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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked.
Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house?
If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. |
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. "
And I'd pay bloody good money for that  |
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
And I'd pay bloody good money for that "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex girlfriend a few years back had a thing for me naked and cleaning, although looking back I think it was just her way of getting me to vacuum the living room  |
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
And I'd pay bloody good money for that
(I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) "
I can hear Red scurrying off to Tesco right now |
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
And I'd pay bloody good money for that
(I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance) "
Dark chocolate ones do ya? Xx |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"Do they really clean though? "
Doubt it. I saw this movie once where this girl in lingerie calls a plumber out. The price they charge and he didn’t even fix the leak! Bet he doesn’t get much work the lazy twat |
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked.
Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house?
If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. "
Is Ash looking for a new job? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Do they really clean though?
Doubt it. I saw this movie once where this girl in lingerie calls a plumber out. The price they charge and he didn’t even fix the leak! Bet he doesn’t get much work the lazy twat "
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
And I'd pay bloody good money for that
(I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance)
I can hear Red scurrying off to Tesco right now "
2 packets. 1 for me & 1 for Sensual - I don't share. Even with him |
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
And I'd pay bloody good money for that
(I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance)
Dark chocolate ones do ya? Xx"
Oh yes. Ooo look.....I’ve dropped some crumbs down myself.... ahem.... |
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
And I'd pay bloody good money for that
(I’ll very partial to Mcvities Digestives in advance)
Dark chocolate ones do ya? Xx
Oh yes. Ooo look.....I’ve dropped some crumbs down myself.... ahem.... "
Oh no! They've melted!
I best wipe it off. With my tongue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef.
I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. "
Naked cleaner and butler yes but naked cook sounds far too hazardous ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. "
Ohhh you are definitely in consideration.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ex girlfriend a few years back had a thing for me naked and cleaning, although looking back I think it was just her way of getting me to vacuum the living room "
Clever woman.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked.
Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house?
If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience.
Is Ash looking for a new job? "
I have a tough enough job getting him to do it with his clothes on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef.
I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. "
This is what I'd like.
I just think the same as you though. |
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked.
Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house?
If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. "
I've often wondered this.
I like the idea of a naked chef - I just wonder if I'll be served spaghetti hoops on toast
C |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried it, if you find a genuine exhibitionist it's quite fun just watching
The fake ones soon get narked when they realise they are actually supposed to do some work "
Ohhh intresting.
Did they expect anything in return? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked.
Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house?
If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience.
Is Ash looking for a new job?
I have a tough enough job getting him to do it with his clothes on. "
 he needs an incentive Lorna. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can imagine it gets awkward if there's a horny dog in the house ... especially when cleaning under the cupboards.
Iv only got a cat.  "
Hmmm, I think I'd feel vulnerable! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can imagine it gets awkward if there's a horny dog in the house ... especially when cleaning under the cupboards.
Iv only got a cat.
Hmmm, I think I'd feel vulnerable! "
What threat is a cat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can imagine it gets awkward if there's a horny dog in the house ... especially when cleaning under the cupboards.
Iv only got a cat.
Hmmm, I think I'd feel vulnerable!
What threat is a cat?"
The claws!! |
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"I tried it, if you find a genuine exhibitionist it's quite fun just watching
The fake ones soon get narked when they realise they are actually supposed to do some work
Ohhh intresting.
Did they expect anything in return?"
Genuine exhibitionists no, being watched is enough
Fake yes, they expect me to join in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried it, if you find a genuine exhibitionist it's quite fun just watching
The fake ones soon get narked when they realise they are actually supposed to do some work
Ohhh intresting.
Did they expect anything in return?
Genuine exhibitionists no, being watched is enough
Fake yes, they expect me to join in "
Oh thats interesting.
I'd love to see if I can find someone. |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit. "
How about homemade cake lol |
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It's so difficult to know how well a naked cleaner cleaned (as opposed to other things) when every possible comment sounds like a euphemism!
"Got rid of all my cobwebs"
"Gave my skirting boards a good going over"
"Even made sure my lintels got a once over"
I mean, I'd be open to a naked cleaner, I'd just like to know which ornaments he was talented at polishing. Do I buy Duraglit or Durex in preparation?!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched.
It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house.
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This is the scenario I want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef.
I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here. "
This.
I would have one if I believed that is all they expected to do.
Chances are you end up with a naked pushy man in your house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched.
It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house.
This is the scenario I want. "
Exactly. Send him my way.
Bella x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef.
I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here.
This.
I would have one if I believed that is all they expected to do.
Chances are you end up with a naked pushy man in your house "
Thats my worry. |
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"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
How about homemade cake lol"
For homemade cake I’ll even sweep the floor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love a naked cleaner ...
Seems to lots of us but not so many volunteers.
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Hahahahahahahaha nope! Think that might actually having something to do with the cleaning part? |
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched.
It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house.
This is the scenario I want. "
Worked for me. We discussed the details beforehand, I made it clear I needed someone who could actually clean, not someone who was going to ponce around with a featherduster and a hard on.
Also made it clear it was a hands off role, I was happy to indulge his kink in terms of watching him clean but apart from that it wasn't touchy feely or sexual apart from the thrill he got being watched.
He was a nice older bloke, easy on the eye and more importantly a good cleaner!
Result
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had one a few years back. He liked cleaning and liked being watched.
It was a win win. He got to indulge his kink and I got a clean house.
This is the scenario I want.
Worked for me. We discussed the details beforehand, I made it clear I needed someone who could actually clean, not someone who was going to ponce around with a featherduster and a hard on.
Also made it clear it was a hands off role, I was happy to indulge his kink in terms of watching him clean but apart from that it wasn't touchy feely or sexual apart from the thrill he got being watched.
He was a nice older bloke, easy on the eye and more importantly a good cleaner!
Result
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I wonder if there are women that enjoy this too. |
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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago
NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts |
"I’m offering a naked ‘make you a cup of coffee service’ as I’m too lazy to clean the house. I might stretch to wiping down the kitchen service though for a biscuit.
How about homemade cake lol
For homemade cake I’ll even sweep the floor "
Now there's an image... any type of cake requests x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love a naked cleaner or a naked butler or a naked chef.
I do doubt they actually do what they claim though on here.
This is what I'd like.
I just think the same as you though. "
Can you imagine having all three at once?
And with the naked butler I'd just want to talk to him in a joanna lumley voice while I sit and watch in my lingerie and heels. |
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By *werty38Man
over a year ago
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I’ve done this in the past and yes I cleaned . I love to be watched and nothing was expected in return. I like to think I did a good job
I used to do it across the Midlands and NW and have often thought of getting back into it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve done this in the past and yes I cleaned . I love to be watched and nothing was expected in return. I like to think I did a good job
I used to do it across the Midlands and NW and have often thought of getting back into it. "
We have are first candidate. |
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Yes we do exist. I attend swingers parties in private houses and the only thing I do all night is keeping the place clean, mop up spills, collect empty glasses, clean up condoms etc. It's not about being watched for me personally, normally I go unnoticed the entire night, but about ensuring the guests have the best night they can and the party hosts don't have to deal with it so they can enjoy their party. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love to do it.. But my safety is priority fear of being hurt. Thought about joining an agency etc.. But they wanted upfront fees.."
Do you mean having a naked cleaner or being one? |
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By *werty38Man
over a year ago
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"I’ve done this in the past and yes I cleaned . I love to be watched and nothing was expected in return. I like to think I did a good job
I used to do it across the Midlands and NW and have often thought of getting back into it.
We have are first candidate. "
Always happy to chat and see what we can arrange. No fees or anything expected in return.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've done naked cleaning in the past ..cleaned a few places...it was real fun and a nice bonus from a warm and friendly couple...also cut a younger ladies grass naked ...that was fun |
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"Just ordered my one a pinny to do the chores in.
I'll ask if I can take photos
Oh yes please.
Can I ask is it just cleaning?"
Depends if he does a good job or not! There may be rewards or punishment. |
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"Just ordered my one a pinny to do the chores in.
I'll ask if I can take photos
Oh yes please.
Can I ask is it just cleaning?
Depends if he does a good job or not! There may be rewards or punishment.
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Cleaning and punishment? Perfect!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So iv seen posts and status updates before saying they have a kink for cleaning peoples houses naked.
Has anyone ever had someone come clean there house?
If this is your thing and have done it before I'd love to here your experience. "
there more than welcome around mine anytime, ill even make extra mess the night b4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Love to do it.. But my safety is priority fear of being hurt. Thought about joining an agency etc.. But they wanted upfront fees..
Do you mean having a naked cleaner or being one?"
Being the cleaner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been the naked cleaner a few times. And also naked waiter.
Something very exciting about being so naked and exposed as I serve drinks and snakcs. But also very hot and sexy to be totally naked and being watched as I iron their clothes, fold and tidy their underwear, sweep the floor and hoover etc - and all the time they remain clothed and have a good look (and feel) as I work!
Always happy to chat and arrange a cleaning session if you are nearby. I'm in Sussex. Now with Covid restrictions easing, it might be possible! |
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I served as a couples domestic cleaner for just over a year whilst at uni. A lot of the time I cleaned naked apart from a chastity device, occasionally I was allowed a maid outfit if I had been particularly good. Always looking to serve others. |
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By *arlly83Couple
over a year ago
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I recently toyed with the idea of setting up a naked cleaning company, i actually enjoy cleaning and love being naked. My only issue was you do get some people who think that because they have paid you ( to clean naked) they are entitled to have sex with tou, touch you, demand blow jobs etc so it put me off doing it. Dont get me wrong if someone sparked my curiosity i may have to to take a little break from cleaning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have done naked cleaning before. Hoovering, laundry, tidying, dusting, ironing, etc.
I love the feeling of exposure and being watched as I work.
Have been touched up and wanked as I work...love it!! |
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There is a company website I looked at, after reading a forum thread about them.
You pay a hefty price, which is to be expected. I like the line in the advert, you are not allowed to touch the cleaner, we offer a cleaning service, not an escort agency.
They fees start at £120 an hour upwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They can be naked/clothed/dressed as killer clowns, I just want someone to come clean my house as I can't be bothered this weekend. Hell, I'll even supervise naked if it gets the job done! |
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"They can be naked/clothed/dressed as killer clowns, I just want someone to come clean my house as I can't be bothered this weekend. Hell, I'll even supervise naked if it gets the job done! "
Wish I was closer Miss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They can be naked/clothed/dressed as killer clowns, I just want someone to come clean my house as I can't be bothered this weekend. Hell, I'll even supervise naked if it gets the job done! "
This. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get waaaay into cleaning, if they want to pay for a sweaty, naked chubby, lady who will scream at them if they touched something I just bleached, I'm all for it |
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"There is a company website I looked at, after reading a forum thread about them.
You pay a hefty price, which is to be expected. I like the line in the advert, you are not allowed to touch the cleaner, we offer a cleaning service, not an escort agency.
They fees start at £120 an hour upwards."
Mine was free. It was a win win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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seems popular, a chap messaged the other week offering to do house work he wanted to be shouted at and told what to do, very specific about that, she often gets mistaken for a dominatrix, couldn't dominate a pup, going to get her a riding crop for pics. |
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Have considered hiring a nude cleaner but it's expensive really considering you just get to look and it could be awkward. If they flirted and let you be nude too, maybe let you play with yourself (still no contact) that might be ok but don't think that happens, it's almost like a vanilla naturist service by the looks of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s such a sleazy thing for a bloke to pay for. If I guy in my private life did it, I’d sack him off.
I couldn’t get worked up over a woman hiring a man though.
Yep, I’m a hypocrite. So shoot me |
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