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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently
oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo  |
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"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently
oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo "
Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently
oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo
Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty
R"
i didn’t even respond on it , i just backed out for the eye bleach to wipe away having ever read it |
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"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently
oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo
Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty
R
i didn’t even respond on it , i just backed out for the eye bleach to wipe away having ever read it "
I missed that one, a lucky escape indeed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there have been far too many about family in sexual scenarios recently
oh and one about rimming where the guy said he actually does it because he likes the taste of lady poo
Yeah that got removed because everyone was nasty
R"
Was everyone nasty because he admitted to liking the taste of lady poo? Why were people being nasty about it? He hasn’t broken any laws or abused anyone, has he? It’s unsanitary but not harmful to anyone else. |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Wouldn't say it was a car crash thread, but I really felt for _rincess peach (in addition to laughing my head off.) with her standing on her butt plug while at the same time standing up.
Serious ouch but one of the funniest reads ever....as is her profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one that i was reading when i crashed my car
Were you having a bj off a woman who was flashing lorry drivers at the time?  were you in the lorry "
Yep. I was giving the driver a bj  |
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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"The one's that ridicule a user's sexual kink's.
Yes definitely those one's."
I'd tend to agree, kink-shaming is wrong, but with the caveat that this isn't a kink site, and posting some of the more extreme things is possibly not appropriate. Some seem to do it more for the shock/offense than anything I think. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"The one's that ridicule a user's sexual kink's.
Yes definitely those one's.
I'd tend to agree, kink-shaming is wrong, but with the caveat that this isn't a kink site, and posting some of the more extreme things is possibly not appropriate. Some seem to do it more for the shock/offense than anything I think."
I don’t see why it’s not appropriate...
If someone can’t exhibit respect and a touch of empathy, then that’s on them, not the poster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing. "
Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing?? |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.
Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing?? "
Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.
Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??
Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!"
But... But... Why??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a few classics from back in the day. Usually from those one thread wonder Mavericks, one reply to a forumite will stay with me till the end, a stone cold classic put down |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.
Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??
Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!
But... But... Why?? "
Because it’s easier than getting a tissue I’m assuming? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.
Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??
Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!
But... But... Why??
Because it’s easier than getting a tissue I’m assuming? "
Boys are gross lol |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing.
Oh god, is a cum sock an actual thing??
Shhhh! Don’t get it started again!!
But... But... Why??
Because it’s easier than getting a tissue I’m assuming?
Boys are gross lol"
The fact that I know all of this and still find men attractive is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice |
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Off the top of my head:
- Every thread in the virus forum.
- Every thread in the politics forum.
- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.
- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.
- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.
There are probably more. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Off the top of my head:
- Every thread in the virus forum.
- Every thread in the politics forum.
- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.
- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.
- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.
There are probably more. "
I love the virus forum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones where someone goes on and on and on about their love life, having repeated the same pattern for years and years and expected a different outcome. Then willfully ignores every single piece of advice in favour of sycophants. |
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"Off the top of my head:
- Every thread in the virus forum.
- Every thread in the politics forum.
- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.
- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.
- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.
There are probably more.
I love the virus forum "
It's a handy way of figuring out who to block, certainly. Keeps a lot of the wingnuts in one place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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THIS
Is why I look at the Forums.
Hoping for O.M.G.
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People having a serious barney with their bits out.
Cracks me up... someone all indignant..with bent over a table pics.
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I'm a simple mind so for me it's mostly the "entitled/moany" sort of threads and the replies .
You know the type , the non existent blank profiles that goes on about how there's no genuine subs , all women are fakes , men are all time wasters, why can't they get a meet when this is a sex site, how dare people have standards and such like ...
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"I'm a simple mind so for me it's mostly the "entitled/moany" sort of threads and the replies .
You know the type , the non existent blank profiles that goes on about how there's no genuine subs , all women are fakes , men are all time wasters, why can't they get a meet when this is a sex site, how dare people have standards and such like ...
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Oh and I've just noticed one " why are women so demanding ... like they own the site " |
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"Wouldn't say it was a car crash thread, but I really felt for _rincess peach (in addition to laughing my head off.) with her standing on her butt plug while at the same time standing up.
Serious ouch but one of the funniest reads ever....as is her profile."
Thank you
My sphincter still recoils at the memory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads about cum socks always seem to get out of control, mainly due to folk conversing about how long they have been in use for. Even a cum box is an actual thing. "
Well. That is enough internet for today! |
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Too many to mention but the lady poo one stands out.
Also the ones where members are asked why people’s partners etc do certain things! How do we know!
Boring threads like why men aren’t getting anywhere on Fab.
Threads asking for profile advice.
I could go on lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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THIS
Is why I look at the Forums.
Hoping for O.M.G.
&
People having a serious barney with their bits out.
Cracks me up... someone all indignant..with bent over a table pics.
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Haha that is funny and true  |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
"Wouldn't say it was a car crash thread, but I really felt for _rincess peach (in addition to laughing my head off.) with her standing on her butt plug while at the same time standing up.
Serious ouch but one of the funniest reads ever....as is her profile.
Thank you
My sphincter still recoils at the memory "
....and mine....Is there such a condition as: SSRS? (Sympathetic spincter recoil syndrome?.)
Have fun. Running late, got to run. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Off the top of my head:
- Every thread in the virus forum.
- Every thread in the politics forum.
- Every thread about how animals are DANGEROUS and EVIL and COMING TO KILL US ALL.
- Every thread about how poor people are feckless scroungers who should be left to die.
- Every single "I'm not RACIST, I have a PREFERENCE!" thread.
There are probably more. "
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"I'm a simple mind so for me it's mostly the "entitled/moany" sort of threads and the replies .
You know the type , the non existent blank profiles that goes on about how there's no genuine subs , all women are fakes , men are all time wasters, why can't they get a meet when this is a sex site, how dare people have standards and such like ...
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All of the above types of thread!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there was a guy years ago used to start threads on the scotland forum when he was d*unk and get into all sorts of barneys with people , i think mostly on purpose, he was a bit of a wind up merchant but there was always a bit of sobered up climb back down the next day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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THIS
Is why I look at the Forums.
Hoping for O.M.G.
&
People having a serious barney with their bits out.
Cracks me up... someone all indignant..with bent over a table pics.
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy” 
I think it got removed quite quickly.
And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”
I think it got removed quite quickly.
And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material... "
Yea that thread yesterday was just a little bit too grim for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”
I think it got removed quite quickly.
And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material... "
do you listen to the shagged married annoyed podcast? a listener wrote in about when they were in a young couple staying with parents and were always scared to get caught disposing of the condoms after , so used to tie them in a knot, put them back in the box under the bed |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”
I think it got removed quite quickly.
And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material...
do you listen to the shagged married annoyed podcast? a listener wrote in about when they were in a young couple staying with parents and were always scared to get caught disposing of the condoms after , so used to tie them in a knot, put them back in the box under the bed "
And that’s enough internet for today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tbh alot of the Fantasy/Story stuff about shagging a woman behind the guys back ect.
One recently made me feel like i was reading a weird Black Mirror Porno script, about a guys dad and uncles fucking his GF. Just made me super uncomfortable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was one yesterday about posting cum-filled condoms to people for them “to enjoy”
I think it got removed quite quickly.
And the moany ones “bin ere two weeks and haven’t had any pussy wot am I doing wrong” are always car crash material...
do you listen to the shagged married annoyed podcast? a listener wrote in about when they were in a young couple staying with parents and were always scared to get caught disposing of the condoms after , so used to tie them in a knot, put them back in the box under the bed "
That one i can kinda relate to, after my Brother moved out i took over his room. I moved the bed and found probably a warehouse full of old crusty toilet paper that he had thrown down the side... |
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