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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

....and then I said....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Said that because I have to be a good time to time you want to be a good time to time you want to be a good time to time you want to be a good time

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

I'll kick off:

....and then I said....why on earth would she need to peel the banana for that!?

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Sod the f***ing virus just get me on a plane to somewhere, anywhere hot and sunny !!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Wow..where did the time go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More tea vicar

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Said that because I have to be a good time to time you want to be a good time to time you want to be a good time to time you want to be a good time"

At least it's all the time!

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

What....it fitted in there.....

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

..

... and then I said ... oh yes you can do that you know that I love it

Now I am loving that!

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

.....you can put that away as there's no chance that that is going up there !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....and then I said.... Stick it in

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

And then I said....

Don't tell me it won't fit. I've seen in the toilet the size of the stuff that comes out of your bum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well it's entirely up to you, but it tastes like Angel Delight, Honestly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....and then I said...."

That can't be a blood clot surely...

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

....and then I said....

What do you mean you were hoping for the sky remote?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i have my life back please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely you are not going to sit around watching everyone else!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

And then I said ....

Honestly, it doesn’t hurt at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And then I said..

"Are you in yet?".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And then I said..

"Are you in yet?".

"
and then I said ,do you have a look-a-like Scottish relative?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

And then I said .....

WTF is that!

...... who’s been eating biscuits in bed???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's my condoms????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are those crumbs? ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And then I said...

Actually I find lard is best for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On your willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonka costume at a works fancy dress do

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

Thats the toothbrush I use to clean the toilet

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Are those crumbs? ..."

Was it you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And then I said..

"Are you in yet?".

"
and then I said, I've been in for the last year and I'm still trying to get out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....and then I said...."

That I'll do me

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

And then I said....

Careful! You could take someone's eye out with those.

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

You can't fool me like that you're gonna leave me on read?....I don't even like tiktok or have ever had an account but this blooming song is stuck in my head too much!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

That Bizzy fella is very dapper, but he wears bloody stripy pants

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"That Bizzy fella is very dapper, but he wears bloody stripy pants

"

Lmao

Well thank you....I think...

If I'm going to wear a pin stripe suit then the pants need to match surely. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Wow..where did the time go! "

And then, 20 weeks later, as if by magic, someone said....

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By *ndy79randyMan over a year ago

Washington

"Wow..where did the time go!

And then, 20 weeks later, as if by magic, someone said...."

Please fuck me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

with that cucumber, but the Greengrocer was having non of it and exclaimed....

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By *itnakedladMan over a year ago

London Bridge

Two off your underwear in the bathroom. Bring them back and I’ll take them into the men’s and wank in them, send you photos and leave you some pre cum in them. I bring them back to the bar.. and you put them back on

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By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

Ping pong balls, not king kongs balls.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

but when the bell rang and they answered the door, the delivery man said...

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By *ndy79randyMan over a year ago

Washington

"but when the bell rang and they answered the door, the delivery man said..."

That's nice

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

"but when the bell rang and they answered the door, the delivery man said..."

I don't care what your tattoo says...that is definitely not a "safe place".

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By *lasgow guyyMan over a year ago

glasgow

Hey x

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By *it for TattCouple over a year ago

Taunton

"but when the bell rang and they answered the door, the delivery man said...

I don't care what your tattoo says...that is definitely not a "safe place"."

Hilarious!!

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

....and then I said....

I don't care what you do with it once it's out of my body.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I wasn’t expecting that

#snorkleadvised

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