did the watermelon thing come from?!

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"Meli, when did your hair go curly? X"

It's always been curly.

For a long time I felt it wasn't professional, I didn't look sexy and looked very unattractive with curly hair. I'm trying to embrace them a bit more so about 4 weeks ago I gave it a good wash and my partner hid my straighteners.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I am in

Was it you dogging behind Asda on the 23rd of February 2017 ? "

Erm ... I dont think so, I was at Tesco

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my goodness

YES

yes I am in.

What hair conditioner do you use to get your hair to smell like summer meadows ?

It’s an organic one made with plums. In the summer flies over around me.

Made from plums, is that men just wanking into a jar ? "

In.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm up for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mianderingminx, what sort of restaurant would you pick to go to for a social? "

Somewhere laid back...nothing fancy with a varied menu!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F&B - where the fuck did the watermelon thing come from?! "

Tbh it was from a french stand up comedian. Bun Hay Mean.

He started his show saying that there are strange ppl on the internet... I saw a guy fucking a watermelon ! And he continues saying... But what is the weirdest, the guy fucking the watermelon or me typing on Google : guy fucking a watermelon.

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

Red1967 - do you ever think your flirty ways are misconstrued?

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By *oneyBear100Couple over a year ago

Gatwick area

No skeletons in the closet here to hide so ask away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In. But any answers I give will be posted here in public.

1. Boredom, particularly as football Twitter is a bit dull.

2. I’ve passed that mid life crisis stage.

3. I’m a cantankerous twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Skol Skol Skol Skol "

Someone hasn’t been paying attention! Scroll up a bit, my dear chum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open book ask away

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By *eli OP Woman over a year ago

"In. But any answers I give will be posted here in public.

1. Boredom, particularly as football Twitter is a bit dull.

2. I’ve passed that mid life crisis stage.

3. I’m a cantankerous twat

You give as good as you get.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm now put in the garden...

Despite the smell it's actually quite nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Open book ask away "

Do you actually mumble?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

Oh go on then ask away could be fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Red1967 - do you ever think your flirty ways are misconstrued? "

Flirty? She spoke to me! Wait, did I miss the cue??

* makes a note that Red1967 is flirty because my EQ is zero and missed it *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F&B - where the fuck did the watermelon thing come from?!

Tbh it was from a french stand up comedian. Bun Hay Mean.

He's a far out looking dude

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Red1967 - do you ever think your flirty ways are misconstrued? "

Ooh, interesting one!

I'll say no, as I mostly flirt with people I know well and like. I've never had a bad reaction.

If I come across a comment on a thread by someone that genuinely makes my fanny flutters, I'll tell them. X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Shadowman, you're being naughty

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