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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swingers lazy buggers and don’t get up on a Sunday morning????"
I am up! Can't exactly stay in bed as the pets do not understand the meaning of weekend lie in's!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!"
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done |
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"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done "
You're right woman, so why are you on here, where's my cuppa?  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done "
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too )"
See!!! you guys have it all and they say it's a womans world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been up since 7.30, ironed little uns school uniform, got little un ready for a party, breakfast/washed/dressed etc, done some cleaning, made some replies via message here, in that time Coll has put her make up on, bloody women know nothing about multi tasking. |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too )
See!!! you guys have it all and they say it's a womans world "
thats a very sexist comment lol I did half the driving AND put fuel in the car on the way out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too )
See!!! you guys have it all and they say it's a womans world
thats a very sexist comment lol I did half the driving AND put fuel in the car on the way out"
Oh I take it all back then |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too )
See!!! you guys have it all and they say it's a womans world
thats a very sexist comment lol I did half the driving AND put fuel in the car on the way out
Oh I take it all back then "
thank you xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too )
See!!! you guys have it all and they say it's a womans world
thats a very sexist comment lol I did half the driving AND put fuel in the car on the way out
Oh I take it all back then
thank you xxxx"
Well not really lol |
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"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too )
See!!! you guys have it all and they say it's a womans world
thats a very sexist comment lol I did half the driving AND put fuel in the car on the way out
Oh I take it all back then "
He had to put the fuel in........ no woman knows where the bladdy fuel cap is!! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I'm up but now have the task of hauling a very hungover paul out of bed
you rotton woman leave him alone!
Oi I'll have you know I drove last night and he got wasted ... besides there's chores to be done
I drove out, K drove home, thats what sharings all about (oh and I wasn't fit to drive either, like the loving wife she is she let me drink her wine too )
See!!! you guys have it all and they say it's a womans world
thats a very sexist comment lol I did half the driving AND put fuel in the car on the way out
Oh I take it all back then
He had to put the fuel in........ no woman knows where the bladdy fuel cap is!! "
if I agree with you I'm gonna get a slap but ......................................... |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I know where the cap is and I can check the oil .... but how your supposed to get the oil in that little hole I don't know!!!  "
you have to play with it a bit first, tends to get slippery and more accommodating then |
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"I know where the cap is and I can check the oil .... but how your supposed to get the oil in that little hole I don't know!!!
OMG!! It would be funny..... but she's serious!!!
oh pleeeeeeeese "
No need to beg!!! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"I know where the cap is and I can check the oil .... but how your supposed to get the oil in that little hole I don't know!!!
OMG!! It would be funny..... but she's serious!!!
oh pleeeeeeeese "
you want southwales to come and change your oil then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... because we were up screwing each other until very late... & now we're screwing again in the morning! Is'nt that what Sunday mornings are for?
Mr.Classy  |
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"I know where the cap is and I can check the oil .... but how your supposed to get the oil in that little hole I don't know!!!
OMG!! It would be funny..... but she's serious!!!
oh pleeeeeeeese
you want southwales to come and change your oil then? "
I'd love to give her a full lube job (fnar fnar) but she just will not take the hint!!! |
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"Look! cars are meant to be driven by women and maintained by men so pah! "
Obvious flaw in your argument there....
I can only fix it if you tell me its broke.... a vague "the car needs something doing to it" dont exactly narrow it down.... could be anything from a flat tyre to a total write off lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swingers lazy buggers and don’t get up on a Sunday morning????"
Scuse me! I got up late for me. 8.45.
Since then I've done two wash loads. Made a huge pan of leek n celery soup. a Pan of carrot n cumin ... washed a huge stack of dishes from the weekends celebrations ... sworn to eat better - planned my day . ( boring catch up day ) and checked to see if there are any new shags on the horizon and read your very silly oops ! sorry interesting posts. I am NEVER lazy! |
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"You two would never last anyway ... I've heard the rumours "
oooo thats a low blow, I wouldnt put up with that touvy if I were you..... of course she's talking about him, I dont get any complaints!!! |
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"You two would never last anyway ... I've heard the rumours
there's only one way to find out if the rumours are true "
She'd never go for it..... all mouth and trousers!!!
Um.... need somewhere to hide.. fast!! |
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"You two would never last anyway ... I've heard the rumours
oooo thats a low blow, I wouldnt put up with that touvy if I were you..... of course she's talking about him, I dont get any complaints!!! what ? where and when ??? "
Who? |
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"You two would never last anyway ... I've heard the rumours
oooo thats a low blow, I wouldnt put up with that touvy if I were you..... of course she's talking about him, I dont get any complaints!!! what ? where and when ???
Who?"
Who's on second base..... whats on first!! |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"come this is a bit to fast for a sunday morning 
Jeez, keep up dude, I get you a hot date with a sexy welsh woman and all you do is moan!!"
ohh s**t i missed it where? when? and with whom? told you i'm on a go slow lol |
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"come this is a bit to fast for a sunday morning
Jeez, keep up dude, I get you a hot date with a sexy welsh woman and all you do is moan!!
ohh s**t i missed it where? when? and with whom? told you i'm on a go slow lol "
Scroll up dude, its serens2.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nuff said!!! |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"come this is a bit to fast for a sunday morning
Jeez, keep up dude, I get you a hot date with a sexy welsh woman and all you do is moan!!
ohh s**t i missed it where? when? and with whom? told you i'm on a go slow lol
Scroll up dude, its serens2.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nuff said!!! "
mmmmmm well fit and stunning |
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