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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies?

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I'm fake

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Both I'm greedy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do I get bonus points for being all 3?

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Absolute fake as they come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I take great pride in being all 3

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stay strong sisters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm fake "

I knew it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stay strong sisters"

We can't do that, I think it violates some code somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im a cunt

Px

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

All of the above. Not trying to brag though...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stay strong sisters"

. sister before mister

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine


"I'm fake "
Oh no, realy. (walks out the room and cathes a bus home emoji + stamping on laptop emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fake I just love spending money on clothes to take pics to post them on hear and pretend I am real lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stay strong sisters

We can't do that, I think it violates some code somewhere "

PREACH

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies? "

You forgot you're all so demanding too...

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By *sm265Woman  over a year ago

Shangri-la

I'm stuck up my own fake bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"im a cunt

Px"

Ahh I forgot to include that one. Naturally we are cunts too

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"im a cunt

Px"

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m needy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies?

You forgot you're all so demanding too... "

Apparently forgetful should of been on the list too

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By *sm265Woman  over a year ago

Shangri-la

Oh & I'm on my period so very demanding & totally irrational

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stay strong sisters

. sister before mister"

Sisters before blisters!!

T

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

Ignorant is usually the adjective thrown in my direction.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stay strong sisters

. sister before mister

Sisters before blisters!!

T"

created by dry penises

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stay strong sisters

. sister before mister

Sisters before blisters!!

T

created by dry penises "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ignorant is usually the adjective thrown in my direction."

I think we should make a list, I forgot so many.

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By *isAdventure69Woman  over a year ago

Hampshire

Can I be a timewaster ?

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By *hatawasteMan  over a year ago

stafford


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies? "

From a male perspective it seems to me for every genuine single available female on here there are at least 10 fakes either pretending to be a female or a couple with an available female ..

Just my experience of using the place at times it can be a complete joke frankly

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All of the above.

Bitches be crazy, I'm not spreading my legs, and DIY anal means I don't have to shave said legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All of the above.

Bitches be crazy, I'm not spreading my legs, and DIY anal means I don't have to shave said legs "

I quite like a crazy bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I be a timewaster ?

"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So many I forgot so to add to the list we have

Timewaster

Ignorant

Cunt

Crazy bitch

Demanding

Is there anymore ladies?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

Depends who painted you..one or two would do well in an auction house

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By *inkylipsWoman  over a year ago

Debauchery

[Removed by poster at 08/04/21 16:12:44]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"im a cunt

Px"

But I am not going to change my username.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm definitely fake. I'm actually Shrek.

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By *inkylipsWoman  over a year ago

Debauchery

Might as well go for both why not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/04/21 16:19:46]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am according to one male yesterday that I am fake as f.

Today one said I was inhumane

Oh I have been told I am a time waster

Stuck up bitch

Mindfuck

Waste if space

And many more lol. I just thank very sweetly and wish them a lovely life, I usually get blocked after saying that

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Fake, stuck up my own arse, attention seeking whore according to some

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So many I forgot so to add to the list we have

Timewaster

Ignorant

Cunt

Crazy bitch

Demanding

Is there anymore ladies? "

Apparently I'm narrow-minded for not wanting to meet during a pandemic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am according to one male yesterday that I am fake as f.

Today one said I was inhumane

Oh I have been told I am a time waster

Stuck up bitch

Mindfuck

Waste if space

And many more lol. I just thank very sweetly and wish them a lovely life, I usually get blocked after saying that "

Haha! Kill them with kindness, love it! Love your username

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am according to one male yesterday that I am fake as f.

Today one said I was inhumane

Oh I have been told I am a time waster

Stuck up bitch

Mindfuck

Waste if space

And many more lol. I just thank very sweetly and wish them a lovely life, I usually get blocked after saying that

Haha! Kill them with kindness, love it! Love your username "

Overly being nice apparently disagrees with them thanks

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm just amazing.

Sorry, not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The patriarchy don’t like it up ‘em

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

I'm a fake, irrational, stuck up my own arse deal with it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies? "

I'll be all 3 for some if it keeps certain people away from me lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a fake, irrational, stuck up my own arse deal with it!!!

"

I like you

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"I'm a fake, irrational, stuck up my own arse deal with it!!!

I like you "

Ditto

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By *toC Thats MeWoman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Been called fake, time waster, that I’m leading people on with my fake profile cos I’m really a guy....far too many times. Cunt is the funniest though

To me a timewaster is someone that you arrange to meet and doesn’t turn up or ghosts you. Something I’ve never done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"im a cunt

Px"

With personality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you have standards your fake, time waster or as one said a stuck up whore

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When you have standards your fake, time waster or as one said a stuck up whore "

Of course, we aren't allowed standards

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine

I am fake, I'm a female Russian super computer diguised as a single male.

I'm only collecting data in preperation for our troops to take over your knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t believe any of you, ladies. You’re feeding us fake news!!!

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

All three and a few more including an absolute cock tease apparently... x

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im so adorable i must be fake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I pride myself on being a bitch and blocked by all on here

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies? "

Technically I am a fake woman, so I win!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m fake & shallow too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am a researcher for Sydney University so yeah im just here to make up the numbers really

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"im a cunt

Px"

There you go

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"So many I forgot so to add to the list we have

Timewaster

Ignorant

Cunt

Crazy bitch

Demanding

Is there anymore ladies? "

Fussy?

We should shag every Tom, Dick & Harry that asks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

•Grabs Crotch•

My lady bits are still there.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm stuck up my own fake bum

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Well I'm not flexible enough to be stuck up my own bum so I must be irrational - probably accurate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So many I forgot so to add to the list we have

Timewaster

Ignorant

Cunt

Crazy bitch

Demanding

Is there anymore ladies?

Fussy?

We should shag every Tom, Dick & Harry that asks "

Oooo good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well I'm not flexible enough to be stuck up my own bum so I must be irrational - probably accurate "

I'm not either but apparently some men know more about me than I do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies? "

All of them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm stuck up my own fake bum"

That made me laugh

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

Useful thread this so I can block all of these phoney fake profile's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently I'm also fake, apparently my photos have been digitally enhanced

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm really a man sitting on glass dildo behind my screen, I often take offense or become angry about a situation that has not yet occurred, expressing emotions exaggeratedly (such as crying hysterically), maintaining unrealistic expectations, engaging in irresponsible conduct such as problem intoxication, disorganization, and falling victim to confidence tricks.

But I think I've done well with my disguise and even got a man or two into bed. Who'd have thought it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been accused as a fake in the past even with all my veris. I had over 200 but lost a lot this year with lockdown. You can't make it up . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies? "

Oi where have you been hiding?

X

To answer your question I think I'll be a fake, stuck up my fat arse, old miserable cunt.

Failing that call me Mary

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

There’s some very irrational comments on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m a fake!

(Well, I will be next week when I finally get my Botox top up haha)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually without my fake boobs I would look very much like a man.... Flat chested.

So yes I'm fake right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Actually without my fake boobs I would look very much like a man.... Flat chested.

So yes I'm fake right? "

Iv a massive cock and on or off here that apparently makes me either a liar or arrogant

Haven't got a clue

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm stuck up my own fake bum

That made me laugh "

I'm here all week

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies?

Oi where have you been hiding?

X

To answer your question I think I'll be a fake, stuck up my fat arse, old miserable cunt.

Failing that call me Mary "

Hey you

I erm....was hiding in the shadows

Great choice....Mary

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Actually without my fake boobs I would look very much like a man.... Flat chested.

So yes I'm fake right? "

Can I have another feel to be sure?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm stuck up my own fake bum

That made me laugh

I'm here all week "

Oh no I hope you are comfortable up there

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies?

Technically I am a fake woman, so I win!"

I bow down to and aspire to your magnificent fakeness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally fake here

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm stuck up my own fake bum

That made me laugh

I'm here all week

Oh no I hope you are comfortable up there "

I made it out of marshmallows so I'm good

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I had something stuck up my bum last night. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm all of that and a bit more.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies?

Oi where have you been hiding?

X

To answer your question I think I'll be a fake, stuck up my fat arse, old miserable cunt.

Failing that call me Mary

Hey you

I erm....was hiding in the shadows

Great choice....Mary "

Bloody lurker!

Clearly fake and irrational

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm all of that and a bit more. "

And we love you for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm all of that and a bit more.

And we love you for it "

Awww thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"According to some threads lately, us women are all fakes or stuck up our own bums or irrational

So which one are you ladies?

Oi where have you been hiding?

X

To answer your question I think I'll be a fake, stuck up my fat arse, old miserable cunt.

Failing that call me Mary

Hey you

I erm....was hiding in the shadows

Great choice....Mary

Bloody lurker!

Clearly fake and irrational "

Would you have me any other way?

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm fake... I don't meet men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha love this!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh irrational for sure! At least that what he’s telling everyone..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm fake... I don't meet men "

sshhh! Don't tell them that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh irrational for sure! At least that what he’s telling everyone.. "

It's okay, we can be irrational together

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I’m definitely irrational and stuck up my own bum no doubt about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm stuck up my own fake bum

That made me laugh

I'm here all week

Oh no I hope you are comfortable up there

I made it out of marshmallows so I'm good "

Did you now

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By *hatawasteMan  over a year ago

stafford

So that's about 50 then or so then who are genuine out of what a couple of thousand who are on here?. That is factoring in some responders are part of a couple and thus not looking for blokes.. Then there's a few odds and sods no doubt give or take a few very quiet ones, lurkers and non forum people.. Not forgetting lapsed membership which still seems to count in the stats I suppose?. A quick sum in the head Looks then like it's less than 10% who are genuine or willing to admit it at least

Always good to get the most up to date odds before anyone makes any kind of bet isn't it!

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