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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For some the mirror might work - but judging by some of the pics people put on their profiles, others might find themselves faced with a a passageway to Narnia. Not sure about the cuttlefish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For some the mirror might work - but judging by some of the pics people put on their profiles, others might find themselves faced with a a passageway to Narnia. Not sure about the cuttlefish. "
That's interesting. Will there be odd creatures there?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem 
Level up - corn on the cob.  "
Nah a Butternut Squash |
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"You know how if you've got one budgie you get it a little mirror and some cuttle fish to cheer it up, well do you think that works for a lonely vag?
Asking for a friend  "
I think we should study it. I’ll come around with a mirror, then study your vagina in front of it and then to make sure it’s a fair test, spend the same amount of time without the mirror.
And for extra scientific purposes,’then the same amount of time with me playing down there as a control study
Fancy it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem
Level up - corn on the cob.
Nah a Butternut Squash "
Depends if we are aiming for stretching or just a different sensory experience  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Just a lonely vision of what could be,
staring in a single mirror just me,
just me and my lonely vag.
I place a small glove on and prentend it's not me,
Just pretend it's someone else wanting to get to my honey
catching my cuttlfish face,
I's just me and my lonely vag. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I introduced mine to the shower head. Best friends ever since.
A fixed shower head is just plain mean "
This needs to be a section on reviews of hotels.
Great shower head 4star water pressure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough I have looked up , What can I do with a pile of carrots.... you could solve that problem
Level up - corn on the cob. "
Cooked or raw 
Asking for, errr, a friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lonely vaginas matter.
also, a big bad barry helps  
Px "
Barry is named after who..??
I know a lady who has given hers the moniker Gary, after Gary Numan |
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