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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bumped into a fortune teller yesterday who told me two bits of upcoming news!!
Firstly - in actuall going to win tonight's euro millions jackpot of £150 million!!
Yay!!
But sadly I'm also due to spontaneously combust next Wednesday!!
Not so yay!
So - given the generous chap that I am - and also to save family squabbles over who gets what - I've decided to spend my winnings on the good people of fab land!!!
So - the question is - what do you want?
Big or small, if it has a price and can be purchased with cold hard cash - get your requests in now with a what?, a why?, and of course the cost!
Pen and paper and calculator at the ready!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lovely break away somewhere...also a nanny to look after my kids whilst IM away.. 
Are we talking butlins or barbados?  "
Definitely not Butlins, i want to get away from kids  Somewhere in the middle will do just fine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx |
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"We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx"
I have some special cream I could squirt on you... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx"
Giant tub of aloe Vera after sun on the list! Enjoy the rub downs!! |
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"We are just perfect thank you sitting on a bed by the largest infinity pool in Europe and have our joint massage booked in a few hours. Anything for sunburn would be great xx"
I'm interested now, where is the biggest infinity pool in Europe, and please don't say The Med... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry - no clearing of debts/overdrafts!
This is 'treat time' - go crazy - knock yourselves out!!!
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I said yourselves - not 'one' - you perves!! |
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"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have
I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda  "
Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oops, please"
Since you said please........lol.
Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!
But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"oops, please
Since you said please........lol.
Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!
But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred! "
I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob
but thanks... and my hair??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oops, please
Since you said please........lol.
Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!
But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!
I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob
but thanks... and my hair???"
Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have
I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda
Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go"
Guess who I've got in the boot of may car at the minute Diamonds ?  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"oops, please
Since you said please........lol.
Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!
But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!
I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob
but thanks... and my hair???
Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!! "
ffs, knew this was too good to be true....
i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lovely break away somewhere...also a nanny to look after my kids whilst IM away..
Are we talking butlins or barbados?
Definitely not Butlins, i want to get away from kids Somewhere in the middle will do just fine "
What about the new Pontins Resort in St Lucia then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like to hear my Disabled talk so please can i ask for a speech therapist 24/7 for about a year, sadly we don't even think that will work, but would be great trying.
 (Perky) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have
I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda
Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go
Guess who I've got in the boot of may car at the minute Diamonds ? "
Today's meet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oops, please
Since you said please........lol.
Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!
But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!
I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob
but thanks... and my hair???
Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!
ffs, knew this was too good to be true....
i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth "
Hair extensions don't work!
Just look at Rooney!!
A wig it is. In pink! |
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"oops, please
Since you said please........lol.
Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!
But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!
I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob
but thanks... and my hair???
Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!
ffs, knew this was too good to be true....
i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth
Hair extensions don't work!
Just look at Rooney!!
A wig it is. In pink! "
and big pink rubber lips to match |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i have sergie meerkat please, its the only one of the set i dont have
I wanted Sergie bit they sent me Alexanda
Awwwwww think you can choose your own now if you take out insurance. Jay gets mine from ebay, just sergei to go
Guess who I've got in the boot of may car at the minute Diamonds ?
Today's meet? "
No, Last nights ! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"oops, please
Since you said please........lol.
Body mods are acceptable - if you really feel the need!
But after reading the other thread - cock extensions are barred!
I dont want a cock extension, I'm a big enough knob
but thanks... and my hair???
Just checked eBay - some cracking wigs available now!!
ffs, knew this was too good to be true....
i want to look like a white Bob Marley not a YOUNGER Bruce Forsyth
Hair extensions don't work!
Just look at Rooney!!
A wig it is. In pink!
and big pink rubber lips to match"
oi zippy and bungle....
move on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry - no clearing of debts/overdrafts!
This is 'treat time' - go crazy - knock yourselves out!!!
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I said yourselves - not 'one' - you perves!! "
Ok can I have 2 new sofas and a comfy new mattress.
I promise to put them to good use! X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry - no clearing of debts/overdrafts!
This is 'treat time' - go crazy - knock yourselves out!!!
.
.
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I said yourselves - not 'one' - you perves!!
Ok can I have 2 new sofas and a comfy new mattress.
I promise to put them to good use! X
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Leather? (wipe clean !! )
And how big a mattress? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok can I have 2 new sofas and a comfy new mattress.
I promise to put them to good use! X
Leather? (wipe clean !! )
And how big a mattress? "
Leather is good! And double unless a new new comes with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can i please have the following;
1. £10 for each homeless person to buy them dinner
2. £100k to give to the local hospital
3. £100k for the air ambulance
4. £100k to Samaratins
5. £100k for the local Childrens home
now if that selfless giving dont get me a shag today i give up lol hehehhehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh a night with Ryan and cookies that is what I want lol
You do realise you have to bring your mum?
Oh don't forget sshh and cute
Lol its good to share "
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A glass of champagne right now would perk me up, poured by a posse of muscled hunks, who'd tend to my needs for the holiday. Ideally we'd be somewhere like a quiet exotic beach, somewhere near the great barrier reef, please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money
A new bag???
Floppy??
Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy
Yes but we all.know who he really wanted to gobble  "
I just wanted the flag
It was Ryan that suggested I popped Floppy into my gob
It just went limper and limper though
So either he really is straight or I just can't suck cock (or both) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p"
Have two!!
Watch out for crumbs in the bedclothes though - can be scratchy!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money
A new bag???
Floppy??
Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy
Yes but we all.know who he really wanted to gobble
I just wanted the flag
It was Ryan that suggested I popped Floppy into my gob
It just went limper and limper though
So either he really is straight or I just can't suck cock (or both) "
I think it was from the shock of seeing you cut a mouth hole in my best bag |
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"I would like to hear my Disabled talk so please can i ask for a speech therapist 24/7 for about a year, sadly we don't even think that will work, but would be great trying.
(Perky)"
Perky It would be lovely to grant such a wish. In the real world I did read last week of a UK couple whom won £160+ million on Euromillions. They had heard of a young lad in the North East (Via his Grann who lived near to them) who had lost his leg. The false leg was too heavy for him, and he actually fell over while carrying the Olympic torch. Anyway, his parents had been fund raising to buy him a light weight leg so he could do normal kids stuff like play football etc, and this couple having heard of the tale gave sufficient money to enable him to get his leg from USA. As his Mum said, the money amount was a drop in the ocean to the couple who won the lottery, but the gift they gave changed a young lads life totally. Now that truely is a good gift to be able to give. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sadly my wish cannot be bought with money
A new bag???
Floppy??
Floppy has been gobbled by Bussy
Yes but we all.know who he really wanted to gobble
I just wanted the flag
It was Ryan that suggested I popped Floppy into my gob
It just went limper and limper though
So either he really is straight or I just can't suck cock (or both)
I think it was from the shock of seeing you cut a mouth hole in my best bag "
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p"
You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!
Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p
You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!
Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones! "
Gotta be fox's biscwits!!!
And which body would you like? And where should I have the assassin deliver it? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p
You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!
Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones! "
Yes but look 6 or 7 posts up he promised me two packs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p
You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!
Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones!
Yes but look 6 or 7 posts up he promised me two packs "
Ah ok I'll let you off this once |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obiguy I was a bit hasty. Can I have a packet of Maryland cookies please 79p
You said 2 packets! You got me under false pretences!
Obiguy could I please have a synchronized swimmers body along with one of those blinged up costumes and waterproof make up? Oh and another packets of biscuits, fox's ones!
Gotta be fox's biscwits!!!
And which body would you like? And where should I have the assassin deliver it? "
Ha you misunderstand me but, when you put it like that I'll have all of the ones that are above team gb on the scoreboard please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New laptop charging lead please as mine has just broken....... It's not the same perving on my iPod
Oh and some new underwear please "
eBay is the best for leads! As I found when a friends dog nearly electrocuted itself chomping through mine!
Goodies added to the list! I've chosen some particularly nice skimpies too! |
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"I would like to hear my Disabled talk so please can i ask for a speech therapist 24/7 for about a year, sadly we don't even think that will work, but would be great trying.
(Perky)
Perky It would be lovely to grant such a wish. In the real world I did read last week of a UK couple whom won £160+ million on Euromillions. They had heard of a young lad in the North East (Via his Grann who lived near to them) who had lost his leg. The false leg was too heavy for him, and he actually fell over while carrying the Olympic torch. Anyway, his parents had been fund raising to buy him a light weight leg so he could do normal kids stuff like play football etc, and this couple having heard of the tale gave sufficient money to enable him to get his leg from USA. As his Mum said, the money amount was a drop in the ocean to the couple who won the lottery, but the gift they gave changed a young lads life totally. Now that truely is a good gift to be able to give. "
My ex used to run a pre-school nursery and, for a while, she had a deaf-blind lad there. All the other children used to make such a fuss of him and the reaction on his face (bearing in mind he could only 'feel' them) was a joy to behold.
The FIRST thing I would do if I got the 'biggun' would be a cheque for a min. of £1 million to Sense, the charity for deaf-blind kids.
I don't need anything. Things don't matter. People matter. And so does their quality of life. That's the one thing you CAN give someone with that kind of money, just like the couple who gave that lad the new leg.
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"oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties  x
I thought it belonged to one of the Borrowers lol"
noooooo was a proper full length tie that the washing machine just shrank.. honestly |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties x
I thought it belonged to one of the Borrowers lol
noooooo was a proper full length tie that the washing machine just shrank.. honestly "
Mind you its hard to tell how much it has shrunk against your boobs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"oh and a washing machine that doesn't shrink ties x
I thought it belonged to one of the Borrowers lol
noooooo was a proper full length tie that the washing machine just shrank.. honestly
Mind you its hard to tell how much it has shrunk against your boobs "
Could just stick your boobs in the washing machine??
Second thoughts - stupidest idea I've had in - oh let's face it - ever!
Forget I typed that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jacuzzi pleaseeeee
Is that my medal in your gob???
Oh hang on - no - still there!
My suit might need a clean now though! "
my medal is full size, you've got one of those mini ones to make your cock appear larger than it is..
ladies DO NOT fall for his photography trickery lol |
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"Jacuzzi pleaseeeee
Is that my medal in your gob???
Oh hang on - no - still there!
My suit might need a clean now though!
my medal is full size, you've got one of those mini ones to make your cock appear larger than it is..
ladies DO NOT fall for his photography trickery lol "
That's your jaccuzi out the window young lady!
You'll have to stick to your diet and 'love puffs' now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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nothing for us hunny but if you could donate a cheque for 10,000 to help a little girl at the end of our street,who's battling eye cancer,so she can get pioneering surgery in canada , would be mucho appreciated xxx |
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i went to the doctors today, he said "I've got some good news, and some bad news, wadda wanna hear first?"
I said "The good news please".
He said "you only got 24 hours to live".
I said "Fuck me. whats the bad news?".
He said "I should have told you yesterday".
wah wah wah wahhhhhhh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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i went to the doctors today, he said "I've got some good news, and some bad news, wadda wanna hear first?"
I said "The good news please".
He said "you only got 24 hours to live".
I said "Fuck me. whats the bad news?".
He said "I should have told you yesterday".
wah wah wah wahhhhhhh."
I've had bad news today!
Just checked my ticket - and unless that bloody fortune teller got her dates wrong - the £2.80 I won isn't gonna grant too many wishes!
On the plus side - just cashed it in for a ticket for Friday - so everyone cross everything - keep them requests coming and I'll get back to you Friday!!
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